|Aussie Swag A Cody SimpsonJake Thrupp Love Story
Author: Shyanne143 PM
Me: Yay, finally the first story that i'm putting on Fanfiction! Jessica: Finally! Cody: Hell yeah, it's about me! Me: And me and Jessica, you conceided, little.. Jessica: Shyanne 143 doesn't own anything, except for herself... Me: ChapterRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,517 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11-09-11 - Published: 08-05-11 - id: 7255970
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Cody: no Jess no, no no fair I don't like this game no no no
Jessica leans in and starts kissing Josh which lasts for about 30 seconds
Campbell: you two can separate now, we get the point
Jessica pulls away smiling and goes back to her seat
Shyanne: (ISL) how was it
Jessica: (ISL) Amazing
Cody: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Shyanne: I told Jessica to Kiss Josh
Cody: I Know that! But why
Shyanne: Because it's truth or dare!
Cody: But why that dare? Get your ass over there! We are having a conversation
Shyanne and Cody walk away from the group
Cody: Why did you do that?
Shyanne: Like I said its truth or dare.
Cody: But why that dare?
Shyanne: I couldn't think of anything else!
Cody: You could have made her kiss me!
Shyanne: She already does that!
Cody: but why?
Shyanne: To be honest she asked me too
Shyanne: She asked me to dare her to kiss Josh.
Cody: Why would she do that? She likes him? I knew it!
Shyanne: No you didn't!
Cody: I know but still. Why?
Shyanne: (thinking back) uhh I don't know. Well he has brown hair.
Shyanne: She has always had a thing for brunettes actually now that I think about it most of her boyfriends had brown hair, a couple red heads and I think one blonde? Other than you
Cody: So should I die my hair brown? Wait red head? Who likes red heads?
Shyanne: Both of us. They are Friken sexy and I don't know why.
Cody: Name one sexy red head
Shyanne: RUPERT GRINT!
Jessica: (hearing that and yelling back) IS SEXY!
Cody: That noob from Harry Potter?
Shyanne: Mm Ron Weasley.
Cody: That's just not right. So what do you think should I dye my hair brown?
Cody: Why you said she likes brunettes
Shyanne: You would look weird as a brunette
Shyanne: Whatever I want to finish playing truth or dare.
Cody: If you ever dare her to do anything like that again I will bake you into a cookie!
Shyanne walks back over to her seat and sits down.
Shyanne: So it's Jessica's turn?
Cody walks over and sits down as well.
Jessica: Yep, ok um Campbell, truth or dare?
Jessica: I dare you to kiss Shyanne
Jake: Oh hell no!
Shyanne: Jake! Shut up! No one likes a whiner
Campbell: So Shyanne…
Shyanne stands up and Campbell does the same they meet in the middle and starts kissing within 15 seconds Campbell pulls away. They both go back to their seats with Shyanne blushing like crazy.
Shyanne: (ISL) yours was longer
Jessica: (ISL) I know but that's because C-A-M-P-B-E-L-L is like sweet and innocent.
Shyanne: (ISL) True.
Jake: Ok Campbell your turn
Campbell: Uh Jake truth or dare?
Jake: Dare I'm not a pussy like Josh
Josh: I'm not the pussy! I was the one who-
Jake: We aren't going there!
Campbell: Ok I dare you to um let the girls do your make-up later tonight!
Jake: Noooooooooooo ok so it's my turn right? I have a good dare!
Josh: Yeah go
Jake: Jessica, Shyanne I dare you both to make out with me at the same time
Shyanne: Nope it's against a rule I said I'm not making out with Jessica.
Cody: and you forgot to ask if they want truth or dare
Jake: You guys suck!
Jessica: Actually we- never mind!
Jake: Ok Cody truth or dare?
Cody: uhh…. Truth.
Jake: Are you still in love with Giorgia Green?
Cody: Uhh… No... I don't think so.
There is an awkward silence
Campbell: way to go Jake make everything awkward! Cody go.
Cody: Um Jessica Truth or Dare?
Cody: Do you love me?
Jessica's eyes go wide.
Jessica: Uhh I am revoking my 5th amendment right to self incrimination.
Cody: (upset) so you don't?
Jessica: Never said that.
Cody: I knew it you love me.
Shyanne: Yes waffles are good.
Campbell: I love waffles! Especially with Nutella!
Shyanne: I LOVE NEUTELLA!
Jake: Who doesn't?
Cody: (crossing his arms) I never got my question answered.
Jessica: Ok well before I knew you when I was like your biggest fan ever, I wanted to marry you.
Cody: (smiling) and now?
Jessica: uhh Shyanne help!
Shyanne: and to think Jessel said I would fall in love with Cody on this vacation, boy was she wrong.
Cody: wait so she does love me? Or she doesn't? I'm so confused!
Jake: Maybe it's better if you didn't know.
Josh: So Jessica's turn?
Jessica: Jake truth or dare?
Jake: Dare like I said I'm not a pussy.
Shyanne: But you have one.
Jake: Wanna bet? I would gladly show you.
Shyanne: No thanks
Jessica: Jake I dare you to-
Jake: take off my pants? Well since you asked-
Jessica: No! Keep em on!
Jake: As if you haven't seen-
Cody: SHE NEVER TOUCHED YOU REMEMBER?
Jake: God Cody calm down.
Jessica: Go sit in the poison ivy.
Jake: Hell no!
Josh: I thought you weren't a pussy?
Campbell: Yeah Jake.
Jake: Can't you dare me to do something umm different? Like fun? Like make-out with Shyanne?
Jessica: It's fun for me.
Jake: Please! Something else anything else? Poison ivy and me don't get along!
Campbell: It's poison ivy! It doesn't along with anyone!
Jake: Please Jessica! Anything but that!
Shyanne: Jake stop crying!
Cody: I want a peanut butter sandwich.
Jessica: Fine! Ok Jake, take of your pants please tell me you're wearing boxers.
Jake: (unbuckling his belt) Oh I really like wear this is going!
Jessica: and take off your short and run in circles flailing your arms saying my name is Jake Thrupp and I'm a pretty princess!
Jake: Are you kidding?
Josh: Come on pussy!
Shyanne: It's this or the poison ivy.
Jake: (taking off his shirt and standing up) I hate you all, Jessica Shyanne you both owe me some ass.
Cody: Purple boxers?
Jake: Shut up
Campbell: You look so gay!
Jake: (starting to walk in circles and flailing his arms) my name is Jake Thrupp and I am a pretty princess. My name is Jake Thrupp and I'm a pretty princess
Her repeats that about 3 more times and gets dressed and sits back down
Cody: Can we play a different game now?
Shyanne: Would you rather?
Jake: To common.
Jessica: never have I ever?
Cody: To revealing
Jake: How? I could find out if they have ever thought about sleeping with me.
Jessica and Shyanne: Never have I ever thought about sleeping with you Jake!
Jake: Seriously how do you do that?
Shyanne: Lots of practice!
Josh: I'm out of games I can't think of anything else.
Jake: I got it!
Campbell: I'm scared
Jake: Cody lay on the ground take your shirt off
Cody: (taking off his shirt and laying on the ground) Umm Jake I thought we were done with that
Jake: It's not what you think.
Jake stands up walks over to the ice chest and returns with graham crackers marshmallows and chocolate squares. He lays one of each on his chest and stomach area.
Jake: Ok now Jessica make a smore using only your teeth
Jessica: DO what?
Jake: Then you can do the same thing to Campbell, while Shyanne does that to me and Josh
Shyanne: What if I wanted to do that to Campbell?
Jake: Well it sucks to be you!
Jessica: If we are doing this shouldn't we choose which guys we "make" smores on?
Josh: Oh snap they retaliated!
Jake: Shut your mouth!
Jessica: I pick Cody and Josh!
Shyanne: I pick Campbell and I guess Jake
Campbell: So it's settled.
Jessica: You don't mind do you Cody?
Cody: Actually of kind of bothers-
Jessica: Ok good
Jake: Ugh! You guys sometimes I want to! Uh never mind game over!
Shyanne: Why? How is that fair?
Jake: You guys are whining
Jessica: Whatever Jake
Cody: This marshmallow and chocolate is melting and getting sticky!
Campbell: Go rinse it off in the lake!
Cody: (getting up and heading toward the lake) Ok!
*30 MINUTES LATER*
Shyanne: I feel like cubed cheese.
Cody: I hate cheese!
Jessica: I hate you for hating cheese!
Cody: (gasps) you take that back!
Jessica: You take back what you said about cheese. Cheese is amazing!
Cody: Never! Cheese, is so nasty! Now ketchup mmm. Ketchup is good. Especially on Caesar salad
Shyanne: Ewww! What's wrong with you?
Cody: It's good with strawberries too.
Josh: Dude! That's just wrong!
Cody: Have you ever tried it? I recommend you do.
Jake: Cody sometimes I want to-
Olaf: Hey Bay-bee! I brought us some raspberry vodka!
Daniel: And I brought three extra pairs of sparkly spandex undies with matching afros!
Jake: I am not putting those on!
Daniel: I will help you!
Jake: (jumping into Shyanne's arms) save me! Pleas I am begging you I will do anything
Shyanne: Will you give up that ridiculous idea of me and Jessica having a threesome with you?
Jake: yea- wait what? No! I can figure this out on my own!
He climbs out of Shyanne's arms and back into his chair. Olaf walks over and sits next to Jessica in hers.
Olaf: SO Bay-Bee? Do you feel like getting Ka-raz-y tonight?
Jessica: (getting out of her chair) Uhh…'
Cody: No she would not!
Jessica: So Cody you don't want to… Fine I see how it is.
Jake: Cody! She was going to let you wow! You skipped out on that?
Jessica: Olaf do you like cheese? Cody doesn't like cheese I need a boyfriend who likes cheese.
Josh: I like cheese…..
Olaf: So you finally decided to dump that brother of yours Bay-bee?
Jessica: He isn't my brother! He is my boyfriend!
Shyanne: (to Campbell) Olaf thinks Cody is Jessica's brother, even though we've told him a million times he's not. And he has the idea that him and Jessica are dating.
Campbell: (to Shyanne) what a fruit cake.
Cody: Fruit cake? Fruit cake! I hate fruit cake it's a liar! It's not made from real fruit its processed fruit product! This is why I don't like cheese its fake!
Josh: Not Sargento's!
Jake: Sargento's cheese is nasty!
Cody: All cheese is nasty!
Jessica: (gasping) I HATE YOUR GUTS CODY ROBERT SIMSON!
Cody: (looking very emotional) what?
Jessica: You heard me!
Shyanne: Don't mock the cheese bro.
Daniel: (walking over to Jake) This one's for you.
He starts giving Jake a "lap dance"
Jake starts screaming and freaking out
Jake: (pushing him down) Get this mother fucker off of me! (Pushes him down) Fuck you asshole!
Shyanne: Can I have a shot of that raspberry vodka?
Jake: off of my body.
Shyanne: Eww! No Jake!
Olaf: (hands her the bottle) As long as you leave enough for my Bay-bee to want to do unmentionable things haha giggle.
Jessica: I can't drink.
Olaf: Aww Bay-bee! Why?
Jessica: Umm I'm pregnant
Shyanne: What you're pregnant? Why didn't you tell me this? I thought we were best friends! I thought we were the BFFLAE that's best friends for life and ever! Why? When? Who? Where? [Continues to ramble on]
Josh: (mumbling) Damn it…...
Cody: Jake! I thought you said you didn't touch her! What about the guy code? I thought you two weren't even dating. You raped her that night didn't you? Didn't you? I'm going to kill you!
Jake: I didn't! I swear I didn't! I tried but she wouldn't let me!
Cody: So you did rape her!
Jake: No! I'm not that desperate!
Cody: Wait Jessica we didn't-? No we didn't! Right? I think I'd remember something like that! We didn't... yet! (Pointing at Jake) WHAT DID YOU DO?
Shyanne: (still rambling) I thought you would tell me something like this but noo I tell you everything! You could at least do the same for me! I thought we were Best friends [continues rambling]
Campbell: Well who got her pregnant then?
Olaf: It was me!
Everyone except him and Daniel: No you didn't!
Shyanne continues to ramble.
Josh: Seriously who got her pregnant then?
Jessica: umm there was that one time when, no or when no there was that one time when no wait that was a chick I'm not sure what her intentions were but she seemed nice she probably just wanted a friend.
Cody: (freaking out) can I talk you?
Jessica: (ISL) just go with it I'm not pregnant!
Shyanne: (ISL) Oh ok! Thank the lord!
Shyanne: Now I remember! When she told me about that time with Cody!
Jessica: That's who it was!
Cody: It was? I don't remember-
Shyanne: (whispering in Cody's ear) go along with it to get rid of Olaf.
Cody: oh yeah! That time… that was a good time…
Jake: Well since it's your guy's baby I think the name Robert after Cody or Andrew just because I like that name. But if it's a girl I like the name Kathleen or Cierra.
Jessica: You're not naming the baby!
Daniel: I'm depressed!
Jake: No one cares!
Cody: Olaf you should leave it's getting late.
Olaf: No not now in a time of need! My Bay-bee needs me!
Jessica: (pretending to be sick) I think I'm going to puke!
Olaf: Oh my Bay-bee! If you need to throw up throw it up on the blonde one next to you
Jessica: Olaf my love is so strong for you I don't want you to see me sick.
Olaf: Ok I will leave you in the safe hands of your friend I shall return in the morning
Daniel and Olaf leave.
Shyanne: Tell your grandpa we are leaving at four!
Jake: I'm confused!
Cody: And while we are driving back make sure and let him know not to hit the bunnies!
Josh: Wait who's the dad?
Jessica: No one, I'm not pregnant!
Josh: You just did that to- wow.
Jessica: You catch on quick. Quicker than Cody
Jake: (taking the Vodka out of Shyanne's hands) Body shots?
Campbell: Actually I'm getting tired
Shyanne: Me too!
Jake: Wh-what? We need to have fun if this is our last night camping!
Jessica: I think I'm going to bed.
Josh: Yeah I am getting tired too.
Jake: But, but, but-
Cody: We said no Jake!
Shyanne gets up and goes into the tent
Shyanne: Jessica! Come on! I know how you are!
Jessica: (following Shyanne) what's that suppose to mean?
*8 HOURS LATER*
Jessica and Shyanne get woken up getting water thrown on them. They sit up furiously.
Shyanne: I am going to end your life!
Jake: Yeah sure whatever! My grandpa's waiting let's go!
Jessica: Cody, you are going to be awfully lonely tonight!
Cody: Jake made me!
Shyanne: Yeah she isn't going to believe that!
*1 HOUR LATER*
Everyone including Josh and Campbell arrived at Jake's house.
Don: Well thanks for the good memories
Jake: We hardly saw you!
Shyanne: I'm going back to bed
Jessica: Me too!
The girls go up to the room and fell asleep. Meanwhile Jake, Cody, Campbell, and Josh are playing Call of Duty.
*3 HOURS LATER*
Jessica wakes up and throws a pillow at Shyanne
Jessica: Get your ass up!
Jessica: I want to go down stairs but I'm scared of what the guys are doing!
Shyanne: (sitting up) Speaking of guy's text Greyson to get on Skype!
Jessica: (texting Greyson) Mhm
Shyanne pulls out her laptop and gets on Skype. She waits until Greyson gets on then calls him Jessica walks over and sits next to her
Shyanne: Hi Greyson
Greyson: Hey! What's going on?
Jessica: Just woke up
Greyson: Sounds... fun?
Shyanne: if only! Haha so Whatcha up to?
Greyson: Nothing really. In Oklahoma City.
Shyanne: Cool! We miss you!
Jessica: Yeah like a lot.
Greyson: Aww! I miss you too! SO what has been going on?
Shyanne: Well you could take my shorten version or Jessica's long detailed annoying version.
Jessica: Hey! At least he gets all the facts!
Greyson: I like the shortened version I want to hear the extend version when you get back though!
Shyanne: Ok so in my life I dated this guy we did some stuff I dumped him I like Jake and I think he's gay.
Jessica: IS gay!
Shyanne: And in Jessica's She semi-dated Cody then fake dated Jake dated Cody again and has a stalker! Oh and she is like ALWAYS tonguing Cody!
Jessica: Am not!
Shyanne: Are too!
Greyson: Very interesting
Jessica: Speaking of very interesting do you know anything about some sort of gay fest between Cody, Jake, Josh, and Campbell?
Greyson: (covering his ears and eyes) No! I don't want to think about it! To painful!
Shyanne: You're involved too?
Greyson: No! It's just bye!
He ended the chat.
Shyanne: It must be terrible!
Jessica: Mhm I'm going down stairs
Shyanne: I'm coming!
They both get up and walk down stairs. They get to the living room they see all four boys snuggled up asleep on the couch.
Shyanne: we have too!
Jessica: We do!
The girls run upstairs and grab their make-up.
Shyanne: I call Jake and Campbell.
Jessica: Okay, then I get Josh and Cody.
Shyanne started on Jake. On his face she put black lipstick, mascara, dark blush, black eye shadow, and she painted his nails black.
On Campbell, she put light pink lipstick, clear peach flavored lip-gloss, light pink blush, eyeliner, mascara, orange eye shadow, and she painted his nails hot pink.
Jessica started with Josh. She put mascara, purple eye shadow, dark blush, dark purple lipstick, clear grape flavored lip gloss on his face. She painted his nails dark purple with light purple flowers.
On Cody, she put ice blue lipstick, light blue eye shadow, and blue mascara. She painted his nails neon blue with white stars.
Shyanne: Oh man, that's even funnier than when we wrote on Cody's face on the airplane.
Jessica: Shhhhh, go upstairs.
They sneaked back upstairs.
*1 HOUR LATER*
The boys woke up and Jake noticed the boy's faces.
Jake: HOLY SHIT! Your faces are fucking..! Ummm, well CAKED ON WITH MAKE UP!
Cody: SO is yours!
The boys ran upstairs to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
Jake: I LOOK LIKE AN EMO GOTH PERSON!
Campbell: I LOOK LIKE A PREPPY VALLEY GIRL!
Josh: I LOOK LIKE BARNEY!
Cody: I LOOK LIKE I HAVE HYPOTHERMIA!
Jake: Where are those little-?
Campbell: Check their room.
Jake walks angrily into the girl's room. Campbell, Cody, and Josh follow. Jake swings open the door and walks in. he looks around at the empty room.
Jake: Where are they?
Josh: I don't know!
Cody: (walking out of the room) Kitchen?
Jake: (pulling Cody back in) Wait I have an idea!
Campbell: This isn't going to end well.
Jake: No it's a good idea!
Josh: Well what is it?
Jake: (grabbing Jessica and Shyanne's suitcases) we are putting on their clothes.
Cody: Hahaha! No.
Campbell: I don't think so.
Jake: We are going too! Or I will tell the girls what happened!
Josh: Why do you want to put their clothes on?
Jake: To get back at them for the make-up!
Cody: And this will help how?
Campbell: Yeah it makes no sense
Jake: It will piss them off then we can prank them later for it as well.
Cody: I don't know Jessica might murder me.
Jake: She already won't sleep with you tonight how much worse could it really get?
Campbell: Is that all you think about? Sleeping with girls?
Jake: No! Just mos- shut up and put some of their clothes on!
Josh: That doesn't sound right!
Jake: Just do it!
Jake changes into a short dark blue ruffled skirt, a pink tank top and dark blue bra over it.
Campbell changes into a grey jean skirt with a red and black polka dotted tank top with a yellow bra over it.
Josh changes into a tight light blue jean skirt, yellow tank top with an orange bra over it.
Campbell: Did they bring enough clothes?
Jake: They probably don't think so.
Cody changes into a ruffles white skirt, purple and green striped tank top and a red bra over it.
Josh: Now what?
Jake: We go torment the girls!
They all march down stairs. To find the girls sitting on the kitchen counter talking. The boys walk over to them, and smile.
Jessica: Cody is that my bra? What are you idiots doing?
Jake: I think they look better on us!
Shyanne: Yeah I don't thinks so now GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CLOTHES!
Jake: Why don't you take them off yourselves?
Jessica: Our bras don't exactly fit you.
Campbell: (pointing at Jake) He made me!
Josh: Me too!
Shyanne: We aren't mad.
Jessica: You guys should just watch out.
Jake: Cody if she tries to get in bed with you she is going to like angle your manhood or something! Maybe cut it off!
Jessica: I'm not that mean.
Shyanne: If you guys don't take out clothes off I swear to God I will be that mean!
Jake: So you want us to take our clothes off aye?
Campbell: Let's just stop while we are ahead and go change!
Jake makes a pouty face and walks back upstairs the others do the same
Jessica: Is it sad that I still think Cody looked hot like that?
Shyanne: More like terrifying.
The girls walk upstairs to their room where the boy's barley finished changing back into their clothes.
Jake: Do you guys have make up remover?
Josh: Nail polish remover?
Jessica: No sorry.
Cody: Jess, I love you
Jessica: What do you want?
Cody: Go to the store and pick up a bottle of nail polish and make up remover?
Jessica: No sorry
Cody: I feel the love.
Josh: So you're saying we have to go to the store like this?
Shyanne: Now get the fuck out!
Jake: Easy babe easy!
Jessica: Get out! I need to change!
Jake: Can I watch?
Shyanne: If you want me to cut your balls off.
Jake: Is it worth it?
Jessica: No now get out!
Jake: (walking out) you guys are no fun!
Shyanne: Do I even have to tell you?
Cody: (walking out) we are going to the store!
Campbell: (following Cody) to get make-up remover
Josh: (following them both) be back later!
*30 MINUTES LATER*
Cody, Josh, and Campbell are at the store Shyanne is chilling in her room and Jessica and Jake are in his room playing Mario Cart on his phone.
Jake: This is confusing!
Jessica: Speed up!
Jake: The speed limit is 50!
Jessica: It's a game! It doesn't matter!
Jake Yes it does!
Jessica: No it doesn't! You idiot, just like with the banana! And Dude Jake go faster! Faster damn it!
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Cody, Josh, and Campbell get back and start walking up the stairs; they go into Jessica and Shyanne's room.
Cody: Where's Jessica?
Shyanne: Good Cody how are you? Good? That's great. Oh well you know nothing really just hanging around. Bored. The usual.
Campbell: When I get this make-up off I will hang out with you?
Shyanne: Sounds good.
Josh: Enough flirting I want this crap off my face!
Cody: (hands him the bottle) Well come on.
The three boys walk into the bathroom and get the make-up and nail polish off of them. Then Cody walks by Jake's room and hears "No! You idiot, just like with the banana! And Dude Jake go faster! Faster damn it!" He walks into Jake's room. While Campbell goes the other way into Jessica and Shyanne's room.
Cody: Are you cheating on me? Why would you do that to me? With one of my best friends?
Jessica: I'm not!
Cody: Yes you are I heard you!
Jessica: No I am not Cody! I'm not stupid enough to cheat on you while you're here and with that douche bag? I don't think so!
Cody: Really? Then why were you telling him to go faster? And like you showed him with the banana?
Jessica: Because we are playing Super Mario cart and this idiot doesn't know how to throw the banana's and thinks he needs to obey the speed limit.
Cody: Oh…. Sorry.
Jessica: Me too.
Cody: What do you mean?
Jessica: Cody, (sighs) we're over
Campbell goes into Shyanne and Jessica's room and stands next to the door.
Shyanne: Come in don't be shy
Campbell walks over and sits next to her
Shyanne: Confidence is key my dear friend.
Campbell: haha ok.
Shyanne: Um you like your make-up?
Campbell: It was beautiful. Kind of reminded me of Haratio's ex wi- never mind
Shyanne: Haratio's ex wife? You mean like off of CSI Miami?
Campbell: Yeah, it's nerdy I know but I'm so addicted to forensics.
Shyanne: Me too! CSI Cold Case Criminal Minds
Campbell: Law and Order The Mentalist all those shows are so amazing! Like you
Shyanne: Haha Campbell!
Jessica: Cody, (sighs) we're over
Jessica: I'm sorry.
Cody: Why? What did I do?
Jessica: (fighting tears) you don't trust me not to cheat on you. I need a boyfriend who trusts me your just like almost all of my ex's
Cody: No please don't
Jessica: (pushing past him) I'm sorry
Shyanne: haha Campbell!
Campbell: So I was thinking maybe if you want to we could-
Jessica came in crying using some not so child appropriate language.
Shyanne: What's wrong?
Jessica: (grabbing her iPod) fuck my life! I am so sick of drama!
Shyanne: What did I miss?
Jessica: Ask that ass hole!
Jessica: I just want to be alone!
Jessica goes into the bathroom and locks the door behind her. She slides down the door and puts her head phones in. She turns on A little to not over you by David Archuleta (best break up song EVER)
Shyanne: (knocking on the door) Jess open the door what's going on?
Jessica: I will talk to you later! And Campbell sorry for interrupting yes she wants to go out with you, Shyanne your welcome!
Shyanne sighs and sits back down next to Campbell.
Campbell: So what do you say? Around 2?
Shyanne: Yeah that would be great.
Shyanne: Yeah why not?
Campbell: haha cool. Umm I am going to go talk to Cody and find out what's going on.
Shyanne: I'm coming with you.
Shyanne and Campbell walk into Jake's room. But Cody isn't in there only Jake still playing Mario Kart.
Still no response
He looks up from his phone
Shyanne: What's going on?
Jake: What are you talking about?
Campbell: Seriously Jake! With Jessica and Cody!
Jake: Oh that!
Shyanne: Maybe you're spending too much time with Cody and he's dumbing you down!
Jake: (sarcastically) Haha so funny!
Shyanne: Just tell us what's going on!
Jake: They fought
Campbell: Over what?
Jake: Um he thought she was cheating on him
Jake: I think they broke up.
Campbell: What do you mean think?
Jake: I was busy Jessica said it's over and left so they probably broke up.
Shyanne: You are a douche bag!
Jake: (looking back down at his phone) what else is new?
Jessica: (pushing past him) I'm sorry
Cody stood there in shock for a minute before going to his room. He sat on his bed upset before deciding to go talk to Jessica. He goes into her and Shyanne's room
Jessica: (opening bathroom door) what the hell do you want?
Cody: I'm sorry!
Jessica: (walking out) whatever I need to think I'll be at the park,
She walks out of the house and to the park she sits on the park bench and thinks.
Shyanne: You are a douche bag!
Jake: (looking back down at his phone) what else is new?
Campbell: I have to go get something from the store. I will be back later ok? Before two.
Shyanne: Yeah ok
Jake: What happens at two?
Shyanne: none of your business!
Campbell goes down stairs and Shyanne goes into her room and calls Jessica
Shyanne: If you don't get your white ass back I will shoot you!
Jessica: Whatever! I will be there in like 5 minutes gosh!
*END OF PHONE CONVO*
Campbell walks down stairs to find Josh. He looks around but he isn't there. He goes into the backyard where Josh is laying on the ground.
Campbell: What are you doing?
Josh: Tanning I don't like being white
Campbell: Interesting. So you know what's going on?
Josh: What do you mean?
Campbell: Jessica and Cody broke up.
Josh: (sitting up) No way! Really?
Campbell: Really! You know what that means?
Campbell: You can grow a pair and ask her out.
Josh: Yeah right after you ask Shyanne out!
Campbell: Already did! We are going out in a few hours.
Josh: Well I don't want to make Cody mad.
Campbell: He has went after your girlfriend once.
Josh: Is she upset?
Josh: no Jessica
Campbell: umm nah I don't think so.
Josh: Ok fine. Where is she?
Campbell: Don't know. But we are going shopping in a bit
Campbell: Yep me and you.
Josh: Um ok?
Jessica gets back to Jake and goes up to her room where Shyanne is sitting on her bed,
Shyanne: Why are you crying?
Jessica: I still like Cody!
Shyanne: you make no sense!
Jessica: Whatever so what's up?
Shyanne: Go shopping with me?
Jessica sits on her bed.
Shyanne: Campbell asked me out!
Jessica and Shyanne: AHHH!
Jessica: Omg! That's cool!
Shyanne: I know. I can't wait!
Jessica: Boys are so much drama
Shyanne: Well I think Campbell is different.
Jessica: I hope! I am so done with boy's way-
Josh came in
Josh: Ok so I'm just going to say it, so I won't talk myself out of it. Jessica will you go on a date with me?
Jessica: (wiping her eyes) um yeah.
Josh: ok I have to go then see you later.
He walks out
Shyanne: That was um quick and weird. I thought you were done with boys.
Jessica: Who am I kidding, we both know I like being in a relationship
Shyanne: I thought you said single is better a while back?
Jessica: I did but we are in Australia I just want to have fun. I already know that Josh and I can't have a real relationship but whatever.
Shyanne: I worry about you. But now we both have to go shopping!
Jessica: I like shopping.
Shyanne: I know you do. So let's go!
Jessica: But I don't feel like moving
Jessica lies down
Shyanne: But what about your date with Josh?
Jessica: I am emotionally damaged. Don't force me into anything!
Shyanne: What? You're the one who told Josh you would go out with him!
Jessica: Shut up! I know what I said!
Shyanne: just get up!
Jessica: (getting up) fine mom!
Shyanne: Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Jessica: You sound like you're on drugs!
*32 MINUTES LATER*
The girls arrived at the store and began to look around for something to wear on their dates.
Shyanne: Dress or pants?
Shyanne: What if we are going to like a ball or something?
Jessica: A ball? Really?
Shyanne: Yes really!
Jessica: put some god damn pants on!
Some random dudes look over
Jessica: What the hell you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a girl calmly tell another girl to put some pants? Yeah keep walking!
Shyanne: I thought you were depressed from your break up?
Jessica: Nah I'm over it! (starts crying) What the hell's wrong with you why would you bring it up!
Shyanne: (walks over and pats her back) No it's ok he didn't like cheese he wasn't the one for you.
Jessica: (wiping her tears) True when I get home well back to Jake's I'm going to shove a block of cheese so far down his throat that it's going to-
Shyanne: Look Olaf!
Jessica: Hide! Hide me!
Shyanne: Don't make me push you like I pushed Greyson.
Jessica: (getting into a clothing rack) Shh! I'm at home!
Olaf saw Shyanne and walked over.
Olaf: Where is my Bay-Bee?
Shyanne: At home uhh tonguing Cody.
Olaf: (angrily) I will exterminate him!
Shyanne: You mean eliminate?
Olaf: No exterminate! I am out of here!
He walks out and Jessica comes out of hiding
Jessica: How does he always know where I am?
Shyanne: Maybe he put a GPS in your phone!
Jessica: Don't say something like that!
Shyanne: Maybe he did!
Shyanne bought a light blue skirt, light pink Aeropostale shirt and white flats.
Jessica bought a purple sparkly tank top and a black ruffled shirt with purple converse.
*1 HOUR LATER*
Shyanne: I'm going to start getting ready.
Jessica: you have like an hour maybe two!
Shyanne: Don't care!
The girls barley finished getting ready when there is a knock at their door.
Jessica: (sitting on her bed) COME IN!
Cody and Jake walk in Shyanne hides under her bed.
Cody: Where? Who? what? Skirt?
Jake: We were going to ask if you guys want to watch a movie?
Jessica: Uhh... I can't.
Jake: What about Shyanne?
Jessica: She has a date in uhh 10 minutes?
Shyanne: (smacking her head on the bed) so do you!
Jessica: No! I have a date in uhm a few hours!
Shyanne: (getting on the top of her bed) close enough!
Cody: Date? I thought we were-
Shyanne: With Josh...
Cody and Jake: JOSH?
Jessica: But that's ok! Becuase Shyanne is going out with Campbell!
Cody and Jake: CAMPBELL?
Jessica: Well it's been nice chatting, now get out!
Shyanne: Yes Campbell!
Cody: But those are our friends! You can't date our friends!
Shyanne: Yeah we can. You and Jessica broke up and me and Jake never really had a thing so it's all good
Jessica: Exactly, now if you two don't mind Shyanne sould get to her date while I take a nap!
Cody: but I didn't want to break up!
Shyanne: To bad so sad! Now leave!
Jake: But SHyanne! I was going to ask you out!
Jessica: You didn't move quick enough now she is taken!
Campbell walks in
Campbell: Hey Shyanne? Ready?