Author's Note: Hey everyone! Since Christmas is coming up very soon, I decided to do a Shadow Hearts take on the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' just to get everyone into the festive season. XD

I tried my best to fit the references in with the lyrics, so I hope that it turned out alright. ^^; There are also some Koudelka references in there btw. Hope ye enjoy. :)

On the first day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

A very dirt magazine.

On the second day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the third day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Five Judgement Rings,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Six knives-a-throwing,

Five Judgement Rings,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Seven pipes-a-breaking,

Six knives-a-throwing,

Five Judgement Rings,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Eight books-a-whacking,

Seven pipes-a-breaking,

Six knives-a-throwing,

Five Judgement Rings,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Nine wolves attacking,

Eight books-a-whacking,

Seven pipes-a-breaking,

Six knives-a-throwing,

Five Judgement Rings,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Ten whips-a-lashing,

Nine wolves attacking,

Eight books-a-whacking,

Seven pipes-a-breaking,

Six knives-a-throwing,

Five Judgement Rings,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Eleven Windows opened,

Ten whips-a-lashing,

Nine wolves attacking,

Eight books-a-whacking,

Seven pipes-a-breaking,

Six knives-a-throwing,

Five Judgement Rings,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me,

Twelve fountains flowing,

Eleven Windows opened,

Ten whips-a-lashing,

Nine wolves attacking,

Eight books-a-whacking,

Seven pipes-a-breaking,

Six knives-a-throwing,

Five Judgement Rings,

Four creepy masks,

Three Mutant Apes,

Two shiny rings,

And a very dirty magazine!

Author's Note: Thanks for reading and I hope ye enjoyed it! I thought it would be entertaining to do. ^_^ Also, Merry Christmas! xxx