OH HAI.

Yeah...for anyone waiting for an update on "Vocaloid: A Tale of Insanity from master's POV" it' not coming. Ever. All my ideas for that story came a lot later than what I had written. SO ALL THOSE IDEAS ARE ONESHOTS NOW. :D

Disclaimer: Alll Vocaloids mentioned are not my property. Except for the me in this story, because in the story I'm the Master...know what, never mind...

If there was one truth all people could agree on, one that could never be proven false, it was that Meiko was the worst driver on Earth.

"SEMI TRUCK! SEMI TRUCK! TURN ALREADY!"

Usually when the Vocaloid family had to leave the house, they got Kaito or Luka to drive. They knew it was wrong to go 95 in a 30 MPH zone.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

So how Meiko managed to get in the driver's seat for a trip to the supermarket, no one knows.

"CRAM IT AND LET ME FOCUS!" Meiko hit the accelerator harder, swerving and making the van do a donut on the highway. Yes, a van. Somehow the homicidal driver got to drive a van big enough for an 8 person family.

"MEIKO, SLOW DOWN!" Kaito gripped the passenger seat for dear life, screaming and tightening his seatbelt while hitting an imaginary break with his foot.

In the next row of seats, Luka sat with a bored look and crossed arms. Rin and Len sat either side of Master, all three of them gripping each other for dear life and screaming. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! OUR BODIES ARE GOING TO HIT THE PAVEMENT AND WE'LL BE REDUCED TO SUPERMARKET MEAT! I'VE SEEN THE PICTURES ONLINE, THEY AREN'T PRETTY!"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! LEN, DO SOMETHING!"

"WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?"

"DIE IN MY PLACE!"

"WHAT?"

In the last row, Miku was treating the whole experience like a carnival ride. She screamed, but it was in joy. "THIS IS BETTER THAN A ROLLERCOASTER! HUH, GAKU-CHAN? Gaku-chan? Gakupo?"

The purple haired samurai was ill, on the verge of passing out. He had left his stomach in the driveway.

VRRRRRRRRRR!

SLAM!

"There, we made it. See, no harm done!" Meiko grinned. All the occupants of the car unbuckled and ran out of the car, kissing the ground or vomiting in the nearest trashcan.

"LAND!" Rin tried to hug the pavement. "I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN!"

"Meiko, give me the keys." Luka held her free hand out. The other arm was being held onto by the scared 16 year old girl they called Master. "I'm driving us home."

"What? But I didn't even hit another car this time!"

"Meiko, Rin is kissing pavement and Master is about to go in a coma. Keys, now."

"But-"

"JUST GIVE HER THE KEYS, WOMAN!" Kaito yelled.

Meiko grumbled, but complied. "...how about next time I-"

A loud chorus of "NO!" ran through the parking lot.

I'm in the middle of writing for the Danny Phantom fandom right now, so expect sparing updates. But chances are I'll try to spoil you.

SO REVIEW.