Author: MackyMouse49 PM
Sasuke Uchiha is just an average boy with a problem. Actually let's make that two, a kitsune named Naruto and a failing succubus who goes by the name Sakura. As soon as these demons arrive, Sasuke starts to experience one crazy, messed-up life.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Friendship - Sasuke U. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11-23-11 - Published: 11-11-11 - id: 7541843
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Konichiwa, Prince Mocha here with a brand new story. I had this idea in mind for quite a while now and it's time, I wrote it down on paper! Erm, well on FanFiction. So enjoy the story of Mr. DuckButt and His Demon Friends.
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. As much as I want to own it, I have a world to conquer.
*This chapter is a prolouge of Sasuke's younger days. When he met his demon "friends", Sakura and Naruto. Let me tell you this now, Sakura is a succubus (I couldn't find any other female demons) and Naruto is a kitsune.
*Be aware that I'll use strong language. I mean, really strong language.
*No romance, ick! I hate romance! But there will be crushes and stuff.
*This story won't have a REAL plot to it. It's just humorous stuff that I wrote down.
*I might use Japanese Honorifics. I MIGHT!
*Last warning I promise, there would be hints of BL (yaoi). It will fail though because I never wrote yaoi in my entire life.
Now enjoy the story of Mr. DuckButt and his Demon Friends!
Prolouge (Sort Of)
'Aikotoba wa: Afuro to Gunso
AFURO! (afro) GUNSO! (gunso), 3, 2, 1, Faiya!'
The ringing of the black phone on the kitchen counter boomed loudly in the residents of the Uchiha's. It echoed throughout the kitchen and a raven haired boy with a unique hairstyle jumped up from his seat and stood up, following the sound of the music.
"Mommy, phone!" The voice of the cute, infamous 5-year-old Sasuke Uchiha sang. He giggled to the funny ringtone and ran over to his mother who was in the living room watching a boring reality show about a woman who bitches about her life and how "terrible" it is.
"Mommy! Mommy!" The boy chanted. "Your phone, your phone!" He jumped of excitement.
The woman turned slowly to see her youngest son jumping up and down as if he just act the last of the Halloween candy.
"Sasuke, dear. What is it?" The mother, Mikoto Uchiha, spoke gently to her hype son.
"Your cellphone, Mommy! I-It say funny words. L-like "A-afuro"! What's a "afuro", Mommy! Is it a candy? I enjoy candy! Mommy, can Itachi-nii take me to get candy one day?" The boy said, tilting his head cutely as his mother chuckled at his behavior.
"Maybe, Sasuke. Why don't you ask him. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to take you." She said, giving a gentle smile.
Sasuke nodded his head as he skipped back to the kitchen with his mother. Mikoto picked up her ringing phone and answered it while watching her son climb up on a chair and stand on it, grabbing a pink crayon and drawing a special picture.
"Moshi, Moshi." She whispered into the phone, hugging herself with her left arm. A few moments later, her eyes widen in shock.
Sasuke gripped onto the orange fox in his hand as he watched his mom pace back and forth gathering things. He tiltled his head in confusion. "M-mommy, what's going on? Are you okay? Where's Daddy?" He spoke, wiping his eyes with the back of his hands.
Mikoto wiped her hands onto her light-yellow apron. She bit her thumb as she looked down at her worried son. "Nothing, Honey. I'm fine." She smiled calmly. "Your father however..." Her voice trialed off as her smile faded into a weak frown. She swallowed hard and spoke softly. "Your father... well... he's in bad condition right now."
"Like sick?" Sasuke asked, blinking.
"Y-yeah, Sasuke. Sick..." Salty, wet tears poured down the woman's face as she covered her mouth with her hand. She couldn't bear having her youngest son seeing her like this; weak and depressed. "I-I'm sorry Sasuke, you should go take a nap now..."
"Okay, Mommy." Sasuke whispered, hugging his mother's leg with a small smile. "And Mommy?" He looked up at his sobbing mother.
"Yes?" She spoke, her voice cracking as she did.
"I love you."
"Sasuke, you should be more like your brother, Itachi." An old lady spoke as she stroked a gray cat on her lap.
"But Aunt Uruchi, Itachi-nii is a meanie face. He always teases me and calls me Saucey! He and his mean friends." Sasuke complained to the white haired woman.
"Sasuke, your eleven now. You should be mature by now." The lady said with a nod.
"But, I don't want to be mature! I want to be a kid! Forever!" He yelled, scooting out of his chair and running out his chair with tears filling his onyx eyes.
"Mister, are you okay?" A tiny voice spoke to Sasuke as he cried underneath a tree as rain pounded onto the green grass.
"I'm fine!" Sasuke said strongly as he looked up to see a bright pink haired girl with green eyes wearing a short red cheongsam with white circular designs with long sleeves. On her head was dark brown circular brown horns similar to a sheep and a red ribbon pulling back her hair. Sasuke gasped and fell backwards as he noticed the girl had black bat like wings behind her back and a long, thin tail that ended with a heart-shaped tip.
The girl blinked and giggled at the raven boy's reaction. "I'm sorry, Mama told me this might happened if I approached a human unexpectedly." She said, holding out her hand to help him up.
Sasuke scooted backwards until his back hit the tree behind him. "B-back away, from me!" He said, grabbing for a stick.
The girl pouted and stood up straight with her hands on her hips. "Don't worry, . I promise I won't bite you." She muttered.
Sasuke's eye twitched. Mr. DuckButt? What kind of name is that? He shook his head. "Look, I should get going. My Aunt must be looking for me." He mumbled, getting up and sending the girl a glare.
"Oh wait! You can't go now! I need to ask you a favor." The girl said, swaying her tail side to side.
"What kind of favor?" Sasuke asked, raising a brow.
The pink hair girl smirked. "I need you to sleep with me."
OUTRO OF DARKNESS! Haha, I give you a beautiful cliffhanger. And also, I won't introduce our favorite Kitsune until later. Reviews are nice to have. Flames are nice. Writing Tips are love. Thanks for reading, sorry if it sucked.