A/N: First songfic ever so this probably isn't very good! Please be gentle! Constructive criticism is welcome.

I was bored today when I decided to listen to the instrumental version of Daughter of Evil. I immediately thought of the Future Warden (because he waged war on the whole world and WON. Now he rules the world) from Superjail. I decided to rewrite the song so it revolved around him. That is where this came from.

Yes, this is to the tune of Daughter of Evil, and I'd like to mention that there is very slight Warden/Stingray and Mistress/Stingray (even though that pairing makes no sense) in this. Enjoy, guys!

So, shall we begin?

*music cue*

A far, far way in the time that is to-be

There was a kingdom that was the world, you see

And the ruler whose father's jail had been bequeathed [to him]

A man who had a gap in his teeth

So many things littered his abode

His she-male servant who's true gender to him was unknown

Jared was what his assistant was named

The whole world and its people is what he claimed

If he's short on something, that's no fearful thing

He'll take it from those he dangles on a string

To those who are begging near his boots

They can go and tidy up his suit

"Now, bow down to me."

Evil power

Quickly it blooms

With an array of colorful doom

And the servants who loyally stay

They could live or die and he wouldn't care either way

The ruler felt a love for a man

Named Stingray, but he wasn't really much a fan

Instead he chose the ruler's enemy

The Mistress, who he hates greatly

The ruler knew of their love and was enraged

He called his assistant watching the caged [prisoners]

And he told him in his softest voice

"Have the Mistress killed then I'll finally rejoice."

The Mistress' body lay limp on the ground

Her voice would not make another sound

The woman whose death included so much pain

Didn't get pity from the man who'd slain

"Oh, it's new prisoner time."

Evil power

Quickly it blooms

With an array of bloody doom

Though the ruler was quite refined

His kingdom had been driven into decline

To destroy the ruler was no simple task

But the people could no longer wear their mask

Like a flock of vultures they fought back

And were led by Stingray clad in yellow and black

All the anger had built over the years

It now consumed them without any fears

But the army of the ruler was much, much too strong

And most were killed before long

Once they fell, Stingray snuck into the ruler's large fort

He ran as quickly as he could because he knew his time was short

With the soldiers occupied, the ruler couldn't pose a fight

And was captured in the night

"You insolent man!"

Evil power

Quickly it blooms

With an array of hopeless doom

How the paradise he made for himself

Shattered like glass that fell from a crooked shelf

A far, far way into the time that is to-be

There was a kingdom that was the world, you see

And the ruler whose father's jail had been bequeathed [to him]

A man who had a gap in his teeth

The ruler was to be executed quickly in secret

And his expression was completely devoid of regret

The man who was once great royalty

Could find no one with loyalty

Finally, the time came

To the ruler, Stingray's plan sounded rather lame

The ruler was bored, waiting for it to be done

Stingray then finished loading his gun

"Die, you bastard."

BANG.

Evil power

No longer blooms

With an array of sorrowful doom

Now people speak of him without a second thought

The Warden has received what he has always fought