JUDAS

Author's Note: Baw hucks, another musical right on your way for you folks! Now here's my personal contreversial favorite song by Lady Gaga! :D

Song Used/Parodied: Judas- By Lady Gaga

The awkward tension after Kyle's sudden, short, and rather strange song viist onstage had made the atmosphere tense. No one was quite sure what to say, at a loss for words, or didn't want to die from the wrath of a furiously embarassed Kirsty who was still flushing an interesting scarlet shade on her face.

"So uh..." someone coughed, obviously impatient as to who would go up next to sing instead and hopefully distract everyone.

"I like how time barely passes while we're all here." Feline murmured sarcastically to her consort, her fingernails scratching against the table out of boredom.

"WOMAN! THAT IS PRIVATE PROPERTY YOU ARE CAUSING DESTRUCTION UPON! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT...COS I AIN'T!" Leviathan screeched, the diamond ruler of all Hell and such that somehow fit inside the room erm...'bounced' on his chair.

"Sue me!" the cat-like Cenobite hissed.

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. OH CHANNARD!" Leviathan called out for awaiting the tumor headed doctor to arrive on the scene in the typical uptight, briefcase carrying appearance of a lawyer.

"Doctors and lawyers are two separate things you know..." Joey mumbled.

"So is Pinhead and your love Elliot, but I see no complications there between you and Kirsty." Channard remarked, apparently interested in playing the role of a lawyer. Boy would that trial have gone down interesting...

"SHADDAP! I'm- I'm working on that. Okay? !" Joey flushed, turning tentatively to Pinhead. "Elly-Poo my sweet! I'll free you once again my love, I promise!" she called out in distress, outstretching her hand as if expecting Pinhead to grasp ahold of it.

Our Prince of Pain merely stared awkwardly at the hand before looking to his still pissed off girlfriend.

"Er...am I supposed to grab her hand?" he whispered confused, as Kirsty groaned and facepalmed herself.

"Oh for the love of- well you actually- but, fuck it! I'm going up again!" she declared, already storming up onstage. However some of the others booed and hissed at that. impatient and awaiting their turn.

"I WANNA SING 'GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN'- ER I MEAN 'JIZZ IN MY PANTS!'" her deviously cruel Uncle Frank pouted, whining in the tone of a five year old brat who didn't get what they wanted for Christmas.

"You can wait!" Kirsty declared, but unknowingly already had the microphone in hand, so the sound of the woman's fierce scream wasn't exactly a pleasure to hear.

"OW! And normally we like this kind of crap!" Pistonhead moaned, as he and his consort covered their ears from the echoes of Kirsty's scream on the microphone.

But Kirsty ignored the complaints and already started up the music she herself had personally chosen...

Kirsty

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Xi-ipe, Xi-ipe
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Xi-ipe, Xi-ipe
Xip, Xipe Totec, Xipe, Xipe Totec
Xipe, Xipe Totec, Xipe, XIPE

Xipe, Xi-ipe
Xipe, Xi-ipe

Xi-ipe, Xi-i-i-ipe
Xipe, TOTEC

When I buy a Box
I am ready
I'll strike a deal or two if need be
But in the end I know I've already lost
Even after three times I've escaped him

He wants my soul, wants my soul, soul
A prince with no crown, no crown

I'm just a Holy Fool
I know baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Pinhead, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool
I know baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Pinhead, baby

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Xi-ipe, Xi-ipe
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Xi-ipe, Xi-ipe
Xip, Xipe Totec, Xipe, Xipe Totec
Xipe, Xipe Totec, Xipe, XIPE

I couldn't love another quite the same
Even Hell itself feared his cruel ways
I've learned love is like the Box you can
Enjoy it
Or tear a soul apart

He wants my soul, wants my soul, soul
A prince with no crown, no crown

I'm just a Holy Fool
I know baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Pinhead, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool
I know baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Pinhead, baby

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Xi-ipe, Xi-ipe
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Xi-ipe, Xi-ipe

I've been locked up and insane
A terrified Daddy's Girl
But be brave
Already was before
For three times

I've saved Tiffany and Steve
While I myself went crazy
Xipe kiss me if I offend
Or tear me apart if you wish

I wanna love you
But dammit comics are so damn stubborn
We've got chemistry
Xipe you're the demon I cling to

I cling to!

I'm just a Holy Fool
I know baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Pinhead, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool
I know baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Pinhead, baby

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Xi-ipe, Xi-ipe
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Xi-ipe, Xi-ipe
Xip, Xipe Totec, Xipe, Xipe Totec
Xipe, Xipe Totec, Xipe, XIPE

A sensual performance indeed! Kirsty had been all over the place during the entire song, including groping right at a bemused Xipe.

"Dang he's lucky. I had to wait three months before we got to that base." Steve grumbled and groaned, and Tiffany punched him in the stomach, unsure whether he was referring to his past relationship with Kirsty or his marriage with Tiffany now.

"OW! I meant us!" he cried out in pain. Hm. Question answered.

"You know if I recall rightly, I'd say you're singing a song written about Judas..." Nikoletta remarked with a shocked face. Well after all, she was a former nun after all, but that shocked face turned to an entertained grin. "Ah like I even give a fuck nowadays!"

"Well Kirsty, perhaps you and I could run a Bad Romance from here on out, hm?" Pinhead charmed, grinning.

However if he was expecting this to be a joke, the entire club went awkwardly silent with the sound of nothing but Ceno-crickets going 'chirp chirp chirp chirp'.

"..I think you should leaves the puns to Mr. Krueger, Xipe." Channard commented, shaking his head in disapproval of the bad joke.

"Cos ya suck at telling jokes!" Pistonhead shouted, laughing obnoxious.

"Hey! I thought the joke was cute!" Kirsty defended, frowning angrily.

"*ahem* BROWNO-. *cough*" Leviathan had started to remark of 'brownnose' Frank and Julia, in which the trio sniggered. But the joke was made at grave timing, for nearby was an infuriated Feline.

"RACIST FOOL! ! ! FIRST YOU TAUNT MY FAVORITE THINGS AND NOW HARASSING MY SKIN TONE! YOU GOING TO WHOLE 'NOTHER HELL NOW!" she hissed, with a slight reference of Mr. T in her tone, before pouncing up to her technical Hell boss and scratching at him with her claws. The floaty diamond panicked and attempted to fly off (Boy what an image) in an attempt to shake her off.

"Now I think about it...sweetheart, you really ARE the only black Cenobite around here." her consort CD realized, as if not even caring that Leviathan was in horrid danger while she was on a physcotic rampage.

"Pinhead, you picky much?" Dreamer questioned, arching a brow out of suspicious curiosity.

"What? ! Blasphemy! I can't chose whoever calls for me by their skin tone!" the Prince of Pain defended, sputtering in disbelief.

"Hey...where are the Asian Cenobites around here? Do we even have any of those?" Butterball questioned, searching around curiously. Several others followed just for the hell of it, realizing there was another lack of diversity in Hell.

"I...I suppose not." Pinhead drawed out in a surprised conclusion.

"What the hell does it have to with my love song to you? !" Kirsty groaned, waving her arms around to catch the disrtracted attention of her true love and friends.

"Oh the song was a very nicely delievered contreversy my sweet." Pinhead quickly but calmly said all at the same moment shortly after she cried out.

"Thanks...I think." Kirsty grumbled.

Okay, I just need to announce to all those confused; when Lady Gaga sang the song Judas it was NOT meant to be about the actual one from the Bible. The meaning behind it is that she's in love with a traitor. To be serious the song actually does fit for Pinsty, you know cos Elliot believed God turned his back on him during the war, blah blah blaah, found the Box, became Pinhead, etc.

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