Hey guys, your beloved Susato speaking. Sometimes I get bored and I feel like doing something crazy. So, once in a while I would post stories of intentional bruteness at a message board I regularly attend. However, I didn't get a chance to save any of them, and this was the most recent I've written. If you all desire, I could write more, but only of course if I get an effecient number of replies...

the greatest love evr buy teem rock it

i h8 teem rock it jessie sed 1 day. i want 2 quit i h8 it so muhch. no dont leev sed jams. u r 2 imprtnt to stay. no jessie sed, i h8 u i h8 teem rock it & i h8 meeyowth. hey dont insult mee meeyowth scratchd jessie acrosss the face. owwwwwwww i h8 u i hop u dee! she rund awyr criing. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!11111111111111111111

nw loke what u did u stupd jessie h8s us all becuz of u. i nevr thawt ths wey be4 & i alwyz thawt tht she wuz a brt, but i releyes i luv her no. jams rund aftr jessie and sed i luv uuuuuuuu!11111111111111111111111111 i wnt u bak cuz i luv u & ill nevr sey thoz thongz agn. i luv u 2 jessie sed and the 2 kissd.

THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 lol best story evr...

That wasn't too bad, was it? Hope you didn't have a hard time reading it...would you guys believe that took me almost 10 minutes to type? Yeesh...