
Fanmake of Austin Powers 1! After thirty years of being frozen, Harry Potter is revived back to stop Chris MaClain from taking over the world! But will he get used to life in the 90's, or will he bring his own 60's flavor? Harry x Ginny COMPLETE!
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10-02-11 - Published: 09-07-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7362295
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Here's the final chapter! Anyway, enjoy!
THREE MONTHS LATER...
At a hotel suite in London, a naked Harry and naked Ginny were laughing as they were on the bed. Since those three months, they had gotten married and were now on their honey moon. Ginny smiled as she stroked Harry's chest. "I love you, Mr. Potter."
"And I love you, Mrs. Potter." Harry smiled, showing his nice, clean teeth.
All of a sudden, both of them heard the familiar ring of a computer. Harry nodded. "Ah, that's probably Orange Ratchet."
As Harry got up on the bed, Ginny looked up. "Oh, can't we ignore it for one night, and go back to bed?"
"Sorry, but duty never rests." Harry said as he grabbed the tiny computer as he sat down, thankfully putting the computer in front of his private part.
Orange appeared on the screen, first weirded out by the thing that he saw, then looked up a bit to look at Harry's face and smiled. "Hey, Harry. Hope I'm not interupting your honey moon."
Ginny groaned as she was ready to get up. Harry smiled. "No, not at all, Orange."
Orange smiled. "Ah... did you get that fruit basket I sent you?"
Harry nodded as Ginny got up, holding two pineapples in front of her breasts. "Yes, we did, Orange. But I think you sent a little too much. I'll have to send some of them to Mom."
Harry smiled as he looked down and noticed two melons on the floor. "Don't forget these."
Ginny looked up as Harry held up the melons, covering up Ginny's breasts. "Oh, thank you, Harry."
"Did you get my other gift?" Orange asked.
"We did." Ginny said as she ducked down and came back up holding a rack, covering her breasts.
"Yes, Orange. It's a really nice rack." Harry smiled as he held up a picture of breasts, which he gave to Ginny, which covered her breasts. "But who gave us this drawing? It's really bizarre."
"I wouldn't know. Anyway, as you know, Chris MaClain has escaped in his rocket, which disappeared from our tracking system." Orange started as Ginny sat down, present covering her breasts then sat down in the back of a bouquet of flowers, which covered her breasts.
"Uh, give us a moment, will you?" Harry said as he turned to Ginny. "Want some Pumpkin Juice?"
"Yes, please." Ginny said as she gave Harry the present, which covered his private part.
"Thank you." Harry said as he started to walk off.
"Oh, and Ginny, before I forget, you've officially been made a full agent." Orange smiled.
"Oh, that's great news!" Ginny smiled. "Thanks!"
"Milk?" Harry asked as he put the tray of pumpkin juice on the table, teapots covering Ginny's breasts and another larget teapot covering Harry's private.
"Yes, please." Ginny said as Harry lifted the teapots, and spilled them in the teacups as if Ginny was giving milk.
"And Harry, the queen of England informed me that you are to officially be knighted." Orange smiled.
"Awesome." Harry said as he put the teapots back, covering Ginny's breasts some more.
"Well, good luck to both of you. I can't believe you're married, Harry. You two make a lovely pair." Orange smiled.
"Thanks, Orange. I think I can get used to living in the nineties. Good bye." Harry smiled.
"Bye." Orange said as he hung up the computer.
Harry smiled as he turned to Ginny, who was now blowing up a balloon, that was covering Harry's private, but in reality, made it look like he was getting his private larger. "You know, Ginny, I'll never forget the first time I saw you. You were so incredibly beautiful, incredibly sexy, and I knew I had to have you, right then and there. Did you feel the same way?"
"Actually, Harry, I just couldn't stop staring at your teeth." Ginny smiled.
"Oh." Harry frowned as Ginny let go of the balloon, letting the air out.
Both Harry and Ginny heard a knock on the door as Harry smiled. "Oh, yeah, I just remembered, I ordered some champagne. Come in!"
The door opened as someone was pushing a table and a very familiar looking person walked in.
"Oh, that's lovely, Harry." Ginny smiled.
"Right over there's fine, thank you." Harry smiled as the familiar person put the table over near the bed. Harry and Ginny were now in bathrobes.
Ginny then smiled as she said, "Let's go out and look outside. I hear there are some lovely stars."
"Sure." Harry smiled as they both kissed.
The familiar person lifted the plate to reveal a shoe as the familiar person picked it up.
"Oh, that's nice, baby." Harry smiled as the familiar person was revealed to be Garu, the ONLY GUY THAT NOBODY THOUGHT TO TAKE OF YET! Oh yeah, I knew I forgot somebody!
Harry and Ginny turned and gasped as they saw Garu.
"Look out!" Ginny said as Garu threw the shoe. She ducked as Harry got the receiving end of the shoe.
"Ouch! That really hurts!" Harry frowned. "I have a lump now, you idiot! I mean, who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!"
Garu growled as he started to come near, Harry pulling out his wand. Garu quickly jumped up and grabbed Harry by the neck as he cornered him. Harry quickly looked around for assorted weapons on the table. Harry tries getting a candlestick, a knife, a bowl and a poker, but his hands fiddled with them too much and they were dropped.
Ginny quickly grabbed the familiar Swedish length pump as she gave it to Harry. "Harry! Quickly!"
Harry looked at the Swedish length pump as he said, "I swear to God, it's not mine!"
Garu looked at it in confusion, but tried choking Harry, nontheless.
"No, no, Harry, use it!" Ginny said.
"OH!" Harry choked as he put the receiving end of the pump on Garu's private, causing him to yelp. Garu looked down as Harry started to give it a pump. Garu's eyes started to widen as he felt something stir in his loins.
Garu then started to scream in utter pain as Ginny then hit Garu with a champagne bottle, knocking him out, dead cold... literally, he's dead.
Harry and Ginny looked down as Harry smiled. "Well... that was smashing. I'll take care of the cleaning, you go on outside, I'll meet you there."
After putting Garu with the pump on his private on the table and pushing it out of the way, Harry smiled as he entered back inside the room, and walked with Ginny as they sat on the balcony, holding some champagne.
Harry smiled as he looked up in the sky. "Look at how beautiful the night sky is."
Ginny smiled as she looked up in the sky. "Isn't that the Big Dipper?"
Harry squinted and looked closer. "Yeah! And that looks just like Uranus!"
"Oh Harry." Ginny chuckled as Harry chuckled along.
Ginny looked up and blinked. "I never seen that big star before."
Harry squinted. "Yeah... what is that?"
Harry pulled out a retractable telescope to take a look. Harry's eyes widened. "Oh my..."
Deep in the stars, we see a familiar Ronald McDonald statue floating around. Inside, Chris was inside, freezing.
"I'll g-g-get you yet, Harry P-P-P-Potter. I n-n-n-never realized that it's f-f-f-freaking freezing in here, Mr. K-K-K-Kat!" Chris said as he turned to Kat, who was really frozen stiff.
There's the final chapter! How was it? Well, it was pretty good... now that I got my fifteenth story done, I feel relaxed... Ironic though, I started out with a Mike Myers movie as my first fanmake, and on my fifteenth movie fanmake, it's a Mike Myers one. That's pretty appropriate. Anyway, that's it for Austin Powers, I'll do the sequels at another time, but for now, I'm going to finish up the rest of Melody Time. If you have any suggestions for that story or others, leave it in a review! Anyway, review away, and have a nice day!
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