Author: Kikyo Cockerham PM
Colonel Mustang wants FullMetal to help the poor excorcists and Hawkeye and Lenalee are smoking bath salts Winry is a prevert and Yuu is a girl!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Angst - Riza H. & Kanda Yuu - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11-26-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7586215
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Winry, Ed, Al, and Havoc walked up to the colonel's office. "The colonel wants to see you Ed and you two Al" is what Hughes had said so now Havoc was leading them to the colonel's office. "WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG HAWKEYE!" yelled the morally disturbed colonel with a god complex (sorry I love when Ed calls him that). Ed opened the door to see four kids standing around the colonel's desk. One was a pretty girl with really nice legs. "FULLMETAL HELP THESE PEOPLE NOW!" yelled Mustang while pointing at the short alchemist. "What do they need help with sir?" said Al while looking at the little white haired boy who was barely taller than his elder brother. "THEY NEED HELP FINDING THIS FUCKING INNOCENCE THING AL!" mustang was very pissed apparently. "We are looking for something called innocence it is very important" said a red haired boy. "Innocence is when someone hasn't lost their virginity yet it's not a thing it's a term" said Winry in a know it all tone one she normally only used with Ed. "OH MY GOD IS THAT PERVERTED" Exclaimed everyone except the samurai in the corner who was not paying attention. "Well its true" said Winry then walked off. "The kind of innocence we are looking for is sparkly" said the redhead. "OH OH OH PICK ME PICK ME!" screamed Hawkeye while jumping up and down and waving her hand in the air. "Liutent have you been smoking crack again?" asked Havoc while watching her jump around. "NO I WAS SMOKING WHATEVER THE COLONEL HAD IN HIS DESK!" She said dancing now. "YOU WE'RE THE ONE WHO SMOKED MY BATH SALTES" yelled the colonel. "No wonder you're so pissed off now colonel" said Havoc the kids were now staring as Hawkeye tried to eat Havoc's head. (Did I just insert a very hilarious picture in your mind or what? Oh and yes Hawkeye smoked only once though but the colonel smokes all the time :P) "ok umm Miss Hawkeye was it uhh what were you going to say?" asked the white haired boy. "ONMOMNOM" said Hawkeye who was now trying to eat mustang. "Oh god this getting us no where damn it" said the samurai girl thing in the corner. "OOOOOH WHAT A PRETTY GIRL!" exclaimed Hawkeye and she started to play with Kanda's blue hair. "Get the fuck away from me woman!" yelled Kanda as he tried to push Hawkeye away but she had forced him onto the ground and was braiding his hair. "Yuu has such pretty hair doesn't she" said the red head and he sat down next to Riza and started to play with Kanda's hair also. "I AM NOT A GIRL AND DO NOT ADRESS ME BY MY FIRST FUCKING NAME!" yelled the girly man he pushed the two away again when a big man who was not wearing a shirt walked, no jumped into the room. "Oh it's the innocence you've been looking for" said Winry who had walked in behind the major. "OH MY GOD SHE IS RIGHT IT'S VERY SPARKLY OH MY GOD THESE CANDIES ARE SUPER GOOD" yelled the girl that was now eating the colonel's salts. "Ugh ok major go with these people to the fucking order of the fucking phoenix" yelled the colonel. "OH AND KAITY IF YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP WRITING THIS I WILL CROSS THROUGH THE GATE AND KICK YOU'RE FUCKING ASS!" Screamed Ed. So I'm gonna stop writing now so he doesn't kill me or comes through the gate cause the fangirls might kill him so yeah BYE!