|Rachel Berry's Glee Virgin's Club, A Glee Drabble
Author: burtkaharris PM
A Glee Drabble. Rachel gathers a few glee members to join her new club only to find out it was clearly a bad idea. Rachel, Kurt, Blaine, Mercedes. Mentions of Finchel, Klaine, and Samcedes.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Rachel B. & Kurt H. - Words: 296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 09-12-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7377298
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Just a cute little drabble that came to me during class today. Glee. Klaine. Finchel. Samcedes.
Kurt, Blaine, and Mercedes shuffled into the choir room, greeting Rachel and taking seats facing her. After sitting quietly for a moment, Mercedes broke the ice.
"Why did you invite us here, Rachel?" Mercedes asked, holding up her gold invitation, Kurt and Blaine nodding.
"Well, Mercedes, I've gathered us here to have a meeting."
"Regarding?" Kurt asked, impatiently.
"This is the first official meeting of the Glee Club Virgins!" Welcome!" Rachel cooed enthusiastically.
The three looked at Rachel with disbelief and Blaine let out a nervous chuckle.
Kurt and Blaine looked at each other before standing up and walking to the door, hand in hand.
"Where do you think you two are going?" Rachel asked both angrily and curiously.
"Rachel," Kurt started, "this club isn't for us. We don't exactly fit the standards."
Rachel's eyes widened. Mercedes then stood up and crossed the room, "Neither do I Rach."
"What do you all mean?"
"Rachel, Kurt and I have been- erm- sexually active for more than two months."
Rachel gasped as Kurt nodded in agreement. Mercedes nodded as well, "Why do you think Sam and I spent so much time in my empty house this summer?" Rachel gasped again.
"You three are nothing but immature, horny teenagers!"
At this, Kurt raised an eyebrow. "Rachel, we know that you and Finn are going at it too."
"How dare you! We are no-"
"Kurt and I hear you guys all the time," Blaine added, Kurt nodding.
"This meeting is over," Rachel blurted out and stormed from the room, leaving her three friends laughing furiously.
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