Disclaimer: All characters belong to Charlaine Harris, Tom Cruises belongs to Hollywood. Danube in all forms is the creation of Hans von Hozel.

One night Tom Cruises drived through Bon Temps

'Hmmm I have thirsty' Tom smacked lips.

Tom made ups and downs in car but sadly no Church of Chartered Scientists anywheres to be seen.

Suddenly Merlotte's!

Sookie sits him with Iced Teas and Burgers lots.

Everyone sees the Tom and soon all the ladies-particulars make a happy. Some mens too.

Tom made skippings around the Merlotte's with smiles and Aviator Shades.

He kiss with tongues old Maxine then jumplet the Sookie on couches.

'I enough had' screech Sam.

RING! RING!

'Come quick!' explain Sam on The Vamp-Fon.

Bill finish his Sudoku before rushed to The Shifter's to see what fuss for.

Tom Cruise! Bill's Hero!

'Tom! I your Number One Fan' say Bill as tries makes a glamour of the Tom.

Before Bill have chance to do film quotients from Interview with a Vampire, Tom smile his bestest Scientistic smile and push autographic pen stake in Bill.

'HA!' say Tom to ashes 'Oscar for me!'.

Tom skip run. Exit stage left.

Sookie made crying at funeral Bill.

'There, there' smirked Eric.

'I cheer you. We go home and makelet some danubes on Afgan.'

After Sookie all wored out and laying with ices-pack, Eric put on DVD.

Eric made a joie de vivre happy for closing credits of Mission Impossible 14.

He always do a happiness seeing 'Executive Producer - Leif Ericson'.

'Hmmm' say Eric all fangy 'Sookie-time!'