|Bill Nye s ocean currents
Author: bttfmjffan PM
I watched today an episode of "Bill Nye the science guy". I forget the name of this episode. But I know there s a scene where he talked about ocean currents. I hope you like it, it s a bit short, but I think it doesn t matter. It s rating NC-17!Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10-01-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7427816
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Title: Bill Nye´s ocean currents
Rating: M (NC-17)
Word count: approximately 509 words
I watched today an episode of "Bill Nye the science guy". I forget the name of this episode. But I know there´s a scene where he talked about ocean currents. I hope you like it, it´s a bit short, but I think it doesn´t matter.
Bill Nye is standing behind a table in his lab. Two beaker with water and two little bowls with salt are placed on the table. "Here we have some coloured water", Bill said and pointed at the beaker.
"And here we have some salt." He took the two bowls with salt in his hands. "We suppose the salt is the equal amount of salt that is in the water. Which one is taste saltier?" He grinned. "Oh, let´s try it."
He poured the salt in the bowls and stirring it. One minute passed until he was finished. He took a deep breath. "That was easy", he said and held up a bowl.
"This one is saltier because it has the same amount of salt like the salt is in the water. Let´s say we´re around in the middle of the ocean. And the sun is shining down. What´s gonna happen? Well, some of the seawater is going to evaporate in the air. And the salt is gonna stay there. And the more salt is in the water, the heavier it weighs. So it sinks. See: Now the currents set up by warm and salty water sinking and rising in the ocean called thermohaline currents. Thermo that means heat, haline that means salt. Thermohaline currents made huge masses of seawater flowing huge currents all over the world. It´s salt, it´s thermohaline."
Bill poured the salty water in a nearby jar. "It´s salty", he said and drinking it. He spit the salt out of his mouth and right into the jar. "It is salt, but…" A silly idea came up to his mind.
"Hey, I have some salt in me, er, I mean something that tastes salty." His right hand is gliding down on himself. "It´s right here", he whispered slowly. "There." He grabbed himself through pants and lab coat. He moved his fingers to the buttons of his coat and opened it. Then he unbuttoned his pants and took himself out.
"Take a look at this: It´s my amazing penis of science", he said and running one hand over his growing erection. "It´s becoming more and more hard until I ejaculate. Wanna see it?"
Bill blushed lightly. He began stroking himself. He let his fingers brushing over the head of his erection and squeezed it.
"Yes", he said and brushed his fingers over the head. "It´s dirty what I do now in my lab, but I like it. It´s… oh… hot and I´m gonna come now."
He moaned loud when he came, feeling the liquid squirting all over his hands, pants and coat. He lifting his hands and looked at it. "Here you can see it: This white liquid is semen. It´s tastes like the salt in the water I demonstrated just now."
He sticked a finger in his mouth. "Yes, that´s the same taste."
"Well, that was our show, thanks for watching", he said as he pulled up his pants. "You excuse me, I have to wash my hands and go to have a bath. See ya."