[Emily's POV]

"Kellin! Where are you! I told you to pack, did you?"

Kellin poked his three-year old head out of his bedroom, "Mommy! I don't know how to pack…"

I groaned, "Dezi! Go help Kellin pack!"

"No Mommy," she whined, "I'm packing my bag!"

"I'm packing Daddy and I's bag, help him, please? For me?"

She gave me an 'Itachi Glare' and said, "For Daddy only."

Itachi turned around, "Dezirae. Pack your brother's bag. Mommy's busy."

Dezirae smiled, "Okay Daddy!"

I sighed, "She loves you more than me."

Itachi hugged me from behind and laid his chin on my shoulder, "No she doesn't."

I almost had a heart attack, "I guess you're right."

He smiled and finished packing, "I can't wait to see everyone."

I nodded, "It's been five years since I've seen the girls. I wonder how they're doing."

[Kelsey's POV]

"JASH! YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"

CRASH!

SLAM!

"JASHIN DAMN YOU JIN!"

I ran out into the hall and grabbed the boys by the collars, hoisting them into the air.

"I swear to Jashin, you boys… If you don't stop you won't be able to sit down for a year."

They simultaneously gulped and I dropped them, "Finish packing."

They scampered off to their rooms and I sighed at the mess in the hall.

I looked around for the things they broke and I froze when I got to it.

They broke it.

They broke our first anniversary gift.

The vase.

They… broke it…

I clenched my fists.

I screamed, "JASH! JIN!"

They took off running and I chased after them.

[Dutch's POV]

"Katsu, help your siblings pack!"

Katsu groaned and stomped off to Dei and Sora.

I rolled my eyes and continued packing Deidara and I's bag.

"KATSU!"

Katsu jumped as she normally did, but we heard an explosion, so she wasn't worried anymore.

Deidara came running in, "Dutchy, un! Look!"

He grabbed me by the arm and took me outside.

I squealed with delight, "Oh Dei-kun! It's magnificent! Woof!"

He hugged me and we ran back inside, "Hurry up! We're leaving now!"

[Christy's POV]

"Danna," I cried, "We need to hurry!"

Sasori came out, already packed, "I've been done for a few minutes. The kids were misbehaving."

My eyes widened, "You didn't hit them did you?"

He shrugged, "They won't do it again."

I raced into the room and hugged my crying babies, "Oh, mommy's here! Daddy didn't mean to, right?"

Sky sniffed, "But, but… Scorpio said that daddy wouldn't care…"

I shushed her and hugged her closer.

Scorpio groaned and pushed away, "Mom! Don't hug me like that."

I frowned at my son and he stormed out of the room.

I grabbed Sky and Sandy's hands as I followed them to the car.

[Lily's POV]

"When do you think they'll be here," I asked.

Pein shrugged, "Soon."

I smiled nervously, "I haven't seen them in five years."

He nodded and then a little orange-haired girl with slightly tanned skin came bounding in, "Mommy!"

I smiled and picked her up, "Hello Rayne!"

She pulled back from my embrace, "When will the other little boys and girls be here?"

I shrugged, "Whenever."

"Can I dress up the boys in dresses?"

I laughed, "No, but the little girls might want to play princesses."

She frowned, "But daddy and I play princess!"

Pein shuddered, "Honey, play with the little girls… Daddy doesn't want to play princess."

She sniffled, "But Daddy." Pein froze, "I… Err… OH LOOK SOMEONE IS HERE!"

[Emily's POV]

I knocked on the door anxiously, Itachi and the kids behind me.

The door flew open and Pein pulled us all in.

"Oh dear," I cried as I fell forward.

I grabbed onto something, and realized I grabbed onto Lily.

"LILY!"

"EMILY!"

I hugged her tightly and she hugged back just as tight.

I smiled widely, "I missed you so much!"

She giggled, "I missed you-ARE THOSE YOUR CHILDREN!"

She let go and I flailed my arms, "Yeah!"

I righted myself and saw a five year old combination of Lily and Pein looking curiously up at me.

I squatted down, "What's your name?"

She glared at me, "Play princess with me or die."

I faceplanted.

The doorbell rang and I scurried over to it, "I'll get it!"

[Kelsey's POV]

Dementia in my arms, I nearly dropped her as I saw Emily.

"EMILY!"

"KELSEY!"

"KELSEY?"

"LILY!"

I hugged Emily first, then Lily.

Hidan hugged everyone too, just the girls though.

He didn't like Itachi or Pein that much.

I hugged Itachi and Pein, though.

I had too!

I hadn't seen them in forever!

"This little girl is Dementia."

Everyone faceplanted and I looked around, "What?"

"D-Dementia," Lily sweatdropped.

I grinned.

"The other two twin brats are Jin and Jash."

"Jash and Jin," Jash cried.

"I like Jin and Jash," Jin yelled.

Hidan put his hands over their mouths and glared at them.

I just sighed.

The doorbell rang again, "Someone get it!"

Itachi sighed and walked over to the door to open it.

[Dutch's POV]

"WOOF!"

I hugged Itachi tight, "How are ya? Good? Good."

I flew over to my friends and practically tackled them to the ground in hugs.

By friends, I mean everyone, except the kids.

I poke Kelsey's daughter's nose, "Dementia?"

"You remembered," Kelsey cried.

I grinned, "Yep, yep! Hard to forget? Who's the other kids, woof?"

"KATSU!"

Everyone ducked, expecting an explosion.

I turned to Deidara who had Katsu by her hair.

"LET HER GO," I cried, running over.

"She was trying to bite the other girl!"

"She won't play princess with me!"

"I'll kill her!"

"STOP," Pein yelled, scooping up his kid.

"This is Rayne. Rayne, play nice."

Rayne rolled her eyes, "Whatever, Daddy. Princess?"

"No."

She growled and the door rang again.

I catapulted over to it and yanked it open.

[Christy's POV]

"Come on in," Dutch cried, yanking us in, stopping momentarily for a hug.

I scooped up Sky and held Sandy's hand after hugging everyone else.

"Danna, un," Deidara cried happily.

"Brat," Sasori said, displeased.

"DON'T YOU DARE HUG ME, BRAT!"

"BUT DANNA, UN!"

"NO!"

"TOBI!"

We all jolted to the door and saw Tobi, but something was different.

He had a woman in his arms.

Also, he wasn't wearing his mask.

[Madeline's POV]

I clutched onto Madara's neck as he carried me into his friend's house.

He set me down and I took his hand and smiled at everyone.

Is that the red head he used to sort of like?

Hm…

I don't like her.

Madara smiled at everyone, "This is Madeline. She changed me. Everyone can call me Madara now."

"Changed you," the red head asked.

Madara grinned, "I'm a Christian now!"

The red head and her obvious husband both said, "We hate you."

[Katie's POV]

I hopped into the room and sensed tension.

"PEOPLE NEED TO LIGHT UP IN HERE," I yelled and everyone jumped.

Emily screeched and hopped into Itachi's arms, "Who is that?"

Zetsu came in with our two kids, "This is Katie. My wife. These are my kids, Kurai and Hikari."

Kurai didn't seem to care but Hikari waved at everyone.

"I'm hungry! Who can we eat?"

A red head grinned widely, "Eat the Christian bitch."

The 'Christian bitch' gaped, "She cursed, Madara!"

Madara shook his finger at the girl, "Calm down, Kelsey."

Well, Kelsey didn't like that much, so she glared at him, "Ex-fucking-cuse you?"

Madara glared right back, "There are children in the room."

"We don't give a shit," Jash offered and Hidan patted his head.

Madeline put a hand over her stomach, "I cannot believe the filthy words in this room!"

"Get used to it. We're Akatsuki, bitch. Swearing, hitting, murdering-machines."

Hidan smiled proudly and I shrugged, "I like people… as food."

Kelsey high-fived her, "We'll be great friends!"

[Kelsey's POV]

I sat next to Kuzu on the couch, "Kuzu-kun, isn't it sad being single?"

Kakuzu shrugged, "Ask Kisame."

Kisame looked absolutely miserable.

All the kids were climbing all over him, asking if he was edible.

"Kisa-kun, is it sad being single?"

"Shut up," he replied.

I shrugged.

"I'll take that as a yes."

He groaned, "Get your kids off me."

"Jashin, Jin, off," Hidan said.

Jash and Jin whined, "No, we wanna stay on the talking fish!"

"I'm a shark," Kisame roared.

"Whale," Dementia asked and I giggled.

Kisame lunged at her, but thanks to Dutch, he was knocked out by a frying pan.

I grinned up at her and scooped up Dementia onto my lap.

She looked over at Kakuzu, "What's your name?"

He looked down, "Kakuzu."

"Kuzu?"

He growled and nodded, "Yeah… Kuzu…"

She climbed onto his lap, "Why you all stitched up, Kuzu? Is you hurt?"

My heart melted, she's so innocent!

My only child that doesn't curse more than me.

Kuzu stared down at her, with her long, black hair, we didn't know how she got it, and bangs in her shiny magenta eyes.

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING ADORABLE!"

Kakuzu crushed her in a huge hug and I faceplanted off the couch.

[Emily's POV]

"Itachi, where's Dezi?"

Itachi looked around, "Erm… I don't really know."

"YOU LOST DEZIRAE!"

"I'm right here mommy," Dezi said, walking to us.

"Where were you," I demanded.

She smiled up at me, "Madara gave me candy!"

Itachi raced past her, probably going to murder Madara.

I scooped Dezi up, "What kind of candy?"

"A lollipop!"

I almost fainted.

Author's Note:

Kelsey: How'd you like it?

Emily: A lot! Write Now! No tune in next time! Say Kay bye and go!

Kelsey: I… Can't… Err. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR.

QUICK DRAMATIC PAUSE.

All: Welcome to the Akatsuki Family!

Kelsey: KAY BYE!