Author: Stormyfang502 PM
So, the Flock lands at Destiny Islands, and chaos follows. Like scary chaos. Just read it to find out. I'm even frightened by it. *enter confusion here* T for language.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Sora & Max - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 07-27-11 - Published: 07-14-11 - id: 7178666
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A/N: Another crack-story. This one is simply between Kingom Hearts, Maximum Ride, four-leaf clovers, murders, cookies, space ducks, roosters, a sexy Riku (wait, that goes under Kingdom Hearts), doughnuts, training wheels and that stupid sound people always make with their phones that apparently only people under the age of whatever can hear. Oh, and the Vocaloids. Can't forget them. Enjoy...if you don't keel over from all of the stupidity I've channeled into creating this.
Sora: Everything's been so boring since we beat up Ansem/Xehanort. Why does everything have to suck balls?
Riku: Because that's all you do in your spare time.
Sora: THAT'S NOT TRUE :(
Riku: Suuurrrreeee it isn't...*cough* last night *cough*
Sora: STOP IT! YOU'RE TELLING LIES!
Riku: If that's what you think...
Sora: Well, if that's what I think, then why are there flying children falling from the sky? Huh, HUH?
Max and the Flock crash into the ground, sending Sora into a fit of panic and flipping out.
Sora: OH MY GOD! Oh my God. Children with wings just crashed into the ground. Children with wings just crashed into the ground. We're all going to die, the world's going to end, and I haven't finished my day worth of...
Riku: Sucking balls?
Sora: QUIT SAYING THAT.
Max: Did we just cause that to happen?
Fang: Yes...and no.
Kairi: Don't worry. They're always like that.
Sora and Riku: SHUT UP BITCH-WHORE.
Iggy: Ahh, music to my ears.
Max: Shut it, blind child.
Gazzy: Do you guys have cookies? Do ya, do ya?
Gazzy: Fork 'em over porqupine head.
Sora: RIKU! He called me a porqupine head! Go kick his ass for me.
Riku: Only if you admit to the whole world that you do suck balls.
Sora: Never mind...
Riku: *to himself* I will get him to admit it. I WILL!
Flames of Death shoot up from the ground.
Max: Now that...was just plain old creepy.
Gazzy: Anyway, those cookies, I want 'em. NOW.
Sora: Fine. I don't even like cookies anyway.
Nudge: Wait. you don't like cookies?
Sora: No. Not really anyway. Why?
Max, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel: GET OUT.
Sora: But I live here :(
Angel: Too bad. You should have thought of that before you disliked cookies.
Fang: What kind of freak doesn't like cookies?
Iggy: That came from Fang. It has to be true. Ya know?
Riku: He is sorta right. Who doesn't like cookies?
Sora: WHAT? Now Riku's against me?
Riku: *sadistically(To the tune of "Hermione Can't Draw")* Sora sucks balls, Sora sucks balls, Sora, he sucks balls. He only sucks balls so he cannot draw...
Sora: STOP IT...
Angel: This whole vacation's gonna suck, right?
Riku: Yeah...it's probably gonna suck...balls! Just like Sora!
Sora: STOP SAYING THAT, OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
Riku: Try and rip my head off. I dare you to try.
A/N: I told you this was crackified. Anyway, will Riku ever get Sora to admit he sucks balls? Will Sora ever like cookies? And will The Flock escape without having a mental breakdown? Who knows. R&R!