autors note: okay just so you know i dont like this show. well sorta, but not really. but my older sister really like it though so i'm writing it for her as a present for her birthday. :) i hope that she likes it!

dedcated to my sister, haley :)

-okay beginning now-

sherlock walks into the flat 221 street. he is wearing a scarf and has squinty eyes. then he sees john sitting on the chair in the flat. the flat is pretty and has many books in it.

"hollo john" he says

"hello sherlock" john says but bitchily.

"what are you on your period or something?" said sherlock also bitchily (but john can sound way more bitchy because morgan freman plays him)

"you should know i'm not a girl after you spent all night sucking my dick ;)" said john (john has the hots for sherlock even if he has squinty eyes)

(i bet john has a squinty eyes fetish)

"what?' said sherlock because he was deducing and not paying attention.

"oh nothing i guess that was a dream" said john sadly

"oh cool" said sherlock. (hes kind a dumbazz lol) "anyways i came back from the store because lestrande says we have a new case"

"oh really?" john said. He got up and walked over to Sherolck. "Wow that's cool :)"

"We should go" said sherlock. "lestrande will be wondering where we're going"

-some time later-

The crime scene was very bloody. It was at a muesum. everyone was there. even Anderson (everyones a bitch on this show and so is anderson). Anderson walked over to Sherlock and there was some black chick by him (she kinda looks like the girl from being human, lol i love that show you sould watch it)

"Hi freaklock" Anderson said. (hes a jerk but he gets alot of dick he's like a pimp lol)

"why don't you go fuck a dinosaur anderson" said Shelrock. 'jerk and also your cheatiing on your Wife."

"WHAT" said anderson (even though he's pimp hes still lame :)) and then he ran off (but he didn't fuck a dinosaur like frealock said)

(i know i'm not that good but the story isn't that bad :D please review)

Then Lestrane came by and that made stuff more interesting. (i like him hes cool).

"Hi sherlock" he said. "how is the case going"

"Good" said Sherlock. "I think I know the killer"

"wow sherlock you're so hot" Said John.

"what?" said Sherlock.

"I mean smart" said john.

"i know right?" sherlock says

"can you just tell me who the killer is?"

sherlock looked down at the body and narrowed his already squnty eyes. then some white words (it happens in the show guys don't flame me) appeared in front of him.

"the killer is anderson;" said Sherlock. "because he is a douche".

"Ok arrest him guys" said Lestrende. "Thanks sherlock for your help".

"no problem," said Sherlock.

"cool"

then they took away anderson, but someone was watching from the shadows. Someone who would want revenge.

-authors note: please r and r! i'll write more i have a great twist coming up :)-