hey its Ricky Ricky! who wants to be my beta-reader? i need one and sorry for the miss spelled words im on word pad lol. review! by the by none of these characters belong to me

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All the black long haired man wanted was cup of black coffee with bourbon in it and finally read today's newspaper. It was becoming to get difficult, extremely difficult.

Being the real leader of a criminal organization was becoming something of a bother to him. He didn't need sleep, because he never slept. He really wanted to enjoy his job and drink some god damn coffee. This could never happen it seemed thanks to the people who worked under him. First was, Kakuzu a 7'4 tan monster with stitches across his skin and Hidan a 5'10 albino with white slicked back hair, pink eyes and a nasty attitude problem. Second was, Kisame a 7'6 blue haired shark man with blue skin and Itachi a girly black haired man. Third was, Sasori a 4'9 red haired midget and Deidara a 5'7 blonde who packed on the eyeliner. Forth was, Pein a 6'5 ginger hair man with piercings and Konan a 5'4 blue hair women with a labert. The probelm with these people was they were all fucking each other and arguing all the damn time and he had to hear about it.

Madara just sat there and sighed sadly it seemed the arguing started early today, hearing the white haired male and the black haired male argue was the daily routine.

"Fucking asshole Kakuzu why the fuck do you have to be such a bitch in the morning!" yelled Hidan at Kakuzu as the pair were getting dressed for the day.

Next was of course Deidara and Sasori.

" Sasori-danna why don't you take me anywhere anymore you know a movie or a nice candle light dinner would be nice!" yelled the blonde man at the midget red head which replied "fine tomorrow night".

Then Kisame and Itachi who would yell at each other over stupid couple things too.

" Itachi why do we have to go to the store to get more eyeliner, i mean you have two million more tubes of that shit", the blue haired shark man sighed as he asked. Itachi replied pissed off, " Don't fucking shout my business to the whole base!"

And who could forget Pein and Konan.

" Konan why the fuck can't we try anal i mean allot of people do it", shouted Pein at the blue haired psycho women.

" Anal is for fags ,so if you want anal go find itachi!", Konan yelled back at the ginger.

" Fuck no i don't want a penis touching me and plus i love you!", Yelled Pein back in frustration. Konan yelled back " Fine, but we use lube and not spit this time!"

Madara sighed its another morning and more arguments among his staff.

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