One day, Jazz Jackrabbit and Bryan McCloud decided to have some vigorous buttsex. Bryan decided to take it this time, since it's his position of preference. Unfortunately, Jazz's winky got stuck in his poophole, so they had to go to the hospital. Jazz had to have his penis surgically removed, which depressed Bryan, and so he decided to leave the relationship. Jazz became upset, but seemed to be caring. Offering Bryan one last hug, the two embraced. A grinning Jazz whispered into his ear, "Praise be to Allah!", and Bryan's eyes widened as Jazz pulled a string and both were consumed by a fiery explosion.

To be continued…?