Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious

Andre could see Jade was not in a good mood. He decided to be bold and take one for the team. If she didn't get some attention soon computers would be broken and GOD knows what else.

"In a bad mood," he asked her

"Wow you're sharp," Jade said sarcastically, "How the hell am I supposed to feel"

"No... no I agree with you"

Beck looked up at Andre curiously

"You do," he asked

"Oh so NOW you decide to talk," Jade said sarcastically

"I got this," Andre told Beck, "Right now it's an A and B conversation so you should for your own safety C your way out of it"

Beck looked at him and then left.

"So," Andre said, "Want to tell me why you're so mad?"

"DO I WANT TO TELL YOU WHY I'M SO MAD," Jade repeated, "Are you blind? Did you not just see the argument between me and Beck and how he's been ignoring me for the last 17 seconds!"

"Well," Andre said, "You could have been nice"

"I WAS TRYING TO BE," Jade said

"Yeah I know," Andre replied, "But I've seen your soft side and I know Beck has seen your soft side"

"Yeah well I don't show it too often. WHO THE HELL DID HE THINK HE WAS ANYWAY? There's a lot better ways that he could get me to do what he wants me to do then the way he's been going about it!"

"Well like what? What would be a better way for him to get you to shut up today?"

"He could have kissed me," Jade said.

"Yeah that would be a better way," Andre admitted, "Look I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Beck... he's a guy"

"Oh trust me I know that," Jade said, "I've seen his manhood"

"Okay I so didn't need to know that," Andre said, "What I mean is that guys don't have the same understanding that girls do. They are a little more tribal animals. Guys don't think positive for the most part"

"Neither do I," Jade said, "But I wouldn't have done what he did"

"Really? Hmmm cause I remember the day that he got mad at you, you keyed his car just three hours later"

"I was wazzed," Jade said, "and I was burning with anger. I was still feeling bad. I couldn't let him get away with doing that"

"But see that's the point," Andre said, "He wasn't thinking just like you weren't thinking when you keyed his car"

"Whatever," Jade said, "Right now he'll be lucky if I don't key his nuts"

"Jade come on," Andre said, "You're better then that"

"Maybe," she acknowledge, "a little"

Beck looked at Jade.

"Okay," he said, "You can get up now and apologize to Tori"

"Yeah I'll get up but I am NOT apologizing to Vega"

"Dude," Andre said, "That' taking it a little too far"

"Thank you Andre," Jade said, "Someone gets me even if it isn't my boyfriend"