Bryan McCloud was always a loner,
Till 'long came Jazz, who gave him a boner.
Their love grew like grass in the summer,
And their desire grew after each hummer.
Together the two moved to their home on Rape Lane,
Where they met young Daedalus, who was clinically insane.
He wanted them gone, and became so heinous
That he lodged a parking meter in Jazz's anus!
Bryan mourned the death of his furry rape buddy
And buried him in the ground, moist and muddy.
Loading his shotgun, he set off to kill,
But his force was succumbed by Daedalus' will.
He disarmed Bryan and threw him in a ditch,
And cried out loud, "Any last words, bitch?"
But just as all hope for Bryan seemed gone,
Jazz jumped from the ground and overcame him with brawn!
"Jazz, Jazz, I thought you were dead."
"Death is for bitches, now get in my bed."
Now, kids, the moral is never to make it a habit
To fuck with the merciless Jazz Jackrabbit.

Fin.