|Roman Legion Toon
Author: Bubble Toon 7 PM
Parody of Roman Legion Hare. Erin is being chased by Pete who is trying to find a victum to feed to the pokemon.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10-05-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7439232
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Roman Legion Toon
Summary: Parody of Roman Legion Hare. Erin is being chased by Pete who is trying to find a victum to feed to the pokemon.
Rome 54 A.D.
We view Rome as the camera zooms a bit to see a sign saying Another Appian Freeway for your saftey with an arrow and under the arrow says Slow Chariots Keep Right. Now we see a Coliseum.
The camera fades a poster saying, Coliseum today Detriot Pokemon in Season Opener with a picture of vicious pokemon and under it says Undefeated pokemon out for first taste of victory, as shadows of auidence pass it.
"What a sight, the coliseum is packed to the brim." The sportscaster said in a radio-style. "A great day for the big event!"
The guards marched in playing the horn while the others marched with their spears.
"And here comes Empiress Nefara." The announcer called.
Horses pulled in a chariot with it's tail styled from a 1950s Cadillac. In the chariot was a Eygptain princess with teal hair with black and gold highlights in a ponytail through a gold headdress and a single braid, light purple eyes with red and gold eye makeup, a red diamond birthmark on the left cheeck, teal blue lipstick, and wears multiple bangles on her right arm, a large blue ring, red jewelled necklace, one pyramid shape and a snake earring, left arm is banadaged down to her waist, a short skirt made from bandages, a blue sash, a thick gold belt with asnake design curled around, a snake design strap handbag, and has high heel shoes which has teal colored king cobras; she's Nefara De Nile. She was sitting there as the auidence cheered.
Now the cmaera fades to see her looking around slightly.
"Empiress Nefara has finally consented to throw out the first victim." The announcer finishes.
"Okay, give me the victim. Give me the victim!" Nefara yelled like a whiny baby. "Come on!"
A guard, Pjcool, replied, "But ma'am, we're all out of victims."
"Out of victims?" Nefara asked. She then waved her arms before slamming them while yelling, "Captian of the Guards!"
Quickly, a fat humaniod cat, wearing warrior clothes named Pete came to her and saluted.
"Get me a victim right away or you'll be the victim!" Nefara ordered and pointed at Pete.
Pete jumped up in shock and zooms off-screen. He was running while he got mad.
"Doh, whatta grouch!" Pete yelled.
He stops and plays the horn which troops came out and clusmily formed a group.
"Fall in! Forward march!" Pete ordered.
Pete and the guards marched as Petet repeatedly said, "Hup, two, three, four!"
A bit far in a rabbit hole next to a tree, a girl popped out while eating an apple. The girl had dirty blonde hair in a ponytail, bluish-grey eyes with glasses, and wears a big pink long sleeve shirt, jeans, and purple open ankle boots with white socks; she is Erin Bobcat.
"Nah." Erin asked, eating an apple. "What's that?" Erin then smiles. "A parade! Oh boy I love parades."
Erin got out of the hole and goes to where the "parade" is. Pete and his men keep marching until Erin catches up and marches.
"Eh, what's up doc?" Erin asked Pete. "Roman Legion Convention or something?"
"No, it ain't no Roman Legion Convention. I gotta find a victim to feed to the pokemon." Pete replied, in a grumpy tone.
"Looks like your outta luck, doc." Erin said, eating the apple. "No one's around but me. So long." Erin walked off.
Pete stopped when she said that and smirked at her.
"Get that girl!" Pete ordered. "CHARGE!"
Pete and his troops ran after Erin who turns around to see them. She jumps with a start and runs away. Erin hides around a big wall and puts her foot in front of the entrance. The troops got tripped over by her foot with a crash. She smiles until Pete arrives making her turn to him.
"Oops." Erin gasped and ran off.
Pete chases after her. She ran by a horse and a chariot off-screen. Pete stopped and saw the chariot. He got on it thinking he'll catch up to her with it.
"Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, mule! Hiya, hiya, hiya, mule!" Pete ordered which made the horse open his eyes and zooms away making Pete stand in mid-air and stretches him back into the chariot. Pete got up and see the chariot pass Erin who is running.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, mule! Whoa, mule!" Pete ordered the mule pulling on the reins. When the horse stopped, the chariot flipped over the other side and crashing off-screen.
Erin saw this with the apple. "Eh, these hot rod kids." Erin said to the auidence.
"Yah moth eatin' brat!" Pete yelled with his helment made him short and over him while trying to slice Erin with his sword who dodges. "I'll slice yah into rivens!"
Erin ran off making him spin around and fell down getting out of the helment. He got up glaring at her as he grabbed a club and chases after her. They chased to the coliseum and into it's labyrinth where a sign says Beware of the Pokemon. Erin ran by a cage which holds a Nidoking. Pete came by and stops in front of the cage.
"Now where'd that skunk of a harpy go?" Pete asked.
"Nidoking!" The Nidoking roared scaring Pete dropping his club.
Pete saw the Nidoking and got mad as he got the club. "Why you mangy, fang-toothed critter!" Pete slam his club on Nidoking making him dizzy. "Take that! Maybe that'll learn yah to keep your big mouth shut!" Pete then looked around. "That long ponytail vormit's around here somewhere."
Erin turns a wheel which slowly opens the Nidoking's cage. It roared again making Pete scared. Pete turned to the Nidoking and slams his club on it again.
"How many times do I have to tell you..." Pete slowly hits him when he realizes the Nidking's out. "...to... shutty... up..."
When he stops, the Nidoking roared and Pete ran off as it chased after him. Pete went to a door, closed it, and slammed the plank on the door to lock it. Nidoking's arms keep trying to come out.
Unknown to Pete he's standing on a small carpet as Nidoking's hand grabbed it. "Wait will I lay my hands on that shrew, I'll-" Petegot zipped under the door and beatng and roaring noises were heard until they stopped. The Nidoking pushed the carpet back up with a beaten up Pete who looks dizzy.
Erin goes up the stairs but gasp as she turns around and ran down with Pete after her again. Erin goes in a door and closes shut making Pete ran into it dropping his sword and helment. Inside, Erin looks at the room. She jumps and backs up because there was some large and some vicious pokemon; Nidokings, Nidoqueens, Zoroarks, Carracostas, Drapions, Garchomps, Vespiquens, Rampardos, Luxrays, Absols, Venusaurs, Charizards, Sevipers, Arboks, Ekans, and Salamence. Lucky for her, they are sleeping.
Back out the door, Pete puts his helment back on and marches inside the room before closing the door. He glared at Erin but jumps to see Erin tip-toeing pass the pokemon. She shush at him to not wake them up as he tip-toes after her. Erin climbs up the ladder while Pete keeps sneaking away. A clock was dangling down by a string towards the room. It rang making Pete stop and waking the pokemon up making Pete look at them.
On the top Erin was holding the string until she drops it, and used her foot to put the lid on the hole before leaving. The pokemon was viciously attacking Pete with their powers and attacks. The lid pops out as Pete try to get out but keeps pulling back in twice. He finally escapes as a Charizards arm was trying to find him until Pete slam and stomped the lid on.
Pete goes runs off to find Erin until he stops to see a pit of pokemon glaring at him. On the other side, Erin stood there with her hand on the wall.
"How now brown cow?" Erin asked.
"No tall, blonde, four-eyed Amazon can't out fox Pete the captian of the guards!" Pete yelled.
He ran off-screen and came back with stilts.
"Okay girly. Now let's see who's the smartest?" Pete asked, smirking.
Erin pretended sighed in defeat. "Oh, it looks like you out smarted me. Oooh whoo with me."
As Pete makes his way across with stlits, the pokemon try to reach him. Pete stops and grabs his club.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Pete yelled slamming his club on a Luxray. "Shut up!"
Erin was holding axes and saws. "Here guys." Erin drops them to the pokemon.
Pete gasped as the pokemon used the tools to cut the stilts. Pete tries to go back but he went down off-screen. We hear roaring until Pete, all beaten up, ran in mid-air and on the other side.
"I hates girls." Pete said, dizzy.
Erin goes to a door.
"I better get outta here while the gettin's good." Erin said, opening the door and goes in.
Pete goes into the door and slams the plank on it before leaving. Where Erin is, she ran off but she stops to hear cheering. She accidently got herself in the middle of the arena.
Pete victoriously joins Nefara in her box.
"There's your victim your Nefara-ship." Pete saluted.
"Release the pokemon!" Nefara ordered.
The gates open and the pokemon, roaring and yelling, ran out. Erin screams and protects herself but for some reason the pokemon rushed by her.
"Huh?" Erin looks up and turns to see why the pokemon missed her. Nefara and Pete jumped a bit and ran off as the pokemon climbed up after them. They both climbed up on a tall cloumn and reached the top.
Erin puts on a Roman crown and says, "Well like the Romans always say E. Pluribus Uranium."
Nefara and Pete hugged each other. The column Nefara and Pete were on is being chopped down by the pokemon's attack. Pete puts his helment on his heart while Nefara plays "Taps" on a fiddle await their fate. We hear roaring until the cartoon faded black.
(A/N) Don't worry they aren't really eaten just wind up in hospital for weeks. Goodnight)