|Meet the McFlys
Author: Kid Anung Un Rama PM
Rouge's parents are staying with her due to an accident. But they can not stand her teammate, Shadow and Omega. Will this last for 3 weeks. I suck at summaries. Please Review to know that you are reading.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Rouge & Shadow - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 08-15-11 - Published: 06-30-11 - id: 7133867
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The car drove into the parking lot with high boomin stereo. Everyone was watching that was going to their cars or shows up. The car stops vibrating when the engine stops, Shadow exit out of the car growling. He had heard Jack complain for 10 minutes about Shadow looking like a thug, so he turns up the stereo. Those made the two bats cover up their sensitive ears.
The black hedgehog grabbed Omega who still has no lower torso. Rouge help Jack get out of the car, the war bat was still complaining about Shadow." Dad, everyone is looking." She said. Family, friends, or teenagers were watching them still in silence or whispering.
"Who the hell are you guys looking at? Go back to your work!" He screams. People and mobians shook their head until a gun went off."I said work!" They all scatters around screaming or getting into their cars. Rouge sighs, took the gun out of Jack's hand and helps him inside. Jack puff up some smoke and head into the restaurant. At the door, the waiter was standing and watching the odd group that was coming up. Whatever you do, don't look into their eyes, the waiter thought nervously. Then he spotted Jack who was taking in some smokes.
"Excuse me sir. This is no smoki-"The waiter was interrupted when Jack slams his cigar in his hand. The waiter began screaming and takes out the cigar. It left a burnt mark with some dried or new blood around it.
"There is now." Jack chortles, he walk away whistling. The waiter look at his wounded hand then over at the white female bat with rage. Rouge shrugs with a pathetic smile, "I'll be bringing out your waiter." The waiter mutters and walks away into the kitchen.
"While we are waiting, I'm going to tell you a story about the alien abductions." Jack said. Shadow looked confuse at him, "No I didn't get probe! We played gives Basketball in space." Jack explains, he cleared his throat. Can this day get any worse? Shadow thought. Rouge gave Jack the kids menu, Jack was surprise and started to color in a happy Pizza man and human pizza following him
"Faker!" That annoying voice. Shadow jump out of his seat and saw the blue hedgehog everyone know as Sonic was 2 seats away. The blue hedgehog was sitting right next to Amy Rose eating pizza.
"Oh my goodness! Sonamy!" A teenager walk by taking a picture."This is sooo going to be on DevaintART. I'll finally have a lot of views off of Sonic and Anime pictures instead of all that WORK I made!" The teenager smooths her hair back into a ponytail and walk outside the place.
"Can we go?" Shadow asks Rouge.
"Hell no! I want pizza." Jack yells at the black hedgehog.
"Wait, are you two on a date?" Rouge asks.
Sonic was going to speak but Amy interrupted, "Yes!" Rouge saw the chain rope tied around Sonic's body. Sonic shook his head no but when Amy turns her head, Sonic shook his head yes with a worry look.
"Where is the waiter? They do not get it when people are hungry!" Jack shouted, he slams his crayon on the table."Rouge, check out my picture." Jack said. Can this day get any worse? Shadow thought again.
"Get the hell out of my way, mooove!" Shadow's ears perk. The voice he heard was deep, evil, and grumpy it can't be.
"I am your waiter Black Doom." Shadow turns around and saw the leader of Black Arms or his father. The black creature had on an apron and a chef hat.
"Black Doom?" Rouge and Shadow spoke.
"No duh, that's his name." Jack said in annoyed tone, "I would like a beer."
"Beeeer." The creature was writing down on the note pad. He broke his pencil,"FUUU-"
"Don't curse in here Doom." The Italian accent manger came out.
"I quit Mario!" Doom slams his pencil on the floor.
"You can'tas quits, you owes me one more month. I'm not Mario for the last time." The manger growled." Now go backs to yo work."
Black Doom look at Team Dark," What the hell are you guys doing here?"
"What are you doing working here?" The back hedgehog bark backs.
"Since my army didn't blow up this damn planet, I cause destruction in this planet food… Pizza." Black Doom looks up with a serious face looking at nothing." No more questions. What would you like to drink?" He growls.
"Got any oil?" Omega pointed out.
"Son, we would of rule the universe together like father and son." Black Doom said.
Jack looks over at Shadow, "Son?"
Shadow was wearing all white with white gloves and boots. He found the inner core of the comet. Perfect time to destroy thi-, Shadow's ear twitch and he pulls out his blue light saber. He dodges a red light saber, a floating black creature with black armor, and a helmet that had the irritating deep breathing. He was known as Black Doom. Shadow and Black Doom kept hitting the light sabers to each other. The black hedgehog back away when Black Doom was using all of his force. Black Doom pushes Shadow on to the floor and pointed the light saber at him.
"You have been beaten! It is useless you resist like Gerald Robotnik did." Black Doom said, Shadow crawls back with the red light saber still at his face out of breath. Shadow got up quickly and starts using his light saber, he was either dodging or hitting Doom's saber. Shadow hit a tip off of Doom's glove making him roar. Black Doom use his saber swinging around crazy making Shadow goes to the end of the bridge. Then huge pain went though Shadow's right hand seeing that it's missing. Black Doom was standing there watching Shadow cry out in pain.
"AHH!" Shadow held on to his hand closely.
"There is no escape, don't let me destroy you." He lowered his light saber. Shadow was lying back crawling away from Doom, "Shadow, you may not know you importance. We had only begun for you knowing your power." He balled up his fist, "Join me, and we will complete your training. We can combine our strength and destroy this conflict. Giving the galaxy a new order."
"I'll never join you!" Shadow shouted, he was leaning on a pole.
"If you only knew the power of the Dark Side." Black Doom added." Gerald never told you about your father."
"He told me enough." Shadow slide a little bit down on the pole and look over at Doom." He told me you killed him!"
"No, I am your father." Black Doom stated. Shadow's face went all dramatic just like the music did in the background.
"No! No, that's not true! How's that impossible!" Shadow cried.
"Search your feelings and you know it's true."
"NOOOO!" He kept repeating.
"Shadow, you can destroy Eggman, he's been reseeding. It is your destiny." Black Doom had his fist in the air. Then his hand went towards Shadow," Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son."
Shadow look down below him, There's a way out. Then he looks over at Black Doom who still had his hand out.
"Come to me. This is the only way out." Black Doom said. Shadow let his self go and fell down.
Black Doom shook away from the fake flashback
"You know what?..."Jack took a short pause." You should eat with us."
A tear drop came out of Black Doom's eye, "R-Really? No one act that nice to me since that one guy I abducted." For some reason his black heart turn white.
"Dad, no." Rouge said.
"Silence stripper!" Black Doom shut up Rouge." I'll go get the drinks and pizza." Black Doom floated towards the kitchen. Shadow slam his head on to the table, I'm doom.
"That guy needs a break." Jack explains.
"You do realize that he tries to blow up our planet?" Omega spoke out.
Jack looks over at the robot, "I didn't tell you to talk Robocop."
"Sorry Father." Omega shut it. Black Doom came out with the cups, he slam it down in Shadow's and Rouge's face.
"Here you go Alpha." Doom said giving him a cup full of car oil." By the way Shadow, I got this from your car." He added.
Shadow growls and left the table, "Where do you think you're going?" He turns around and saw Scarlett. She pushes him down into his seat and she sat right next to him. Shadow tries moving away but Scarlett was laying her head on his shoulder.
"Welcome back… cheater…" Jack took a sip out of his beer."Black Doom, this is my cheating wife Scarlett."
Black Doom looks over at Scarlett, "Hello stripper numba 2!" He went up to her ear and whispered," When are you available?"
"I'm not a stripper!" Scarlett shouted.
Black Doom and Jack look at each other,"… Riiight." The said in illusion.
"Now let me start my story." Jack said.
Jack was about 18 years old, living with Scarlett who was 17. He already has 2 kids one of them was Rouge and her big brother. Jack was out shooting cans in the backyard, "Headshot!" he chuckles. Jack pulled the trigger and nothing came out. He look beside him and sat down reloading his gun.
It was dark and quiet outside only hearing the grasshoppers," Shut up!" he shouted, the chirping stop. He continues reloading his gun until a light red light was shine down at him. He felt the lights heat on him making him sweat, "What the hell?" The he felt no gravity and a force pulling him to the sky.
"Scarlett!" Jack kept shouting, no reply. The young bat head was throbbing and he close his eyes making him fall asleep.
Jack woke up lying on the table with pillows and covers, "Mom, is that you?" He couldn't open his eyes because of his head was throbbing.
"There, there, you fell asleep." A deep voice said, Jack felt a warm cloth on his head.
"I had the strangest dream." Jack laid his head down."I was shooting cans, and then I was lift up into the sky. I kept calling for Scarlet, but she didn't answer me." Jack explains.
"At least you're safe after the abduction." The voice said. Jack opened his eyes in shock.
"Wait a second; this sounds like Back to the Future?" Shadow complained.
"Never interrupt my stories pimp…" Jack said. Shadow saw a bunch of girls around him in the Pizza place eye balling him.
"I'm your biggest fan." One spoke out.
"No I am!" They all spoke and began fighting.
Jack felt all the vibration in the ship seeing a black creature with no legs standing there looking at him, he had a full set of hair." I mean no harm, my name is Black Doom." The creature said, he made the peace sign.
"You met Black Doom?" Rouge shouted.
"It was you that I abducted? I remember when now, you had long hair." Black Doom added.
"You had hair also?" The hedgehog asks.
"I did have hair then. Until, you and age came?" Black Doom pointed his claw at the hedgehog face.
Jack has been missing for a couple of weeks because of a championship of playing basketball on the moon.
"Dad, how come you never told us about him?" Rouge asks pointing at Doom. Black Doom smacks her finger out of his face, "Lucky I didn't bite it off."
"I don't know, maybe I want my grandkids to know since you're not interested in my stories no more." Jack said.
"Then why did you tell us?" E-123 asks.
"I didn't tell you to talk Terminator." Jack said.
Later Back at the Club
Shadow was heading towards his room until he felt something watching him in Rouge's room. He looks into the room seeing Scarlett watching him with a promiscuous look. Shadow had a cold chill and closes the door in his room. Omega was in the corner rubbing a toaster, "I love you too sweetheart." He rubs the toaster with his metal face. The robot looks over at Shadow, "At least I have someone to love."
"At least the washer machine didn't cheat on me." The hedgehog said back.
Omega was going down into the basement where the washer machine was at. He saw the light on in the room, Strange… When Omega went inside the room he saw Rouge on top of the machine reading a magazine.
The bat look up at Omega, "What are you doing down here so late?"
"What are you doing down here late also?" Omega questioned.
"…My laundry?" She hid the magazine behind her back.
"What mean you're a man!" Omega said pointing at the machine. Rouge made the 'what hell look', "Are you talking to me?"
"You can keep her!" Omega stomp back off.
Omega ignores the memory," Too bad I got rid of it."
Shadow came down with his dirty laundry, he drop his basket of clothes on the floor."Rouge, what happen to the washer machine?" He shouted.
The flashback was break off when Rouge opens the door in her nightgown, she close the door from behind and took a deep breath."I can't last this long."
"You know how I feel; my dad is coming over because of your dad's Waaaar stories." Shadow whispered back with anger. Rouge slap in his face, "I needed that… How can you live with them?"
"What's with the whispering?" Jack shouted from Rouge's room."That pimp better not is touching you Rouge!" Rouge pulled out Jack's gun and tries to give it to Shadow.
"Hide it from him for these 3 weeks." Rouge said.
"No way. Your dad knows things like your mother." Shadow hand the gun back to her.
"No." They kept handing the gun back in fourth until the door was opening. Rouge put the gun into Shadow's night pants.
"What the hell were you doing Rouge?" Jack asked. Rouge look back at her hand that was in Shadow's pants. Negative thinking, Rouge thought. Shadow's was blushing for a couple of seconds.
"I was uhhh." Rouge couldn't think. Jack crosses his arms with a serious look on his face.
"I'm going to answer for her." Scarlett jump in." It's hormones."
"OHHHHHHH." Omega said. Shadow's face turns hot red.
Jack grabbed Rouge's hand and took her out of the room. The old bat looks back and did a hand signal 'I got my eyes on you' then left. Scarlett wave bye to Shadow and blew a kiss at him, he actually felt the pressure of the air kiss on his face. Shadow felt his cheek burning and he curse out loud.
A/N: School's coming up…. I'm only going to updating on Thursdays … That's the only free time I have. Please Review, I do sometimes respond back because I have FF on my phone. Remember not to act cool in school; it's not good because it brings your grades down.