A/N: I'm writing this because I'm sick of Yuuki and Zero's dumb emo butt. Kaname's a creep and damn, is Yuuki useless. All my opinions, but otherwise Vampire Knight is.. tolerable.. Better than Twilight anyday. BTW I have no idea what the teacher's name is, so I'm making it up.

Chapter 1:

Zero napped at his desk as he always does and Yuuki glances over at him every couple of minutes. Basically, it was a normal school day.

"-And so, you'll be working with a partner for the next 4 weeks on the parenting project. I've already assigned the partners so listen for your names," Sugeki -sensei said.

While Sugeki-sensei rattled off the pairings, Ibuki stared out the window. The project was stupid. Why did they have to have a parenting project? And with a sack of flour? What the hell? Did they really have to do this? She would probably just use it all up baking herself some yummy sweets. She smiled at the thought of it.

"-Kiryuu will be partnered up with Kazehaya, Cross will be partnered up with Inomaki-"

Ibuki got up. "Wait, what? I'm paired up with who? Z- Z-Zero?"

Sugeki-sensei looked up. "Yes, yes, I know you're extremely excited about this but please sit down Kazehaya." He continued on with the other partners.

"No! You don't get it! I'm not happy about this at all!"

Everyone in class stared at her. Especially, Zero and Yuuki. Ibuki got an idea. "How 'bout you pair Kiryuu up with Cross and me with Inomaki? Eh, teach?"

"No." He continued on, again.

"Bu-"

"Shino with Harada, Honda with Takeda.."

Seeing that she couldn't do anything more about the pairings, she sat back down and looked glumly at her desk. "Ne, Ibuki, are you alright?" asked her friend Uta.

"Yeah," she mumbled. No, she wasn't. This was terrible. Anyone would be fine, but with ZERO.. Damn, she'd fail for sure. It wasn't that she liked Zero or anything or even remotely felt some warm feelings towards him that would make her fail. No. She disliked him. Always chasing after Yuuki who was always chasing after Kaname. That girl needed to make up her mind. Even Ibuki could see the love triangle going on. But not only that, Zero always, ALWAYS, had such a bad attitude. Sure, he was adopted siblings with the girl that he liked, but that didn't mean he had to give everyone else a share of his bad attitude. And his emo-ness. Damn was he emo. Moping all the time and angry too.

Everyone seemed to be afraid of him but not Ibuki. She wasn't afraid of him, but she was afraid of what she might do to him if he got in her bubble of space. She sighed. No way, Jose was this going to happen.

At the end of class, when everyone got their flour sack baby, she went up to Zero. "Listen alright. You don't like me, and I don't like you, so I'll do all the work for the sack baby. That way we don't have to be around each other and we get the project done with no problem, got it?"

He glared at her with his violet eyes. That ticked her off. "Whatever. Do what you want," he replied.

And then she socked him. Right in the jaw. Hard. Hard enough that he fell backwards and hit his bottom on the floor. Everyone was silent. "Ibuki! TO THE HEADMASTER'S OFFICE! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER! THERE'S NO FIGHTING ALLOWED IN SCHOOL!" Sugeki-sensei snapped.

Zero sat looking dazed on the ground. Yuuki tried to help him up. He pushed her away.

"So you mean that if me and Zero were in town, I could pick a fight with him?" Ibuki asked, holding onto the sack baby and rocking it.

"NO! GET TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW!" Sugeki-sensei yelled. His face was red and his eyes were bulging out comically.

"Yes, yes. Come on, Rei-chan. Mommy's in trouble," she said to the sack baby. She'd already drawn a face on it so the baby was smiling back at her with big brown eyes and a mop of black hair.

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"So, um, Kazehaya-san, why did you punch Zero?" Headmaster Cross, looked at her with curiousity, but not with any anger,well none that she could see.

She played with the 'baby.' "It was reflexive."

"R- Reflexive? What do you mean? That still doesn't explain it."

She sighed. "Let's not talk about such depressing matters in front of the baby, please headmaster."

"That 'baby'" he did the air quotes,"Isn't real, so tell me why you did it, Kazehaya-san. You're not a violent person, so why?"

"He annoyed me. That's it."

"Annoyed?"

"Eh."

Headmaster Cross took off his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Kazehaya-san. You do know that you'll get suspended for fighting in school. You need to tell me why you did it, because this is serious." He looked perplexed.

"I just don't like him. I'm fine with being a single mother for this project. I don't need to have a partner. I got this okay?"

"You don't like him is all?"

"Yup. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a diaper to change." Ibuki got up and headed towards the door.

"That's not even a real baby! It doesn't need to have its diaper changed! It doesn't even wear one for God's sake!"

"Tell that to Sugeki-sensei," Ibuki said, just before leaving and bumping into Zero. "Yo."

He glared at her.

"I see that punch I threw at you is turning into a bruise. So, did it hurt? How bad?"

"Shut up," he said and pushed passed her.

"Ya' see? This is why I punched you, and man, am I proud of it." She walked away from the office cooing to the 'baby'. "It's alright. You don't need a daddy, Rei-chan. All you need is mommy. Mommy'll be a daddy too, minus the manhood part."

Zero entered the office thinking about how delusional that girl was. "What do you want?" he glared at the headmaster.

"So did you know, you annoy Kazehaya-san, Zero-kun?" The headmaster replied.

"I never did anything to her. More like she's annoying me."

"I want you to become friends with her."

"No way."

"Zero."

"No."

"She's interesting don't you think? She actually threw a punch at you, which made you fall flat on your butt, or so I was told."

"Tch. It caught me off guard."

The headmaster smiled. "But don't you always have your guard up? Especially towards Yuuki-chan!"

"Oi, shut up!"

The smile grew even wider. "I think you like her~! She'd make a great wife, don't you think? She's got spunk! I want a cute daughter-in-law like her to take care of me!"

"Shut up, you sick old man."

"Try to keep the fact that you're a vampire a secret, ok?"

"Che. Wasn't that obvious?"

"Well bye~ Zero-kun! Have fun taking care of the baby! Bring him or her or whatever gender it is, to come visit sometimes~!"

"Tch." He stormed out of the office. The damn headmaster and the damn girl. They were nuisances to him. Especially the girl.

She'd come up to him at the end of class, then stated that she'd do the project all on her own. Like he cared. He didn't want to that shit in the first place. When he gave his reply, she'd punched him. He didn't expect that at all, so of course he'd lost balance. He rubbed his jaw. It hurt like hell! Was she even a girl? No girl punched like that! Definitely not Yuuki.

He sighed. Yuuki. She was in love of Kaname, that damn pureblood. He hated him and his kind (quite ironic since he was part of 'his kind' too). There was no way that he'd let that Kuran take Yuuki away from him. Yuuki was his. She was his light. The one who picked him up when he was down. The one who always tried her best to make everything okay for him. The one who cared for him. The one he loved. And the one he thirst for.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! I HATE YOU SO MUCH AIKI! DAMN YOU, YOU JERK! I'M GONNA' KILL YOU AFTER THIS!"

The annoying girl was climbing up one of the tallest trees on campus, trying to get the sack baby. "IF YOU RIPPED MY BABY AT ALL, I"M GONNA' F**K YOU UP AND MAKE YOU UNABLE TO MAKE YOUR OWN BABIES!" She let loose a long string of profanities whiling climbing up higher and higher up into the tree.

Zero didn't want to deal with this. It was annoying. So annoying. And he was the one annoying her?

He walked towards the tree anyway. "What are you doing?"

"Shut up you! I don't wanna' hear it! I GOT THIS, so YOU can LEAVE!"

This girl was pissing him off. Being pissed off at her made him forget about how thirsty he was for Yuuki's blood. "You're not going to get it." In response to that she kicked her shoe down at him, hitting him square in the face. "Hey!"

She climbed up even higher, not caring about how her skirt was riding up. She was wearing shorts under it so who cares. Any girl who wore short skirts and no shorts was just asking for a peek at her panties.

Ibuki reached a little further. Damn that Aiki. How the hell did he even get Rei-chan up this high! Just a little more. Stupid Zero,would he just please shut up? Ugh. Her shoeless foot was feeling cold. Just a little more. And-"Yes! I Got i-!" she said just as she fell out of the tree. She closed her eyes, bracing for impact, clutching Rei-chan close to her chest. Instead of feeling the hard ground, she fell into something warm, fleshy, and extremely pissed off.

End Chapter 1

A/N: (AGAIN) This was like just an idea that came to me. Not sure if you guys liked it or not. If you want this to continue please review. And give feedback too. What did you think about Zero? OOc? Is he in character? And what about Ibuki? Is she a MARY SUE? DEATH TO ALL MARY SUES! Well anyway, review if you want this continued and tell me how the story is so far! THANK YOU! :D

BTW: Rei-chan is a flour sack baby! I even drew a picture of him! YAY!