Twelve Days of X's-mas

By: Erinbubble92

Summary: The characters of the X's sings the Twelve Days of Christmas. Parody of Phineas and Ferb Twelve Days of Christmas song.

We see Mr. X unwrapping a present and he gasped to see what's in it. It was a new Spy Manual with a shiny aurora.

Mr. X: On the first day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A new spy manual

Now Mrs. X blasted her present and sees two battle axes that are brand new and for some reason didn't exploded.

Mrs. X: On the second day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Tuesday opens hers and sees CDs. She puts them in her CD player and begins to listen to the music.

Tuesday: On the third day of Christmas

Please, Santa, give to me

A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Trumam opens his to see a goop shooter. He takes it out and blasts at Tuesday which annoys her. But she decided to smile because it's Christmas to let him have fun.

Truman: On the fourth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Glowface held a laser at the X's who are in their X-Jet and when he pushes the button, the laser flipped over and blasted Glowface. Glowface coughed after he sang.

Glowface: On the fifth day of Christmas

Please, Santa give to me

Destroy the X's!

Truman: A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Brandon held a pointsettia to Tuesday. She smiles and takes it to sniff at it.

Brandon: On the sixth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me

A date from Tuesday

Glowface: Destroy the X's!

Truman: A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Andrea keeps punching boys to show her affection.

Andrea: On the seventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me

A new boy to punch

Brandon: A date from Tuesday

Glowface: Destroy the X's... At least a bit because I'm not too greedy.

Truman: A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Lorenzo was still assistaning Glowface and trying to wait to see if Glowface can show some rescpet to him. This way to get his promotion.

Lorenzo: On the eighth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me

Promotion from Glowface, sir

Andrea: A new boy to punch

Brandon: A date from Tuesday

Glowface: Destroy the X's! How about just two of them, that's fair right?

Truman: A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Rex runs around and jumps up and down for the holidays feeling happy.

Rex: On the ninth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me

Bark bark bark

Lorenzo: Promotion from Glowface, sir

Andrea: A new boy to punch

Brandon: A date from Tuesday

Glowface: Destroy the X's! I think I was over reaching before, maybe on eof two of them will be fine... continue.

Truman: A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Sasquatch was trying to release the animals but then the animals just stood there. Sasquatch complained calling them stupid animals until they attack him.

Sasquatch: On the tenth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to Sasaquatch!

Release animal friends

Rex: Bark bark bark

Lorenzo: Promotion from Glowface, sir

Andrea: A new boy to punch

Brandon: A date from Tuesday

Glowface: You know maybe a promotion should be good for me, right?

Lorenzo: Oh sir...

Truman: A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Skipper, Kimbla, and Annasthesia were opening presents and then sat with Tuesday who just smiled.

Skipper, Kimbla, and Annasthesia: On the eleventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me

Hang with Tuesday

Sasquatch: Release animal friends

Rex: Bark bark bark

Lorenzo: Promotion from Glowface, sir

Andrea: A new boy to punch

Brandon: A date from Tuesday

Glowface: You know this is way off I just have to get one thing from this Santa Clause guy that comes once a year that's insane

Truman: A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

Homebase appeared and in a robot body suit but he falls over. Homebase sighed and shrugged as he just celebrated the Holidays.

Homebase: On the twelth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me

A new robot body

Skipper, Kimbla, and Annasthesia: Hang with Tuesday

Sasquatch: Release animal friends

Rex: Bark bark bark

Lorenzo: Promotion from Glowface, sir

Andrea: A new boy to punch

Brandon: A date from Tuesday

Glowface: Maybe a Dreidle that's a realistic request, right? Or it's just for Hanukkah

Truman: A new goop shooter

Tuesday: A set of CDS

Mrs. X: Two battle axes

Mr. X: A new spy manual

The cast finishes their songs until Glowface appeared and said, "And a Happy Hanukkah!"

The X's appeared and then beat him up until the fight cloud revealed him in a wreth with a menorah on his head, a dreidle in his hand and chocolate coins in the other, and sufganiyah in his mouth for some reason.

"Merry Christmas!" Tuesday and Truman called.

"And Season's Greetings from the X's." Mr. and Mrs X called.

"Bark, bark!" Rex finished.