Author's Note: Hey y'all! This is just a random fic I got inspired to do a random musical parody with Hellraiser. This is just something I'll do at random times, but I became inspired after hearing 'So What' by P!nk in the beginning when she said 'I guess I just lost my husband, I don't know where he went' kinda reminded me of Kirsty and then...well...bada bing bada boom! XD

Song Used/Spoofed: So What- By P!nk

To normal people, when you usually lose your husband or wife, you're supposed to mourn.

For Kirsty, it was a bit of time for a wicked celebration almost, since Trevor Gooden did have it coming through all his dirty lies. Eh, he deserved it all.
(Which was fine enough for Pinhead; Secretly, it was one less target to take down from potential men trying to steal Kirsty on his list.)

So for Kirsty, the oddest thing to those who didn't really know her full story to it, figured what she would do and was about to do was odd.

For the Cenobites, it was something in dark humor they favored towards, especially when it was karoake night in Hell.

The brunette woman eagerily jumped on stage and found her own little song to play, making certain that a still currently tortured and angry Trevor was nearby...

Na na na na
na na na
na

Na na na na
na na na

I guess I just lost my husband
I hope his soul is in Hell
So I'm gonna go kill five souls
I'm not gonna fool Pinhead
(nope)

I got a brand new attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight

Na na na na
na na

I want a Lament Box

Na na na na
na na

I wanna start a fight

So, so what?
I'm still a Scream Queen
I got my Cenobites
And I don't need you

And guess what?
I'm having more fun!
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight!

I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a fool

So, so what?
I am a Cenobite
I got my Pinhead
And I don't want you tonight

Kirsty grinned happily in satisfaction as the guitar played for the brief break in singing, looking over to the stunned and obviously pissed Trevor, and then to the mischieviously grinning Cenobites- especially Nikoletta, Dreamer, Stitch, and Bound. They absolutely hated Trevor and his annoying whinings in Hell.

Uh, check my flow, uh

Leviathan just took my table
And gave it to Princess Ange- shit!
I guess I'll go sit with Pinhead
At least he'll know the Labyrinth

What if this song's on the radio?
Then Uncle Frank's gonna die! O_O

I'm gonna unleash Hell
My Xipe will start a fight

Na na na na
na na na

He's gonna start a fight

Na na na na
na na na

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET IN A FIGHT!

The moment Kirsty said that, all hell broke loose- literally!

All the Cenobites got out of their seats and proceeded to wrestle, tackle, fight, bite, punch, kick, and beat one another.

Well, unfortunately for Channard here- our Fantastic Four here of Pinhead, Chatterer, Nikoletta, and Butterball grinned evilly and wickedly as they jumped the former Institute Owner and gave him one helluva revenge! Basically, it was the overdue revenge for having them killed off so unfairly. Poor Channard..not!

In the meanwhile, CD did something of a sniggered as he fired CDs straight at Trevor our of boredom when suddenly Barbie burned him in the butt! He turned and smacked Barbie with a Justin Bieber CD, and then the two broke out in something similar of a WWE mania of violent tackles.

Angelique and Dreamer tumbled about in one ugly cat fight, with Pistonhead able to drool over that while throwing painful punches straight at Frank Cotton- due to the two men fighting over who really said the quote 'Come to Daddy' better. That is- until Frank pulled a roundhouse on our poor perverted piston headed friend here! Ooh! That's gotta hurt!

But the demon princess and dreaming Cenobite were clawing at one another, while Dreamer burned Angelique with her cigarette, while Angelique bit Dreamer's arm...etc. Basically, it became a whole concept of 'Welcome to the Jungle' with these two lovely women.

Bound and Stitch teamed up to one another as they decided to take on Surgeon and the male Bound- which became proven like something taken out of Animal Planet as to who was dominating...which Bound and Stitch were by a mile. Geez..I'd hate to be the boys.

However, while all Hell was unleashed over there- the Siamese Twins and Wire Twins were- flirting with each other! Huh...guess two on two for twins really does work out. Either or, they were too googly eyed (Well, the Siamese ones were since they actually had eyes) and in the lovey dovey mood to notice everything going on around them.

Kirsty smacked her forehead, not neccessarily implying she wanted to start a fight with everyone in the room. But, oh well, she supposed it didn't matter. At least her four closest friends finally got an overdue revenge on Channard, and she made a note to herself to thank CD later on for throwing a CD at Trevor.

So, she continued to sing to the chorus part and end!

So, so what?
I'm still a Scream Queen
I got my Pinhead
And I don't need you

And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you that tonight

I'm alright,
I'm just fine,
And you're a fool

So, so what?
I am a Cenobite
I got my Hell moves
And I don't want you

With that, Kirsty made her way to Trevor and deviously smiled as she continued;

You weren't there
You never were

You want it all
But that's not fair

I gave you life
I gave my all

You weren't there
You let me fall

But then, the violent tensions between our Cenobite friends calmed as they stopped fighting to notice Kirsty sing her final, powerful chorus that was enough to blow our douche bag Trevor here, far, far, away. If only songs could do that though...sigh...

So, so what?
I'm still a Scream Queen
I got my Pinhead
And I don't need you

And guess what?
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
(We're done!)
I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright (I'm alright)
I'm just fine (I'm just ine)
And you're a fool

So, so what?
I am a Cenobite
I got my Hell moves

And I don't want you tonight!

No, no, no
No
I don't want you tonight

You weren't fair
I'm gonna show you tonight

I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a fool

So, so what?
I am a Cenobite
I got my Hell moves

And I don't want you tonight!

WOO HOO!

BA DA DA DA

*Sticks tongue out and blows rasberry*

The Cenobites boomed the room with their applaude, grins wide with amusement while all the female Cenobites sniggered at Trevor's heavily embarassed face, before the whiny cry baby sulked and ran off.

"Weasel!" Nikoletta couldn't help herself but shout out loud, flipping the bird on both of her hands while Kirsty laughed in complete satisfactory.

In speaking of which, the brunette gladly walked up to Pinhead and gently pressed her lips to his in a gentle kiss as she grinned in satisfactory.

"You were right, sweet child. There really is pleasure and pain to be found at karoake." the pin headed Cenobite admitted.

END

Well, what do you think? Like the song spoof? Favorite part?

For me, it's gotta be when the 'Fantastic Four' get an overdue revenge on Channard, and then for lyrics...gotta be 'Uncle Frank's gonna die!' O_O XD XD XD XD