This was randomly inspired once I met several people who really enjoyed Medaka Box and wanted to come up with their own Abnormality, or, in some cases, their lack of them. If you haven't read Medaka Box, I suggest that you do, because I'm about to completely screw this plotline. For one thing, I'm delaying the appearance of the Not-Equals, and for another, about half my characters will be crazy to some extent~! Anyway, enjoy it as much as you can~!

Medaka signed papers at breakneck speed, completely ignoring the awed looks of Kikaijima, Zenkichi, and Akune. Misogi simply shrugged, sorting through the numerous pages she tossed to him. After several moments of silence, Zenkichi decided to break the silence.

"Um...Medaka-chan? Why are we here at 6 in the morning?" He stopped talking when Medaka looked at him sternly.

"Then none of you know?"

The four council members shook their heads. She sighed dramatically, putting her pen down. "Due to excitement in the school these past few days..." She aimed a look at Misogi, who smiled innocently, "We have only just been notified that a large group of students is wanting to transfer here."

"Medaka-chan." Akune raised his hand, immediately putting it back down. Being around Medaka was like being around a teacher. "Just how big is 'large'?"

There was a long pause. Medaka suddenly broke into her demon-like grin, laughing quietly. "Well, it appears that you'll just have to find out, Secretary Akune."

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"She can't be serious," Zenkichi muttered, running a hand through his hair as he stared at the tall stack of folders. "There is no way that there is this much information on the new students." He hefted the stack into his arms, hurrying down the hall. He bumped into someone, carefully turning to apologize.

"Shiranui!" The tiny girl picked herself off the floor and continued munching on her meat bun.

"Looks like the little princess is working you hard, Zenkichi!" She laughed as he tried to maintain his angry glare. She grabbed a folder, leafing through it.

"H-Hey! That's classified!"

"Oh, come on, Zenkichi! Aren't you at least a little curious about these new students?" She turned the folder around, but he pulled it out of her hand and put it back on the stack.

"Sure I am! But Medaka-chan would kill me if she knew I didn't follow orders." He continued down the hallway as Shiranui stuck out her tongue.

"Spoilsport!"

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On the first day of the second term, Medaka had really outdone herself. The massive group of new students was awe-inspiring. Misogi suddenly appeared Zenkichi, scaring the living daylights out of him. 「Zenkichi-chan~! Medaka-chan told me to bring these to you. You might as well study up, some of these new students are pretty interesting~!」

He handed a relatively small stack of folders to him, bouncing off and grinning like an idiot. Zenkichi flipped open one, glancing through all of them. A few names really stood out to him, along with the faces.

He set the folders down on Medaka's chair, peering out into the crowd and picking out each student.

Charly, "Friendly Smoke." Her big grin and wandering eyes explained the little note in her folder.

Kogamo, "Dark Shadow." She seemed relaxed and quiet.

Haruka, "Sixth Oracle." She kept frowning and tugging at her skirt.

Vega, "Seer." He spun something in his hand and gazed around while looking supremely bored.

Kentra, "Blue Joker." She pulled out a book and began reading.

SamRye, "Katana King." He kept unsheathing his sword at anyone who got too close.

Zenkichi watched Medaka kick Misogi off the stage for some remark, contemplating the six students. They were interesting, to say the least.

According to the files, all of them had gone to the same school. Interaction was a given. So why were they so far away from one another...?

His eyes widened as it hit him. They're standing apart on purpose! Looking carefully, he noticed that they were all spaced out at the same distance from one another. But why? he thought as Medaka tapped the microphone.

"Welcome to all the new students! I'm pleased to be the one welcoming you to our humble school! I'm Medaka Kurokami, the Student Council President!"

There was a small cheer. Medaka was obviously disgruntled, carrying on with her speech with a visible twitch on her forehead. After calling a short break, she got down from the stage and punched Misogi before he even opened his mouth. Kikaijima hid behind Akune quickly.

Zenkichi worked up a little nerve and spoke as quickly as he could while still being understandable. "Medaka-chan! I noticed something about six of the students, but it doesn't seem that important and-!" She cut him short by raising a hand.

"I noticed as well, but I wasn't sure if it was truly just me or a real intriguing fact. Oh, and Zenkichi, only those six are actually joining our school. The rest came here for a some reason that I do not know of..."

As she finished her sentence there was a loud crash. Medaka spun around to see two students go flying. She raced towards whatever the source was, Zenkichi and the rest right behind her.

The scene they discovered was odd, to say the least.

SamRye was pinned to the ground by the combined strength of Kogamo, Vega, Haruka, and Charly while Kentra stood on her hands, chatting with him.

Medaka was about to charge forward and fix the problem, but Misogi put his hand in front of her. 「Medaka-chan, I think this will be extremely interesting...Why not watch for a while?」

She huffed, pushing his arm away but watching all the same.

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"You know, Rye-kun, it isn't a good idea to be throwing people around before school even starts~!"

SamRye growled at her, straining against the other four. "I don't care! Both of them are going to get it..." He sat up, throwing the other four back a few paces. "GOOD!"

He was pinned to the ground again before he could take another step.

"Rye-kun! Why don't I treat you to some food? Hmm? I know you'll like it!" Kentra smiled brightly at him, earning a low groan.

"Do you think you can bribe me? Stop screwing with me, Ken-chan!" He managed to work one hand free, grabbing her wrist. "Now get out of my way!"

Kentra's smiling face remained the same. Tugging her hand from his grip, she easily balanced on her remaining hand. "Not even for a meatball sandwich?"

He stopped thrashing around, looking away and blushing lightly. "F-fine. Just get them off me."

Well, um...I'm not sure where this is going, I swear. Although, I can tell you that there will be lots of fun and randomness. In case you're lazy, I'm point out my OCs for you. Kentra, Charly, Kogamo, Haruka, SamRye, and Vega. Actually, five of these characters were created by other people who didn't mind me borrowing them for the sake of Fanfictions. Anyway, ENJOY~!