I'm seriously you guys!

This is my first fanfic ever. I'm hoping it will turn into a 20 chapter fic but you never know might be longer, ether way i hope you enjoy it i know I will . ive noticed many candy stories are normally from Wendy's POV or from a reformed cartman. In my fic I've tried to maintain cartmans self centred, racist, hate filled, revenge obsessed, seductive and down right psychotic personality and will try to do the majority of the story from his twisted point of view. In my story the the boys and their classmates are in the 12th grade (or as it is in the UK year 12) and so most will be around about 17 years of age. Apart from cartman and wendy i will also include stan kyle butters bebe and maybe even a character ive dreamed up just to mix things up alittle (possible an older brother of Wendy maybe). But anyway enough of me injoy the fic .

The alarm sat silent until it admitted a high pitch BEEP BEEP, This continued for a full five minutes until a large fist slammed down on its off button. Eric Theodore cartman emerged from under the blanket and sat up, rubbing his harsh hazel eyes he lifted his overwaight body from the bad and headed towards the bathroom. God he fucking hated monday mornings, they always managed to piss him off wither it be Mr garrisons gay ass Monday morning rants about his sex life or (and this reaily pissed him off) butters doing his whole "hay fellas another week of school huh cant wait to start it" routine which even thinking about made cartman want to punch that bright eyed faggots face. He sighed deeply in frustration and proceeded to brush both his hair and teeth.

10 minutes later he entered the kitchen and looked around for his mother who strangly wasn't there. This meant that he had to make his own breakfast AGAIN. everytime his mum said "Ill be going out tonight sweetie but Ill be back by eleven" she ended up passing out at some nightclub and spending the night in hospital, it was starting to become a regular thing. Reluctantly he made himself breakfast and got his bag ready for school. Just as he finished organizing himself the doorbell rang, it opened slightly and stans head poked in.

"You ready dude?" Stan asked

"yeah just give me a sec"

Stan had grown quite a bit over the years, his dark blue eyes and jet black hair had stayed the same but his body had bulked up slightly, he could never be described as a meathead but he was most defiantly the most muscular out of him Kyle and Kenny. The sad thing was stan had believed that by working out and getting into shape wendy would want to finaly fuck him, that plan had been two years ago and stan was still a virgin. Cartman grabbed his red winter jacket and headed out the door before locking it.

"Where's jewboy?" cartman had noticed the lack of ginger in the air.

"His mums gonna drive him cuz she wants to see mrs Victoria about his mock exam results" stan replied shoving his hands deep into his pockets.

A smirk rolled across cartmans face

"I'm surprised she hasn't send him to join the Israeli army for such an epic failure" Cartman spat.

Kyle had done badly in the mock exams they had taken a mouth back and cartman had made it his personal job to remind the cock sucking jewfag every chance he got. Naturally Stan came rushing to his butt buddies defence

"His way more smarter then you cartman and you know it" Stan shot back.

If stan wasn't currently going out with a female that he was addicted to like some bad drug, Cartman would have sworn he was gay for Kyle and vies versa.

"His not smart his Jewish, their naturally cunning and conniving"

Stan just rolled his eyes.

Cartman and Stan made their way inside the school and over to their lockers, they had an hour free before their media studies class started and so had time to kill. Stan sat on the floor against his locker and read his revision books, Cartman on the other hand did exactly the same but drank a coke instead, looking around he found another was missing.

"Where's Kenny? I haven't seen him since Friday" Cartman asked looking at his friend.

Stan looked up from his book

"Not sure, I think he's up to one of his get-laid-quick schemes"

Cartman smirked and nodded.

"Well that's our Kenny. God bless that poor piece of shit"

Cartman finished up his coke and got up to get another one from his locker when a soft female voice behind him spoke.

"Hi Stan how was your weekend?"

Irritation and hatred immediately rushed through him as he turned to face the person speaking to stan. Wendy Testaburger was standing in front of stan with one hand on her hip and the other fiddling with her hair, she was wearing a pink coat with a yellow skirt (no fucking change their then). In cartmans opinion her appearance fucking stank of self-righteousness and the whole liberal hippie ideals that swam around her head. Stan got up and gave her a long hug

"well you where out of town all weekend so it was shit" Stan said through a tender smile.

She smiled and the two kissed long and hard.

"Oh come on dude, just shoot me now" cartman snapped.

The last thing he wanted now was their faggy romance making vomit in the hallway. Wendy held stan closer and deepnd the kiss most probably just to annoyed him. Cartman swung his bag over his shoulder and looked back at them.

"Im going to warn you right now stan, your probably kissing the same lips that where wrapped around rick o'barrys cock this weekend " Cartman hissed at them

Wendy broke her kiss with stan and turned to face him.

"Fuck off fatass I'm trying to have a moment with stan" she shouted at him, her patients now gone.

Cartman had to smile to himself, pissing off Wendy was one of the most satisfying things he could do, his Monday was looking up already.

"Oh please Wendy, if you and stan had a real moment together then he wouldn't be a virgin, would he" by the look of the red creeping across her face his attack had done its job.

Stan looked equality as embarrassed

"Shut up dude" he whisperd trying to keep the argument between the three of them.

Wendy just gave him a death stare and hissed at him.

"One day fat arse I swear I'll make you pay for being such a prick" she was trying to be scary but cartman just found this pathetic.

he turned around and started walking away

"Another guy tried that once. His name was Scott Tenorman"

and with that he walked away, a cocky smile growing on his lips.

Thats my first chapter please review and tell me what you think. Have a good one