Ricky time!

"Where the fuck are my smokes?", The orange haired male screamed at the albino man.

"I don't fucking know you dip shit.", Heine said monotony at the raving Badou, who was searching frantically through his green trench coat pockets trying to find at least a small dose of nicotine.

"Fucking help me find them then god dammit Heine!" ,Badou whined while shooting a desperate glance at the shorter male. Finally finding the pack of smokes he was looking for.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK GOD DAMMIT!", Badou wailed while falling to his knees dropping the empty pack on the cold ground.

" Its empty, completely empty.", Heine chuckled looking at the depressing empty pack on the ground slowly crushing it with his boot.

" What the fuck are you laughing at you fucking dickhead?", Badou said as he glared at the other male a look of seething in his eye. Heine met those hateful eyes grinning playfully as he did so.

" I just think it is , sooo funny to see you in pain, my dear eye patch-sama." , Heine could not help but laugh as he said this. He knew that Badou would continue to bitch about not having smokes but hey what did a quick boot to the face not solve!

" Fuck you Heine!", whined Badou even louder now, knowing that maybe if he bugged Heine enough he could get a pack of smokes outta him.

" Hey Heine can you maybe sport me the money to get smokes please!" ,begged Badou desperately needing the sweet rush of nicotine in his veins. He stared at the albino man hoping to get what he wanted. Badou continued to stare with pleading eyes.

" What the fuck will i get out of it dip shit?", Heine gave a cocky grin while he asked this, staring the orange haired male. He really didn't want to ,but if it got Badou to cease whining even for a hour then he would do it.

" What ever the hell you need man, i know some girls across the apartment from mine, or the gay couple next door if your into that, I'll shine your boots or do your laundry." Badou stated hoping that this would be enough, and also hoping to also hoping that maybe his lover would ask for sex.

"Well i have an idea", Heine gave a big smile and started leading Badou to the church.

Badou hated this extremely, but he really needed the cigarettes badly. He looked down at himself still in complete shock at what the albino wanted him to do or wear. Badou was currently wearing a black tight dress with poofy white sleeves with a purple ruffle like tutu for the bottom, it had purple small bows lining the waist with a bigger bow sash snug around his waist tying in the back elegantly. the purple thigh high stockings Badou thought were the worst to get on. Playing with the purple bow tied around is neck he looked at himself in the mirror at his pigtails with purple ribbons to match of course as Heine said. Badou checked the shoes which were a deep purple flat with a little bow on top.

Damn Heine is a Lolita thought the ginger bitterly. Badou was enraged he swore if there was a camera or if that so called priest was here he would kill himself. This was bad enough, was this payment to for the shit he has done, he isn't sure.

"Badou-chan come out now!" , Crooned Heine, he couldn't believe that Badou was this desprete for a pack of cigarettes.

"Fuck you Heine, you fuckin' pervert Lolita!" , yelled Badou right back at Heine. Badou stepped out into the lit room in the back of the church where they were currently at.

Heine swore under his breath. Badou looked dare he say it kinda hot, Heine stared at the other man in pure total shock. Badou grinned while playing with his pigtails wrapping the hair around his fingers.

" What Heine do i look to good in this you sick fuck!", Badou laughed at the look on Heine's thinking maybe we should have got this kinky before. He slowly strode over to where Heine was still dumbstruck. He cocked one slim slender hip out placing one hand on it.

"Awww Heine still lost for fucking words that is funnier then hell!", chuckled Badou teasingly, grinning down at the poor albino. Badou pinched Heine's cheek giggling still. Heine snapped out of his daze to do a full on death glare at Badou. Taking both of his hands he roughly pulled Badou's ginger locks closure so he and Badou were now face to face with barely any centimeters between their lips.

" You gonna be a bitch not kiss me dip shit."

Rough lips clashed with the gingers slamming them into the closet wall. Tongues met, teeth clinked together, while the pairs lips were conjoined. They dou pulled after, the sound of hard breathing was the only sound in the room. The bridge of saliva that connected their lips broke both pairs of hungry eyes watched the bridge break.

Coughing begun from the other side of the room. The pair of lovers looked up at the pair 4 faces, 3 were shocked, and 1 was smiling.

"Why hello there boys would you retain from reproducing in my church please and thank you!" , Bishop said happily while he walked away.

Nill was red and very confused as a babbling Mihai led her away glad for once that she could not talk or else there would be uncomfortable questions. Naoto just stared and slowly left the room hoping she never has to see that again.

"So Heine wanna continue what we started?", Badou asked suggestively with a pelvic thrust just to emphasize his point.

" They killed it, I'm not in the fuckin mood any more dip shit so go put your motherfucking pants on and lets go get you cigarettes.", Heine said rage-fully, he hated being interrupt and now every one know about him and that fucktard ginger today couldn't get any worse.

" But Heine i want sex!" ,whined Badou.

Oh yes it could get worse, Badou was silenced by a boot to the face

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