Kowalski: One day in the middle of summer long ago.

S: Rise and, ACHOO!

K: Rise and Sneeze? That's not right.

S: I know. I just had to sneeze. Anyway, rise and ACHOOOOO!

K: Are you ok, Skipper?

S: I'm fine. Just go ahead and get up.

K: Ok.

Skipper: Then the others went topside only to see an extremely unsanitary zoo. For at the time we were in Hoboken. But first, let's rewind a ways. Back to the beginning.

KMOM: AWWW. Isn't he just precious?

KDAD: Yes, he is. Let's name him, Kowalski.

Private: That was the day Kowalski was born. A young penguin living in Ireland. He was obsessed with science from the beginning. He would draw out what he would make and then make it. At first he was very successful. But we'll get back to that part later. He lived with his Parents going around Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Then one day he was taken away from them, put in a crate, and shipped to the U.S.A. Next let's go to Skippers story.

SMOM: Wow. He's just like you, Steven. Handsome, brave, and he already has started a team of his own. I think his name should be, Skipper.

SDAD: Yup. And the ones he chose for a team. Amazing. Manfredi, Johnson, and Hans the Puffin. Perfect.

Rico: Uh, huh. E as, is, an aways e aazing! (Uh, huh. He was, is, and always will be amazing.) E ew u o e a est ammando occer ever. (He grew up to be the best commando officer ever.) Ow on o Ivates ory. (Now on to Private's story.)

PMOM: AWWWW. He has got to be the cutest penguin on Earth.

PDAD: Yup. He is a cute little guy.

FAMILY FRIEND: What are you going to name him, sir?

PDAD: That is Private. At least for now.

FAMILY FRIEND: Oh, ok.

PMOM: That's what we should name him!

PDAD: What?

PMOM: Private. His secret identity is Private. His true name should be. Mr. Tux. He looks like he'll be good at mini golf one day.

KOWALSKI: Yup. That is how Private got his name. Now, we don't call him Mr. Tux. So, we call him Private. And I kind of like the name Private better. Then we have Rico. He was born not long after I was. Skipper was after Rico and Private came after Skipper.

RMOM: Look at him! He is so handsome.

BABYR: Mama! Papa!

RDAD: Let's name him Rico. He is very handsome.

Skipper: That was when Rico up-chucked his first bomb.

BOMB: KABOOM!

BABYR: He, he, he.

Private: We were all born at different times. In different places, with different parents. But there was one thing we had in common. We all loved to stop evil and help others using commando skills. We each lived with our parents for a while before we got picked up, put in crates, and sent to the U.S.A. But we were all sent to the same place at the same time.

Rico: An at ace as Oboen. (And that place was Hoboken.)

Kowalski: Yup. I lived in Ireland before that. Skipper was in Denmark, Copenhagen to be exact. I was in Dublin. Private was somewhere in Great Brittan, near where I was. Not in distance, but the fact that Brittan and Ireland are neighboring countries. And Rico, well, he lived somewhere in Greenland. We all lived overseas. But, we all got seasick. For we were put on a boat. A large ship, actually.

Skipper: Yup. We were SEASICK! However, Kowalski seemed to be the worst. And he did the MOST traveling. He was SUPPOSED to handle it.

Private: ANYWAY! Let's get to the story.

YOUNGK: I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE CRATE!

KEEPER: Move it ya' little scoundrel. I've about had it with you.

YOUNGK: NO! MOM! DAD! JAMES! HELP!

KMOM: KOWALSKI!

KEEPER: There. Now you WON'T get out. Let's go.

Rico: En Awolski o aken a ay an ut ino a uck. (Then Kowalski got taken away and put into a truck)

YOUNGK: NOOOO! LET ME OUT OF HERE!