"I'm Too Sexy"

By Right Said Fred, track #?? from his album "Up" (man he even got a CD O.o)... anyways, it's very important to have the song 'cause it helps a lot to create the mood of the fic, so if you have never heard the song (which I doubt 'cause this song is a classic ;;) at least try to download it 'kay, 'kay??

All the Suzaku and Seiryuu Seishi, Miaka, Yui, Keisuke and Tetsuya are at Yuuki's apartment enjoying a nice, peaceful and quiet social meeting (aka: Karaoke Evening ;;).

Nuriko proudly descends from the stage after singing 'Otome Ranman' (and causing a nervous crisis to half of the listeners ;;) --Ever watched the OVA Bus Trip XD??

Nuriko: No applauses, no applauses please, I know I'm magnificent.

Everyone: --U

Yui: So who's next?

Everyone: looks around expecting someone to offer to go next

Nuriko: Well if no one wants to, I've still got some songs to...

Tasuki: tackles Nuriko DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!

Miaka: munch munch chomp chomp --Packin' up everything eatable of her own house ;;

Soi: Hey, why don't you give us a bit of THTC! XD

Tamahome, Tasuki and Chichiri: psycho glare

Soi: hugs Nakago Nakago-sama protect me !!

Nakago: . . .

Chiriko: And speaking of THTC, where's his Highness?

Chichiri: That's right na no da! Where's Hotohori-sama?

the lights turn out

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love,
love's going to leave me...

Tomo: That voice...

Miboshi: Don't say it --...

disco lights and all that stuff

Hotohori: on the stage with his regular outfit (including the hat!! XD) and dancing in a very... ermm... sexy way ;;

Nuriko: Heika Oo!!

The rest: Oo O.O O.o OO --U -.-;; etc, etc.

Miaka: munch munch chomp chomp

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt,
so sexy it hurts starts stripping
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan finishes with the stripping, he's wearing a semi-open black shirt and black leather pants, and of course, he's still dancing

Tasuki: I'm starting to feel sick --...

Chichiri: nods Hai no da.

Miaka: munch munch chomp chomp

Mitsukake: covers Chiriko's eyes You'd better not see that.

Chiriko: Doushita no Mitsukake-san?

Nuriko: HOTOHORI-SAMAAAAAAA!!

Tamahome: sweatdrops Nuriko, I thought you were over that...

Yui: Well it's said that "where there's been fire , there are still the ashes" ...

Tamahome: Er O.o...

Tetsuya and Miaka: YUI-CHAN !!

Yui: Gomen, gomen, it was just a joke ;;!!

And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah,
I do my little turn on the catwalk takes off his shirt

Suboshi: hugging Amiboshi and crying the hell out of himself This is not fair brother!! Not fair!! If Yui-sama was never going to love me she could have told it !!

Amiboshi: sweatdrops There otouto, calm down ;;, there are still plenty of women in the world.

Miaka: munch munch chomp chomp

Nuriko: drooooooooooooooooooooooooools

Mitsukake: covering Chiriko's and Miboshi's eyes

Chiriko: Why can't I Watch Mitsukake-san?

Miboshi: Hey!! I'm not a kid!!

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car,
too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat,
what'd you think about that? he takes off his hat letting his long silky hair loose

Nuriko: OO

Chichiri: Oi Nuriko, you're nose-bleeding no da ;;

Miaka: Hotohori o!!

Tamahome: Miaka !!

I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah,
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Tasuki: digging in the food Miaka left... if there's anything left anyways U

Ashitare: howling

Tomo: kicks Ashitare Shut the fck up already X(!!

Nuriko: Miaka!! You already have Tama-chan!!

Miaka: Eh? Oh that's right! Sorry ;;

Tamahome --;;

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my,
too sexy for my...
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk yeah,
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Soi: You're much more sexier than him Nakago-sama

Nakago: --;;

Taiitsukun: But the girl's right XD!!

Nakago: Taiitsukun OO!!

Soi: Stay away from him 'Sunakake Baba' !!

Taiitsukun: Who you calling 'Sunakake Baba' X(?!

Nakago: slips away while Taiitsukun and Soi kill each other U

Nyan Nyan: Miaka-chan !!

Miaka: Nani?

Nyan Nyan: multiplies herself 20 000 times and glomps Miaka

I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat,
poor pussy, poor pussy cat holds up Tama-chan (the kitty, not Tamahome ;;)

Tama-neko: tries to escape

Mitsukake: Your Highness !! uncovers Chiriko's and Miboshi's eyes during his intend of rescuing Tama-neko

Chiriko: OO

Miboshi: OO Cover my eyes!! Cover my eyes !!

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love,
love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy and for this song

Everyone: relief expressions

Nuriko: snapping 38 pictures/per second

Hotohori: bows Doumo arigatou mina-san . Now I'd like to thank Tetsuya-san and Keisuke-san for helping me with the song, the clothing and all that.

Keisuke and Tetsuya: hiding behind a couch

Nuriko: Nani?! So you two...

Tetsuya: quickly runs to stand behind Yui No way!! I've got my Yui-chan!! It was all his idea!! points Keisuke who's still behind the couch

Keisuke: Hey!! And you're supposed to be my best friend!!

Nuriko: throws away the couch How dare you?? Getting that close of MY Hotohori-sama... You're gonna pay!!

Kesiuke: But I... I don't... Waahhhh!! Help !!

Hotohori: Oh come on, there's no need to fight over me ;;

Owari U??

Some notes:

Heika Your Highness Otouto Little brother Sunakake Baba Sandthrowing Witch --Everybody calls Taiituskun that U I don't own any of the FY characters, they're all © by Watase Yuu-sama, Flower Comics, Pioneer and all of those people, I'm not making money with this so don't sue me 'cause I'm poor and you wouldn't get anything P!

Ame aka VSG