In the lowest level of hell, Lou stood in chains before his 13 year old daughter Hel. "Aw come on! Why do I have to be chained up?" he protested. Hel gave a grin and replied "That's the way it works dad. You loose 5 times, whoever's next in line takes over." she grinned "And I do believe that is me". Lou gave his I'm-Not-Impressed face "That still doesn't explain why I'm chained up" "Oh I just felt like it. Now sing!" she ordered. "Do I have to?" she gave a glare "Ok I'll do it" Lou sighed and began to sing

Still Alive (Lou Version)
Re-written by Author

This was a failure,
I'm making a note here,
I'm depressed,
It's hard to overstate my disapointment

Warriors of Rock,
You did what you did because you're jerks,
For the pain of all of us,
But not a tear will be shed

'Cause it's no use crying over every defeat,
You just keep on trying 'til you stop getting beat,
Then you finally win,
And inform their next of kin,
That their buddies are not
Still Alive

I'm pretty damn angry,
If you were me you would be too,
I'm supposed to be the definition of evil

And yet I'm defeated,
For the 5th time in a row,
I'm not sure how you bested me,
But damn I'm upset!

Maybe I should quit this and take up chemistry,
In my high-school years it was my degree,
But if that doesn't work out,
Then I will without a doubt,
Be back because I'm
Still Alive

And believe me I am Still Alive,
I'm fucking angry and I'm Still Alive,
I'll be a chemist and I'm Still Alive,
I've said it four times that I'm Still Alive,
And when you're dead I will be Still Alive,
Still Alive,
Still Alive

The still alive parody was inspired by the version of Still Alive from coodoo17's video Revenge of the Tails Doll (Part 4). Also, Hel is inspired by the figure of the same name from Norse Mythology. This also brings this fanfic to a close, It's been an amazing 7 months working on it and I hope you will read more of my fics in the near future. Thank you for reading and reviewing. ~BLUBerryFeet