|Bill nye's facebook
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THings get whacky when bill nye starts an arguement on facebook between young children cartoon charactarsRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10-13-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7462396
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BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY AND SOME SUPRISE VISITORS HAD A CONVERSATION ON FACEBOOK?
WE WILL FIND OUT SOON
Bill: Hello I discovered a new polarity and velocity theory.
Barney: I love you!.
Bill: I still havent found a cure for barneys brain yet.
Barney: Were a happy family.
Elmo: Shut up barney people like my world better besides I have a fish and you have a whole bunch of little brats.
Cookie monster: COOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEE!
Elmo: Mozilla Firefox doesnt collect cookies
Cookie monster: AWWWWWWWWWWWWw
Big Bird: Im a big bird and your all small.
Barney: your the size and shape of a bird to me.
Big Bird: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Big Bird: I look like that to everyone dufus.
Oscar: I like hiding in trash cans.
Elmo: Oscar stop doing drugs in my trash cans.
Barney: IN A TRASH CAN?
The Count: I will count pints as I sink your blood sing with me: 1 2 3 4 5 10 3 5 2 1 6 7 2 43 3 2 62 46 3434.
Bill: Reverse Polarity 7.94 From gravity force 0.000454 and divide it by 3.63 and multiply by E and subtract m divide speed of light squared and if you change force chambers to these settings and configurations you will conquer gravity.
Bill: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY.
Big bird: BRB Gotta crap on elmo's car.
Towelee(fromsouthpark): DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL.
BIG BIRD: ?HMMMMM
Towelee: Always make sure to bring a towel.
Towelee: wanna get high.
Bill: bill bill bill bill 484 949 393 48494 48884 and that is pi square root to the 65th power times 93 to the power of 34th pi subdivision.
Elmo: Bill always has to pay the repo man because his name gets him in trouble.
Barney: I love you.
Towelee: Oscar wanna come to my place.
Barney Loves This
Elmo: By brother is evil emo elmo.
Barney: Elmo I wanna give you a hug.
Big bird: im back.
Towlee: did you take a towel?
Big Bird: Yes...
Towelee: no you didnt.
Big bird: :Q :)
Big bird: YOU STALKER.
Towelee: ELMO IS A STALKER.
ELMO: ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! WHERE IS MY BLUE CRAYON.
ELMO: ELMO's world.
Dora: Vominos lets go.
Elmo: OH GOD SOMEONE GET A MOD IN HERE.
Barney: ok I will right now.
Barney Status Has Changed: Getting the crazy little brat outta here.
Bob(thebuilder): whats the problem here.
Bob: OHHHHHHHHHHH I SEEEEE.
Dora has been kicked from room for incorrect language and bs.
Bob: is that all here.
Boots: why did you kick dora.
DORA HAS BEEN PERMABANNED FROM FACEBOOK FOR INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE.
BOOTS HAS BEEN PERMABANNED FROM FACEBOOK FOR STUPID REASONING.
Bob: Now if all the retards are done with the inappropriate language ill be on my way.
Elmos: Bob the stoner can we smoke it yes we can.
Elmo has received a 3 point 4 day infraction for revealing bob's secret
Barney: LOL ALL THE STUPID LITTLE RETARDS ARE OUT.
is a disease that involves being a retarded homosapien.
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Teletubbys: I like the flowers
Teletubbys have received an internet Ban Using telnet commands.
Melanie Harmon Read This Fanfiction Since all you do is read in your life XD
EPIC FAIL BARNEY's Internet Crashed
Bill nye eventually got taken by nazis for information about how to mate 4 monkeys at once
Bob the builder died from lung cancer
dora eventually commited suicide
Boots married the grumpy old troll.
Big bird and towelee got stoned.
Oscar Stayed Alive and well because he hid from the fascists... in a garbage can.