|Showing You The Light
Author: brosexual PM
Bro has always shown Dave the ropes, taught him how to live life. This was no exception.Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Dirk S. & Dave S. - Words: 526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12-02-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7603913
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A note fluttered on the refrigerator, the same refrigerator that was filled with not food but far too many SHITTY SWORDS.
Dave put down his apple juice and went to look at the note. He smoothed the paper between his fingers and read;
DAVE COME TO THE ROOF. WHERE GOING TO DO IT.
I MEAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.
And so Dave Strider indeed did ascend to the roof, where there were fiery rocks of death blazing out of the sky and demolishing everything around them, but he was Dave and too cool for natural disasters, so it was okay.
AND THEN SUDDENLY Bro came from behind him, SENSUALLY RUBBING DAVE'S SHOULDERS and just sort of stuffing his hand down the PREPUBESCENT BOY'S trousers.
"Bro, your hand," Dave said, too cool to be alarmed by the uncalled for molestation. "It's down my pants."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Bro whispered EROTICALLY against the young boy's ear. His body was hot, and sexual, and his cock was surely large and throbbing, ACHING for the underage child in his grasp. "Only gay incest now."
And so their failed STRIFE session soon turned into a SLOPPY MAKEOUT, and there were many arousing moans and groans from their MOIST, DELICIOUS mouths against each others. And their tongues tangled in a dance of SEXY SALIVA. And it was hot. So hot.
And then Dave growled with UNRELEASED SEXUAL TENSION and dropped to his knees, tearing off his older brother's pants and swallowing ALL OF HIS DICK.
All of it.
Which of course made Bro VERY hot, and he exploded into Dave's mouth. And Dave swallowed. And it was hot.
And then Bro gathered his little brother in his arms, eyes sparkling and voice smooth as silk as he murmured lovingly: "Let me ram my cock up your ass."
And so he did. He slammed his LARGE AND THROBBING PENIS into the boy's ANUS over and over, and exploded in there too.
And Dave suffered severe anal tearing.
And it was hot.
And then of course, after all that HOT GAY SEX, they collapsed into a gasping pile of sweaty LOVE JUICE covered naked brothers.
And they held each other. And confessed love. And talked about something heartwarming or some shit that's always added to make you feel better about the porn you just read.
And it was hot.
And the next day child services came and took Dave away.
And Bro went to jail forever.
And Dave was never adopted. Because no one wanted him.
And it was hot.
Note: okay so me and my friend wrote this because lately I've been trying to get her to see the appeal of Stridercest and lately it just isn't working. So she made me this.
Probably in attempts to make me see all the wrongness. But it didn't work. IT JUST DIDN'T.
So don't take this seriously, or think of me badly, or expect shit like this ever again.
Written by BlueSkyNoise (and...beta'd by me), who hopefully will have the serious one up in a few hours 83