|My Immortal: Oh My Goffik!
Author: bunny333501 PM
My take on the worst fanfic ever! i put in the Horror genre only because its pretty horrible.Please read and enjoy the bad jokes and horrible sex scenes! Thank god i dont actually own this story but Tara does.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Horror - Draco M. & OC - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12-25-11 - Published: 08-12-11 - id: 7281449
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Ok I know there are like a billion these out there but I just had to do it. Plus I'm having some writers block on my harry potter fic. Review, laugh, throw a brick through a window, I don't care. If my spellchecker could break…it would. If you don't want to be scared for life (like I did when I showed this to my friend) I suggest you leave now.
Disclaimer: J.K Rowling owns Harry Potter, Tara Gilesbie owns 'My Immortal.
Chapter 1. It's the "My Immortal" Drinking Game. Take a drink every time she mentions what she's wearing, preps or cutting herself. You'll be dead from alcohol poisoning by chapter 5.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)(HAHAHAHA…NO!) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (I'm sure no one was thinking that) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling (thank god they helped you with the spelling). U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! (He clearly roks twice+2) MCR ROX! (Who is that?)
Hi (hey!) my name is Ebony Dark'ness (Hello mister apostrophe. What are you doing here) Dementia Raven(Wait I thought that was your friends name) Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)(Her parents sure were creative) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears(wait…what?) and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). (I feel sorry for amy lee now) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. (what about your FANGZ?) I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, (Cause muggles clearly can just walts in to Hogwarts whenever) and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (Hogwarts is in Scotland. She must be going to a different school) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (I had literally no idea. Wow is that a surprise) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example (Please no) today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets (Cause pink is just the gothiest color ever) and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, (Do you really need that. Ur clearly to pale already) black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining (Raining and snowing. Wow what season is it over there?) sothere was no sun, which I was very happy about.( if there was no sun wouldn't we all be dead) A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.(Well aren't you just a ball of sunshine, Little Ebony!)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! (I can't imagine Draco shouting unless it was in anger like "Hey Potter! Get the hell of my lawn")
"What's up Draco?" I asked
"Nothing." he said shyly. (Yes cause Draco Malfoy is just a bashful little gemo)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (Well that was a successful conversation. If I was talking to the guy I liked I would just ignore them)
AN: IS it good? (nope!) PLZ tell me fangz!