|The pen is mightier than the sword: The Evil Gods
Author: BookObsesserNumberOne PM
I comment on the Prayer Warriors series, chapter by chapter. If you are a fan of My immortal commentaries, and despise Tomas Brown, read on.Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10-21-11 - Published: 09-28-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7420125
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The last chapter! *sigh* Too soon, my friends, too soon. Ah well, Battle of the Witches is nice and long and he's still around.
Because Robert Siegfried asked me to do so, this will be the last chapter. I will continue my other Prayer Warrior story The Battle with the Witches, but it will not be as forceful as this one (even though I do not see what is wrong with this) (OK, first of all, why would you apologize? Second of all, if anything, Battle of the Witches is more graphic.). I will also like to thank Ebony Brown for proof-reading this story. (I'll thank her too.)
Behold we were in deeps of the evil Hell! It was really hot, and it made us sweat. (Or burn.) In the heat we walked for what it seemed like many hours, but we knew it was only a few minutes according to Jerry`s watch. We keep turning to see all the sinners chained up, it made us happy that these evil beings are being punished. (I doubt they'd be chained up, more like burning or on the rack or waiting an eternity in line.) Percy was glad that he had turned away from Satan`s path, and turned to God, so that he wouldn't be punished like this at the final Judgement where the heavens open up and all the Christians go up to heaven and enjoy eternity with our lord and savior Jesus Christ (You make it sound like everyone goes to hell and the only difference is who gets raptured and who stays there.). We soon came to a room, which was locked. So we prayed for an hour that God will make the door uncork itself (It's a door, not a wine bottle.) and open and let us enter. And God answered our wishes and the door unlocked itself and we entered. (So pray for an hour and the door unlocks. Maybe I'll try that someday.) And side was Hades himself. He looked even scarier than all the other false gods of the Greeks . He had burning red skin and brown satanic horns that were so long that they went around in circles many times (That's not Hades you moron, that's Satan. You better run.). He bereaved out smoke from his ungodly noises, and his hands were burning with disgusting black flames(5 points for hand description, but he lost smoke from his noise?). The sight was disturbing, but we knew that it was not as strong as he made himself out to be, and that God and his eternal only begotten holy son Jesus Christ of Narrative, our lord and savior would give us great strength and courage to defeat this evil satanic enemy that should before us.
And we stood up and said, "You evil rain of terror is about to end! (Acid rain?) For too long have you be sending death to all the Christians in painful ways. You have been serving Satan and that is a sin (Duh.), and it is too be punished. I hope you burn in the eternal flames of hells because you deserve it, you evil sinner, the most devilish of them all! Because of you sins, God refuses to forgive you, which gives us no choice but to kill you. Behold your eternal fate, the eternal flames of hell! Amen!" (Random amens make the world go round.)
Hades laughed and said with an evil deep voice (Awesome.), "Fools of want to play fool`s game. You will never be able to defeat me. No one can beat me, not even God and his eternal begotten son Jesus Christ. They all fear me, and there is no way even a Christian can defeat me. No sword can stab me, because any stabs to me is creates no harm at all! And I am a master in sword fighting, greater than anything. I am the greatest of all the false gods of the Greek. There is no way on earth that you can beat me!" (That actually sort of made sense. Well done!)
And we said, "We are in hell, not on earth (Well, I guess that was sort of witty.), and we have a weapon greater than a sword." And so we dropped down and we prayed dearly to God that he can punish Hades. And Hades dropped to the ground and then blew up, caused by our prayer. (If a burning red Hades shows up, maybe I'll try that. Or run like crazy and wait for him to corner me to start praying.) "This is one lesson you should learn, never take on a Prayer Warrior! We will win all the time, for God is on our side!"
And so we went back to the camp knowing that we had earned a place in heaven. And so the entire camp partied in a Christian Manner (Well, at least you know how to celebrate.) know that we can worship God safely, and knowing that America was a Christian nation again. And so we prayed and sang songs about God all night. And Percy then got married to Clarisse for they loved each other very much. (He's going to forget this detail by the sequel.) And Satan ran back to England. (Suspense!)
Well, it was a pleasure to write for you guys. See you in Battle of the Witches, to be located in the Harry Potter archive.