|SLP's Good Burger
Author: slpytlak PM
The food resteraunt called Good Burger is in big trouble because Mondo Burger is going to bring more customers and Good Burger will go out of business. It's up to Breaker and Roxas to find out what's their secret ingredient and save Good Burger.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,899 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 06-19-12 - Published: 09-20-11 - id: 7398484
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Here's the part where the boys are planning to escape this nut house.
A nurse name Telulu entered the room and gave Larry and Ollie a nod as Larry closed the gate and locked it during the morning. "Good morning patients. It's medication time!" Telulu spoke as a few patients groaned as they walked around, "I'll be back in 10 minutes with your… various prescriptions," she walked towards the radio and turned on some tango music and walked off to get the medicine. By the windows, Roxas and Iroh along with Izzy, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie whispered to each other trying to think of a plan to escape and stop the people from eating the poison sauce what these creeps had put in.
Breaker and another patient name Flippy sat on the couch as the bear covered his ears; he can't stand that music. "Jeez! That music sucks!" Flippy groaned.
"Yeah it does. Hang on," Breaker got up and walked to the gang, "Hey dude, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going?" Roxas asked as he watched the dragon walking towards the radio. Breaker began to turn the knob to listen some better music. "Breaker, I don't think you should be touching the knob on…" Roxas stopped when the dance music began to play, "…on the radio…"
Breaker moved his head in the beat and walked to another patient, "Come on, dance with me! Come on everybody! Let's have some fun!" He and some other patients started to dance in the beat.
"Yay! Time to party!" Pinkie Pie cheered.
"Hey, check out that dragon," said Ollie.
"Aren't' they something?" Larry asked as he and Ollie began to watch Breaker and the others dancing and the rest watched. Roxas, Iroh, Izzy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash stilled watched that crazy dragon still dancing.
Roxas sighed, "Breaker is such a stupid dragon."
"Give me a break, Roxas. What do you know about Breaker?" Iroh asked.
"Oh, he had Titanic and Luster spying on Homer and Marge at Krusty Burger, trying to hear their thoughts but ended up hearing Breaker's thoughts," Roxas explained.
Titanic Disaster, Luster and Breaker are in the van with their headphones on. They hear Homer and Marge's thoughts about each other, but then something went wrong. Luster began to turn the dial, "I'm losing them!"
Titanic slaps Luster on the back of his head, "Shut up, Luster!" He turns the dial to full volume, "I want to hear them!"
"Titan, it's not supposed to be that high!" Luster snapped. All of a sudden, they began to hear the thoughts by none other than Breaker.
"Jeez, this itches. I wonder who gave it to me. Probably that dork that needed a ride to the candy store, last time I do somebody a favor," Breaker's eyes widen, "Oh, god, they must've heard me," he looks around, "Oh, cool, I can hear me! BA NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA! NA BA, BA, BA!"
Roxas still watched Breaker and the others dancing and he looked at the guards, still watching. He began to think for a moment and smirked that he had got an idea of a way to escape. He walked between the guards, "How are you doing? I bet you guys got some moves."
Ollie shook his head, "No, I really couldn't do that."
"Yeah, I'm not very good at that," Larry added.
"Come on, you know you can do it," Roxas smiled.
"It's against regulations," said Ollie. Breaker and the others still kept on dancing until Ollie and Larry moved their heads in the beat.
"There you go," Roxas smirked, his plan is working as they began to dance, "Come on guys, let's party," Roxas escorted the guards to the center of the room to keep dancing. Suddenly, Roxas jabbed his elbow on Larry's gut and jabbed his knee right on Ollie yahoo's, but they're still on their feet. So, Roxas jabbed both of his elbow on them, knocking them out and he grabbed the keys.
"Let's go Breaker," Roxas grabbed the dragon's arm and went to the gate; he unlocked the gate while Roxas kept dancing as Iroh, Izzy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash came. Breaker still kept dancing until Iroh had enough and pushed them as they all ran off.
The group ran up the stairs to find an exit and get to Good Burger before it's too late. When they reached to the door, Roxas looked out the window and saw two other doctors walking in the hallway. When the doctors walked by, the gang quickly ran down the hall and right into another room, where all the artwork are in stock. Roxas sighed in relief that he and the others haven't been caught, but without warning, they heard a vicious snarl coming from behind. Roxas and Breaker turned around slowly and stood face to face by none other than Tiny Tiger! Roxas began to panic seeing how dangerous this tiger is, "I think I picked a bad room!" Roxas gulped.
"Just don't make any sudden moves," Izzy spoke.
"Yeah, whatever you do, don't do anything," Rainbow Dash added.
"What's up dude! Give me five!" Breaker held out his paw and Tiny slapped his paw. Breaker grinned and hugged the tiger. Tiny gave him a nod; he remembers what Breaker did yesterday when he removed that jacket.
"Breaker, leave it to you to make friends with a vicious psychopath," said Roxas.
"Attention! Seal all exit doors! There is an escape attempts in progress! Seal all doors!" someone spoke through the speakers and the alarm went off, signaling the security to find the gang.
Roxas walked to the windows and tried to open them, but they won't budge, "Can't we open these windows?"
"No, you can't. They're sealed with triple thick bullet proof glass," Izzy explained.
Roxas groaned that it's impossible to escape until he looked at Tiny, "Mr. Huge Scary Tiger, can you help me open one of these windows?" Tiny nodded and walked towards the windows to open the windows, since he's strong, but instead he grab Roxas on the back of his shirt, getting ready to throw right through them.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing! Oh mercy! Oh no!" Roxas panicked until he's been thrown through the window with Tiny's strength. The others watched in shock as Roxas fell on the ground with a thud. "Thank you!" Roxas groaned.
"That was awesome!" Rainbow Dash cheered.
"Wow!" Pinkie Pie bounced in excitement.
Izzy looked at the door, which it began to budge, "They're coming! You guys better hurry."
"You don't have to tell me twice!" Iroh jumped out of the window and fell into the ground with a thud.
"Let's go Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Yay!" Pinkie Pie cheered as the Pegasus picked her up and flew outside and down on the ground.
"Whoa," Breaker said.
Izzy grabbed his shirt, "Breaker, hurry!"
"All right, but before I go, I just want to tell you that you are the nicest, prettiest psychopath I've ever met," said Breaker.
"You are so sweet," Izzy smiled. They both hugged each other for a moment and they let go. Breaker jumped on the bed and he jumped off, crashing the other window and landed right on Roxas.
"Get off of me!" Roxas snapped as Breaker got off of him, "All right, let's go that way!" The gang along with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie ran off. They ran off as quickly as soon all the doctors and the guards ran outside to go after the gang, as Snaptrap and Francisco got on the truck. The gang got over the wall and made a run for it, however they need to find a truck to drive over there before Good Burger opens. As they kept running, they spot an ice cream truck and an animal name Sniffles giving out some ice cream to the kids. Sniffles is still paying attention to the kids; this is the chance for them to use the truck. They got in and Roxas started the truck as the other got in.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing?" Sniffles snapped.
"Stealing your truck!" Iroh replied.
"Yeah, we'll bring it back," Roxas drove off to the street as the other truck; drove by Francisco is driving after them.
"Come on! We have to go after them, including those ponies!" Snaptrap yelled, while Francisco kept driving. The chase has already begun as Breaker turned on the music, playing the ice cream tune, "Yay! An ice cream tune!" the dumb dragon began to dance.
"Will you turn that off!" Roxas switched the music off.
"Roxas, we've got company," Rainbow Dash looked and saw some kids running towards them and holding their money.
"Sorry kids, no ice cream for you! Go to go! Go to get to Good Burger!" Roxas kept on driving, ignoring the kids.
"Stop by to Sugarcube Corner and I'll give you ice cream!" Pinkie Pie added, still smiling.
Meanwhile at Good Burger, Luster unlocked the doors as he sighed. He still hasn't seen the boys since yesterday, but the business must go on. Back at the chase Roxas drove pass the other cars, avoiding the people, but it's causing some car accidents.
"Good Burger is about to open! We got to get there and make sure nobody eats that poison sauce!" Roxas yelled. Back at Good Burger, Po got the sauce out of the fridge and began to stir it for a minute, while everyone else began to get ready. The chase still goes down the street, while Rainbow Dash is still looking outside, seeing the truck.
"Roxas, they're gaining on us!" Rainbow Dash snapped.
"Ice cream cones! Look, I got Funky Pops, Monstersicles and Lemon Juice Pops!" Breaker showed them the ice cream he has.
"Breaker, this is no time for frozen treats, okay? Wait…give me one!" Roxas said as Breaker handed him one and Roxas threw the ice cream outside and it smashed on Snaptrap's truck.
"What was that?" Snaptrap asked when another ice cream splatter on the window.
"I think it's a Fudgesicle," said Francisco. While Roxas kept driving, Breaker, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie kept throwing more ice cream at the truck trying to get them off the road. "Get out of here!" Breaker yelled.
"Go away, you meanie-mean-pants!" Pinkie Pie snapped, throwing ice cream at them, causing a mess.
"We'll take you down 10 seconds flat!" Rainbow Dash added. The gang kept on throwing more and more ice cream, creating a mess on the window. With that, Francisco can't see where they're going; he tried to use the windshield wipers to get rid of the ice cream, but it's getting messier. This could be trouble.
Meanwhile, Disco Bear just got a new mailbox, since the other was broken, thanks to Breaker. The trucks drove right to his neighborhood, going to end the chase. "I can't see! I can't see!" Francisco panicked since the window is all smudged up because of the ice cream. Roxas saw that he's driving towards the bear's mailbox, but this time he drove pass it.
"Look out!" Snaptrap screamed, seeing where they are heading; Disco Bear's mailbox!
"Oh no!" Disco Bear screamed as the truck crashed through his mailbox.
"I shall have my revenge!" Snaptrap yelled. The gang cheered from the ice cream truck, finally lost them, now they have to make their way to Good Burger before it's too late.
Back at Good Burger, the first customers, name Shelby and Jose, arrived inside, as Namine greeted by the cashier, taking Breaker's place, "Hi, welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burgers. Can I take your order?"
"I'll have a good burger with extra sauce," said Jose.
"That sounds awesome. I'll have the same thing," Shelby added, while Po kept stirring the sauce.
"Better step on it!" Iroh yelled, as Roxas pushed the gas pedal, going faster down the street as the others held onto something.
"Whee! This is like a car chase scene!" Pinkie Pie cheered.
"Here's your order: two good burgers, extra sauce," Namine handed the tray out to the couple at Good Burger.
"Thank you," Jose held the tray and they went to an empty table to eat. At the street, Roxas kept driving in a hurry! They must get to Good Burger or else everyone will get sick! When Shelby began to eat back at Good Burger, she stopped and saw something in the burger, "Darn, I wanted mustard." Shelby made her way to the counter to get some mustard. Back outside, the gang finally made it to Good Burger as Breaker opened the back doors.
"Breaker, hurry! Don't let anyone eat a good burger!" Roxas yelled, "Come on guys!"
Breaker quickly opened the doors and saw Shelby, going to eat that burger. "STOP!" Breaker screamed and ran towards Shelby. Shelby screamed, as Namine gasped and Breaker tacked Shelby, pinning her down.
"Get this pervert off of me!" Shelby shouted in anger.
"What's going on? What's going on…" Luster ran out the kitchen and saw Breaker on Shelby, "Breaker! Breaker! Breaker, what are you doing? Breaker, get off!" Luster picked up Breaker, while Jose helped his girlfriend up. Roxas, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie made it inside to see if the dragon made it.
"Breaker, what happen?" Roxas asked.
"Well, I just tacked that woman," Breaker replied.
"All right Breaker!" Roxas bumped his fist on Breaker's fist.
"Excuse me, would you mind telling me why is it a good thing?" Luster demanded.
Roxas picked up the burger and explained, "This is why. Mondo Burger poisoned our sauce."
"How can Mondo Burger poison our sauce?" Luster asked.
"We'll explain it to you, later. Right now, just keep everyone from eating that sauce and call the police. Come on Breaker," said Roxas.
"Where are we going?" Breaker asked.
"To get a can of Triampathol," said Roxas.
"For what?" Breaker asked.
"For proof," Roxas replied.
"Wait, are you two going to join us?" Breaker asked the ponies.
"Well, we love two, but we need to head home and explain to our ruler, Princess Celestia about Boris the Animal," Rainbow Dash answered.
"Who's Boris the Animal?" Roxas wondered.
"He's that mean pony that lied to the police about us being crazy. Always wants revenge on us and get his hooves on our friend Twilight," Rainbow Dash growled in anger.
"And we called him Boris the Animal, that he didn't like," Pinkie Pie giggled.
"Well, good luck, girls," said Roxas.
"You two. Let's head back home Pinkie Pie," Rainbow Dash and her friend left the restaurant to tell Princess Celestia about Boris and the boys left for one last mission: get to Mondo Burger and shut down the place for good.
Hooray! The gang escaped the nut house. Now the boys have to stop Jack Rabbit once and for all.
By the way, Boris is an OC pony that belongs to my friend JusSonic that this mean pony is in JusSonic's stories.
Also, Boris the Animal is based off my other friend, KingHuffman in his story, Little Mowgli: Adventures in Atlantica.