Author: AnimalCraziey PM
Co-written with TotalCitron. After investigating a house of a dead Marine/inventor Tony and Ziva find themselves in the other's body! Will they adjust to their new lives and will they ever be able to go back to their true bodies?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 02-22-13 - Published: 11-25-11 - id: 7581907
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Ziva'/ 'She'= Ziva's body, Tony's mind
'Tony'/ 'He'= Tony's body, Ziva's mind
Tony snorted into his pineapple iced tea while Ziva clapped her hands in delight. Abby saw an opportunity to stir things up a bit and she leaned over to McGee.
"Haven't you noticed that Tony and Ziva are acting really weird lately?" McGee nodded. Tony frowned at Abby before tiredly replying.
"Fine...a little game. We have to finish before Gibbs comes back though." He sat up and saw Gibbs looking at newspapers in the gas station. Ziva sat up and grinned; a worryingly evil grin with an evil glint in her eye.
"Let's play Messy Truth or Dare." There was an awkward silence. McGee cleared his throat before speaking quietly.
"Ziva...I think you meant 'Dirty Truth or Dare'. It's funny that you made a mistake as soon as you left the mainland." Abby widened her eyes and smiled.
"I'm surprised that you made a mistake at all...Tony." McGee looked up at Gibbs who had arrived back at the car. There was an unidentifiable expression on his face.
"I'll be a few more minutes...you guys keep yourselves entertained." There was a small smile as he walked back to the gas station. McGee stared after him; like a child watching their parents leave on the first day of preschool.
"Do you want to follow him McGooGoo?" Ziva yawned while stretching out her arms. Tony jabbed her in the ribs. McGee was confused.
"Ziva...you're acting a bit like Tony. Tony would call me McGooGoo." Ziva managed to laugh it off. "Oh McGee, did you have any of the champagne of the plane? That drink would make you into a totally different person like the movie 'Easy Switch'!" McGee seemed to be satisfied; enough to give a reply to Ziva.
"No, I'll stay here." McGee settled into his seat and started to think "Gibbs will kill me if I leave-I have to keep an eye on those two for him'. Abby groaned lightly and sat up.
"Come ON let's play already. We'll draw straws." She cut up a straw that she had picked up on the plane and held it in her hand. The 3 others picked one. A groan soon escaped Tony's mouth.
"Truth or Dare?" Tony seemed wary, McGee noted, which was unusual behaviour for him.
"Truth." Abby's eyes gleamed as she thought of a question.
"Describe your most brilliant hook-up. The person, what you did...hey, it is dirty." Tony glared at Ziva before replying.
"It was...a girl. And we had sex...yeah." Tony made an effort to laugh and grin. He was met with a silence from the others.
"Really?" Ziva smiled before poking Tony hard in the shoulder. "I'm sure YOU can go in more depth TONY." Realising that they couldn't blow their cover in front of McGee Tony knew that he had to pull off something worthy of himself and soon.
"She was tall and her eyes were the colour of leaf buds and her hair the colour of corn ready to harvest." Tony waited for this to sink in. "Her skin was soft and golden...I can feel the beads of sweat on her body as we spent the night...I think that's enough, don't you?" He was met with silence .