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The third ChalkZone silly story! This has a couple of inside jokes in it, including references to previous silly stories you may have read. Remember that FlareonWolf's parts are bolded, and Racingwolf's are not. If you're not sure what a 'silly story' is and you'd like to find out about it, and also learn to write one yourself, just visit our profile page. :] Enjoy!

One day, Rudy and Penny went into ChalkZone to have another picnic at the chocolate chalk mine. They had brought along several useful items, including Rudy's head-tutu. They were looking for Snap when

a carrot in a car zoomed by, calling out something very rude to the duo. "Yeah, well... A SPOON CAN'T PICK UP STEAK!" Penny shouted with anger after him, and the car came to a halt. Rudy gasped. "Penny...we'd better get out of here fast!" he

shouted, running away. Then he saw a strange object sitting in the middle of a field. He realized...it was Bob's television. Covered in fried eggs. "Wait a minute..." Rudy said slowly, "that means

that I'M A WOMAN!" he glanced down at his body and saw that he was wearing a purple dress with pointed high-heeled shoes. "AHH!" he screamed, tearing them off immediately. To his relief they flew away, and he hoped never to see them ever again.

Penny thought that hoping never to see someone again was rude, unless they were someone like Bob. Then she could understand. "Can we go to the picnic now?" Snap said, annoyed. Rudy looked ahead and saw that the way was blocked with giant cheese. "I guess we won't be getting any chocolate chalk," Rudy sighed. "Here Snap, you can have this

tasty beverage. It's called 'mustard'." He threw a mustard bottle to his blue and white friend, and Snap raised his eyebrow. "Seriously?" he asked, and Rudy nodded. "Okay..." he replied, and went back to his fishing rod. He suddenly felt a tugging

on his hair. Rudy turned around to see Skrawl, who laughed evily and held out some toothpicks. Rudy screamed and started to run away, knowing there was nothing he could draw to save him from the toothpicks. While Rudy was running, Penny and Snap

threw bombs they found in their pockets, and Skrawl had to jump each time one came near. "H-hey! HEY! I'm bomb-sensitive!" he shouted, but Snap and Penny didn't seem to care! Nobody cared about Skrawl. From the moment Rudy drew him, he'd been

helping him get chocolate chalk from the chocolate chalk mine. The more he thought of it, the more he wanted to have a picnic. "Hm..." he thought, "I know! I'll draw something that can fly! Then we can fly over the cheese!" He was about to draw something when Skrawl took his chalk and put it

behind his ear for decoration. "There!" he happily said, looking at himself in the mirror. "Skrawl, you HANDSOME jellybean thing, you." Snap smacked himself in the head. "Come on," he said, "get back to chasing us already!" All of a sudden they were

flying through the air. They landed on top of a hill. Rudy sat up and looked around. He saw

a computer, which he quickly scrambled to and opened Firefox. Since he was on Windows it was painfully slow, but he was still glad it wasn't Mac. He went to Google and searched, "Where are Penny and Snap?" and an answer popped up before his eyes, saying

that he and the others should go get ice cream. "That's a great idea!" he said. "Come on!" So they started to walk toward the nearest ChalkZone ice cream shop. When they got there, they realized to their dismay that the shop only sold

fingerless gloves. "That's so annoying!" Rudy growled, kicking a nearby basket of corn flakes. "My fingers always get so cold. What's the point of these anyway?" he huffed. Snap grinned. "I don't need a change of gloves," he said, and Rudy threw him a hard

chair, which hit him on the head. "Sorry!" he said quickly. "Rudy, how is this going to help us?" Penny asked. "Well..." Rudy began. He'd forgotten. Thinking, he tried to remember

what three plus five was. "Oh, come on..." he muttered. Penny giggled. "I know this one," she mentioned, and Rudy rolled his eyes. Suddenly a piano came flying from nowhere, and Bob was riding on it! "It's original, isn't it?" he yelled to the gang, and Snap

handed Rudy some pudding. "Here, Bucko!" he said. "What's this for?" Rudy asked. "I dunno," Snap said, shrugging. Rudy looked around and saw Bob lurking by his TV, so he threw the pudding in his face. "Let's run before he realizes it was us!" Rudy cried, and they

began sighing at him. "Rudy, I think he knew it was us! You gave us away," Penny protested, and Snap nodded in agreement. "You really stuffed up this time, bucko!" In a panic, Rudy ran back and stopped before Bob and Skrawl. "You didn't know it was

going to rain!" Penny sighed. Now they couldn't take their picnic to the real world. Skrawl laughed. "You'll never have a picnic now!" he said evilly. Rudy glared at him. Then he got an idea.

"Let's all play hopscotch!" Penny whacked him with a rubber chicken. "That's a stupid idea," she growled, and Snap jumped in front of them both. "Guys, Bob's coming!" he exclaimed, and the three ran down a hill and into a cave, which they soon found out had

lots of chocolate chalk! But it seemed different than normal chocolate chalk somehow...Rudy wasn't sure it was good to eat. "Hey look!" said Snap, "we can have our picnic after all!" He ran and picked some up and was about to eat it when Rudy yelled, "wait, stop! That's

poisonous!" Penny stopped. "Really? I thought it belonged to your dad." Skrawl shook his head. "No, I'm pretty sure it's his mum's." Then Bob stepped in. "It's too popular to be his mum's!" he yelled, and suddenly he and Skrawl were in a massive

lava lamp. "Get. Me. Out. Of. Here!" Scrawl somehow managed to yell as he floated around. "Not a chance, Skrawl!" Rudy yelled. "Now that you're trapped in there, we can finally have some peace!" "But Rudy..." Penny began, "what about

Skrawl? He has feelings too..." She pointed to a sprawled Skrawl, sucking his thumb and muttering things about a shower. "He deserves it!" Bob intervened, and Penny threw an apple at him, knocking him down a hole. "Really, Rudy. Think about

the last time someone got stuck in a lava lamp!" Penny began. "I don't remember anyone-" Rudy began, but he stopped. He remembered, a long, long time ago, someone else had gotten stuck in a lava lamp. It had caused the whole cave to collapse! He glanced at Skrawl. "We have to get out of here!" he yelled. They ran

down a slope and got a checkpoint, then through a loop like the ones in Sonic games. "How did we just do that?" Snap asked, but nobody replied as a giant deer reared back and stomped down near them, splitting the earth and causing a

volcano to erupt out of the ground! It started to erupt! Rudy, Penny, and Snap screamed as

Obama walked in on them, and Bob fainted. "Mister President!" Penny began, stars in her eyes as she took a step toward him. Suddenly she saw the giant, normally noticeable zip as Skrawl took off his disguise and threw a net at them all. Penny

grabbed Rudy's chalk and drew some scissors, which she used to cut the net. "WHAT?" yelled Bob in the voice of Snape as he watched from nearby. Penny then

mustered (not mustard) up her courage and tackled the bushes, finding a rabbit and two piñatas. "Does this make sense?" she asked, and Rudy shrugged. "Let's get a-beatin'!" he proposed, and looked at his friend. "Snap! The bat!" he requested, and

Snap looked around for it, but before he could find it, Skrawl appeared. "You thought I would be trapped in that lava lamp forever?" he cried. Skrawl picked up Snap and

grabbed out a tube of glue. "And for my second trick," he boomed, undoing the cap, "I shall GLUE THE BLUE BOY TO A BANANA PALM!" Snap wriggled in the grip of his strangely strong string-like arms, but Skrawl was simply too strong to

break in half. Skrawl laughed evilly again and Rudy decided he needed to do something to get Skrawl to leave them alone for good, or at least for today so they could have a picnic. "Skrawl!" cried Rudy, "if you don't leave,

we'll take a picture of you, Photoshop your face off, and put you on the market as a new type of jellybean!" Skrawl gasped. Rudy had mentioned his greatest fear...being eaten. Rudy sneered. "Skrawl flavour." In a flurry of thin arms, Skrawl ran

out of the cave and fell into the barrel of fish that Rudy landed in a few days ago. Rudy ran up to the barrel and drew a lid on it. "It'll take him ages to get out of there!" he said happily. "Let's go have a picnic!" But

then Rudy GAPSed. He looked around frantically. "What's wrong?" Snap asked, his face stuffed with pastries and doughnuts (which made no sense since it was real-world food). Oh no. He'd forgotten the cake! "NNOOO!" he screamed, on his hands and

feet there was...pudding! Bob had returned. He laughed maniacally and threw a pudding cup

at Bob's face. It splattered onto his front, and suddenly there was an UNHAPPY shriek. "MY GOOD SHIRT!" he thundered, and Snap hid. He knew Bob would kill them all if he didn't do something, and quick! Reaching for the thing nearest to him, Snap

grabbed a toaster and handed it to Rudy. "What are you going to do with that?" Bob taunted. "Make toast?" "No," said Rudy, "this!" And he

revealed a large, frightening teddy bear! "His name is Rainbow," he stated, passing him around the circle. "Let's make our own marks on him for Rudy to remember!" Snap suggested, and everyone nodded in agreement. First off, he put one of his gloves on the bear's paw (then demanded that Rudy draw him another one). Penny slipped on the dress that Rudy was wearing earlier, and Skrawl fit a little sailor hat on his head for no apparent reason. Bob added wings to him to make him more original, and the random passer-by threw a pie in his face.
Everyone divided the pie and ate it!

The end!