One day, Jazz Jackrabbit and Bryan McCloud decided to make a fart porn. While Jazz was blasting a big one on Bryan's face, the door came crashing off of its hinges as a team of armed men entered the premises. Bryan was confused, but a terrified Jazz tried to make a run for it, only to get his head blown clean off. The FBI then realized they were at the wrong address, apologized and left. Bryan mourned the death of his bestiality partner, and after feeling up his dead body, he knew Jazz had a secret that he would die over…what could it have been? Spoilers, he was into CP.

COME AT ME BRO.