|Harry and his Many Girls
Author: cornholio4 PM
based on Harry and his Brainy Girls by Sheltie! Each chapter pairs Harry with a different girl from a different Media!Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance - & Harry P. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 03-31-12 - Published: 12-07-11 - id: 7616933
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Harry and his Many Girls
Okay I know I said BB was going to be next but I am saving her for another time! Also I know I said no final girls but I changed my mind as well. Since the 1st chapter I have gotten all 4 Scream Films and I decided to do this! Also this takes place after Scream 1 so there will be spoilers. Also let's just say that Randy explained the rules of horror film survival to Sidney after the film since she wasn't in the scene where he did (to make sense of a scene in this beginning of this chapter).
3 years ago after his disastrous 4th year Harry after meeting with the goblins at Gringotts decided to move away and was now living in Woodsboro, California with his cousin on his mum's side Randy Meeks. He was in the house of his friend and now girlfriend Sidney Prescott. He was helping her cope with her experience of dealing with Ghostface a horror film obsessed killer using a cheap Halloween costume modelled after the painting the Scream, who turned out to have been her boyfriend Billy Loomis and his friend Stu Macher. It was a good thing the 2 sick f**ks were now dead but Sidney was still trying to cope since her best friend Tatum was one of the victims.
They were at Nancy's house for a sleepover watching An American Werewolf in London on VHS. "Can you believe the guy who made this also made Animal House?" asked Sidney.
"I know" said Harry.
She got up from the crouch and said "Harry I am going upstairs for a bit."
"Alright Sid babe" said Harry giving her a kiss.
"...I'll be right back!" said Sidney and both of them shared a laugh and she went upstairs. With Harry's help Sidney was coping better trying to make light of the situation she was in.
He heard voices from the front door, after pausing the VHS player he learned to get a closer look.
He heard the familiar voice of Severus Snape (he still recognised even after 3 years) saying "Dumbledore said he traced Potter's magical signature to here!"
Harry swore under his breath. It looks like Dumbledore's men finally caught up to him. He went to his jacket pocket and took out his wand. He would be prepared.
After getting the door opened with an unlocking spell in came was Snape, Arthur Weasley, the real Alastor Moody and Professor McGonagall.
"Potter you're coming with us!" sneered Snape.
"Unlikely" Harry said as he sent a stunner at them which Snape easily blocked.
"Come on Mr Potter don't make this any hard than it needs to be" said McGonagall "we have spent 3 years looking for you and we need you back in Britain so you can train to face You Know!"
Harry stayed defiant and using his speedy reflexes he was managing to dodge the spells that were going his way. Sidney hearing the noise rushed to the top of the stairs and saw these strange people throwing lights at her boyfriend. She couldn't believe what she what she was going to do but it was the only option to her. She ran to her room and found the box with what she was looking for.
Harry was continuing to avoid the curses that were being shot at him. He managed to evade them by jumping out of an open window.
The 4 were continuing to search for Harry. "Were could Potter have be hiding?" muttered Snape.
"Remember constant vigilance!" said Alastor.
"Really Alastor" scoffed McGonagall "what is there to be a threat to us in a muggle house?"
Arthur saw the phone was ringing. Curiously he picked it up to his ear.
"Hello?" asked Arthur.
"Do you like scary movie?" asked a creepy computerised voice.
"What do you mean?" asked Arthur confused.
"I want to play a game" said the voice "I ask you a horror film trivia question, you get it right you win but get it wrong you lose!"
"Okay" said Arthur not actually knowing what a horror film is.
The others kept looking around the downstairs of the house.
"Does anyone know what horror film Jamie Lee Curtis starred in?" Arthur called out.
"Weasley who cares?" growled Snape "we don't have time for this!"
"Eh...don't know" said Arthur on the phone.
"Oh dear" said the caller "it looks like you lose!"
Then the person hanged up. McGonagall was by the staircase with her back turned to it, she was unable to react when a person in a cloak and Halloween mask of the Scream (who we'll call Ghostface) creped downstairs and stabbed her in the back with a knife.
Arthur, Alastor and Snape all turned their heads to Ghostface as soon as they heard McGonagall's scream. Ghostface ran up to Moody before he was able to get a curse out and stabbed him in the back while knocking his glass eye out.
Arthur fainted seeing the blood coming out of McGonagall and Moody's backs. Snape who had been looking at this dumbstruck got out his wand and sent a spell disarming Ghostface of the knife.
He smirked letting his guard down thinking Ghostface was unarmed now when the costumed slasher took out a gun and shot him before he could react causing him to go down to the floor in pain.
Harry then jumped back through the window as Ghostface dropped the gun. Ghostface then took of the mask she was wearing and went up to Harry and kissed him.
"Sidney?" Harry asked seeing his girlfriend in the costume Billy and Stu had used "what are you doing?"
"Deputy Sherriff Riley had Billy and Stu? Costume and equipment as evidence" said Sidney using the voice changer to make her voice the one that was on the phone "and he gave them to me after getting permission from the department to do so!"
Harry was about to help Sidney out of her costume when she slapped his arm away. "Not yet" said Sidney and then she smiled "wait till we are up in my bedroom and then you can take it off along with the others?"
"Are you sure?" Harry asked as the last time Sidney did it was with Billy on the night he had revealed himself as the killer along with Stu.
"Positive" said Sidney jumping into his arms.
"I'm your boyfriend now" said Harry "Robert Englund-Nightmare on Elm Street."
"Looks like this horror film is getting a happy ending" said Sidney as Harry kissed and carried her to the top of the stairs.
Later that night American Aurors came over to investigate the high levels of magic that were traced in the muggle neighbourhood. After questioning Harry and Nancy (who were wearing bathrobes) and seeing their memories in a pensive they were assured they will not be charged as it as it was clear they were defending themselves from invaders (what the Americans called witches and other wizards who go to their country illegally).
The Aurors took Moody, Snape, Arthur and McGonagall's bodies to a US wizard hospital. They were healed and then arrested for invading their country illegally and trying to kidnap an official US citizen (as Harry was).
Once the story broke and as it turned out they were acting orders from Dumbledore all hell broke loose in Britain. Snape, McGonagall and Dumbledore all lost their jobs at Hogwarts with Flitwick taking over as headmaster, Arthur was fired from the ministry, Dumbledore lost his position as chief warlock and supreme Mugwump and Dumbledore along with their invaders were sentenced to 10 years in a ICW wizard prison.
Voldemort was eventually found and killed thanks to special Auror force made by the recently elected Minister of Magical Amelia Bones and the deputy minister Percy Weasley (who managed to keep his job as it was revealed he had nothing to do with the incident). The Death Eaters were all trialed and sentenced to Azkaban and not even the Malfoys and other prominent pureblood fanatic families were able to bribe their way out.
Years later Harry and Sidney were married. Harry was now an Auror captain for the US Ministry and Sidney was now a successful self help guru. They were in their house being visited by Harry's old friend Hermione Longbottom (nee Granger) now the DADA professor at Hogwarts and deputy headmistress. Hermione and her husband Neville had brought their son Frank II who was talking to Harry and Sidney's son Randy Potter and Sidney's goddaughter DJ (Dewey Jr) Riley who was son of the Police Chief Dewey Riley and reporter Gale Riley.
Randy had asked Frank when they arrived "do you like scary movies?"