|Jesus Loves You More Than You Will Know woahx3
Author: teddybowties PM
drabble. spoilers for the already released pics from The Wedding of River Song. River and the Doctor. And if he's... then she must be...Rated: Fiction K - English - Romance/Humor - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 09-29-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7423811
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Jesus Loves You More Than You Will Know (Woah Woah Woah)
BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: This isn't what it looks like.
RIVER SONG: It isn't? Didn't you always say if it quacks like a duck?
BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: Well in this case, it's a Pond. And it's saying stupid things.
RIVER SONG: Sweetie, did you just call me stupid?
BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: Yes I did. Do I get a slap?
RIVER SONG: Yes you do.
BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: I welcome it. Lets me know I'm alive.
RIVER SONG: Shut up and kiss me.
BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: Course! Yes. Right!