You hate Smartmusic with a passion.

"You're still flat." "Well, maybe you're just sharp."

Contest is going to kick your ass.

Bubbles is setting you up to fail.

Your guest conductor tells your section that you suck.

You will always have seventh period band with the same 27 people.

You have sweatpants that say clarinet and a sweatshirt that says band that you wear to Solo& Ensemble and Contest.

You have two Hannah's that both play flute.

You are aulophobic (afraid of flutes).

You have Taylor Swift sing-a-longs.

You get to skip school for Winterguard and Drumline performances.

Nursing homes are not your friends.

You still want to go to the nursing homes next year.

Second semester band is way better that first semester.

Countdown to S Fest is T-minus 67 days.

Your boyfriend has a duck tail.

Your final exam includes a pizza party and Lord of the Rings movie marathons, along with Apples to Apples.