Angelic Devil

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"This is a load of crap!" I said, throwing the brochure on the ground.

"I know, we need to update it," Principal Franklin smiled, as he sat down.

"So what am I doing here? I haven't done anything remotely bad?"

"That's exactly it Sam, it's just that you haven't done nearly enough bad things to be devil enough." I gave a shocked look, before I snapped.

"What do you mean I'm not 'devil' enough?" I asked angrily. Principal Franklin sighed and shook his head.

"Samantha, we have recently found that you aren't only one of the seven deadly sins, you also have one of the virtues in you as well." I gave a shocked look.

"What do you mean? I'm nothing like those perfect little angels!" I spat, as Principal Franklin gave me a look.

"No you are an angelic devil, there are only seven you know, and it's a great-"

"I know, my sister is one."

"Well, you are moving into their class today right after this talk. Keep in mind most of them are more angels then devils."

"And everyone fucking worships them," I muttered taking the pass that was handed to me. I walked over to see my friends waiting for me.

"So what did you almost kill this time Sam?" Pete asked me, trying to feel me up.

"Touch me that way again I'll kill you," I growled, as he moved his hand away.

"Hey my sin is lust, what do you expect?"

"For you to have a little respect for me! Is that too much to ask for?" I sighed, as Pete frowned.

"Sorry Sammy, uggh those words taste horrible. I still can't believe that those angels can say them all the time." I rolled my eyes.

"Anyways you know that special class?" I asked, as I saw Pete trying to control his urges.

"Yeah, Sammy why do you have to make me act like an angel?" Pete complained.

"Well that's it, I'm stuck in that class." Pete raised his eyebrows, as I took out a pass. His eyes widened. "Yeah, so that's why you're a little better around me."
"That's fucking amazing Sam!" He smiled, as I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah, but you don't have to go be in my sister's class! Hell I don't even know what their sinly virtues are!"

"You'll do fine, and you always have the rest of the devils. But look at it this way; you don't have to spend time with the angels today. You know LeAnn, the super smokin hot girl?" I twitched my eye. "She's just so utterly fuckable, I just wanna rip all those modest clothes off her and change her from chastity to lust-"

"Does your story have a point?" I snapped. Pete gave a sheepish look.

"Anyways I have to spend the whole rest of the school day with her and then go to the dorms alone! That's my punishment for trying to seduce the teacher. At least you aren't being punished." I groaned hearing the bell. "Hey, sneak in my dorm if you wanna talk afterwords. You know, about the new class thing."

"Will do," I mumbled as I walked towards the new class room. I took a deep breath before opening the door to see my new class mates. I was welcomed by my sister hugging me tightly.

"Sam! I can't believe that you were the last angelic devil!"

"Melanie, get off!" I shoved her as she feel to the floor.

"Ow! Sam!"

"Yeah, yeah, where are the rest of them?" I asked annoyed.

"Oh, they're on their way over! Should I tell you about them?"

"Why not?" I said sarcastically, sitting on the beanbags.

"Well there's Carlotta Shay, who goes by Carly, who is Pride and Humility. She's a great girl and super nice, that is until you push a few certain buttons like dating, then her pride will completely take over and she ends up way over her head. Oh and never tell her to calm down!"

"She seems, okay?" Which was really code for 'great another Melanie'.

"Yeah, she is great! You'll be good friends with her! Oh, next is her brother Spencer Shay, who is like ten years older than us, but he is in charge. Not very well though. His is Sloth and Diligence. He is a very lazy person, not liking to do anything, but if he's properly motivated or has an idea, he works like the wind! By the way, he starts fires often so be careful."

"He sounds interesting." Was the nicest thing I could think of.

"Oh he is! He always is so wacky! Next is Gibby Gibbson. He's well….weird. I don't like to be mean about it, but he really is kinda odd. Sam I always thought you were the biggest eater known to man until I met Gibby. He is Gluttony and Temperance. He will eat up a storm, but if you're hungry or threaten him, he caves easily and gives his food up."

"Sounds like I'm going to have fun with him."

"Sam! Don't pick on him, he's well awkward, but he's dating Tasha."

"Wait, that really hot girl that's trait is lust?" I asked shocked.

"Yeah, they're so happy together! Oh and then theirs Brad Anderson! He's adorable, and super cute. He's a nerd though, so try to be nice. He is Greed and Generosity. He's super generous most of the time, that's till you have technology or new recipes for fudge."

"He makes fudge?" I asked excitedly.

"The best ever!"

"I'm starting to like this class."

"I knew you would." Melanie smiled. "Oh yeah! Next is Fredward Benson, who goes by Freddie. He's also a huge nerd. In fact one day I had to listen to Spencer him talk about Galaxy Wars for an hour. He is Lust and Chastity. Although you don't ever really see the lust part, I mean he's had a crush on Carly for years, and he hasn't tried anything weird. But be warned Sam, he's really strong, like stronger than you if you push him to far, but that would take a lot of effort and such. He's only gotten that mad a couple of times!"

"He sounds like a nub."

"Sam!" Melanie scolded. "But he is a really good kisser. I mean super good, but that's because I guess we have to be." I gave a curious look. "Since we're both the sin and virtue, we work on being the best at both, because we have to fit in with both crowds. And since Freddie's lust, he's pretty much a hot nerd who's good at stuff that has to do with lust I guess."

"Okay?" I said confused how there could be a hot nerd.

"Yeah! Oh and he likes to be in charge when he does-"

"I don't wanna know."

"Okay! Oh, you know me obviously, and I'm dating Griffin! I'm Envy and Kindness!" I raised an eyebrow.

"Are you sure you weren't just placed in the wrong class? I mean you almost never seem envious."

"Wait till you see a girl trying to steal Griffin."

"Should I be scared?"

"Don't ever try to steal Griffin and we won't have a problem," Melanie said dangerously cheerful, and I took a step back.

"I can't believe you can be kinda scarry."

"Oh, thanks! I learned some from Griffin since he is anger! And that leads us back to you Sam! You're Anger and Meekness?"

"Since when am I meek?" I snorted.

"When you like a guy you are! I remember that one guy Jonah who trait was anger? You let him abuse you! I told you to tell me sooner!"

"Mama can take care of herself!"

"I know, but what if you can't one time? I understand that you can play rough with the boys, but Sam you have to understand some people are just stronger than you, and I'm worried," Melanie frowned.

"Sorry Mel," I sighed.

"It's okay, and oh look, they're back!"

"Hi Melanie, hi…Melanie?" A tall guy, I assumed was Spencer said.

"Oh this is my sister Sam! You can just tell the difference by the way we dress and her voice is lower than mine, and her boobs are bigger, and she's slightly shorter, I wish I had your boobs Sam." I could hear the envy seeping out now.

"Uh, yeah, I'm Sam."

"Nice to meet you Sam, if you need me, I'll be napping until I have to teach in an hour." Spencer said, flopping on the couch. I gave an amused look.

"Night to you to Spence."

"Well, nice to meet you Sam! I'm assuming that Melanie filled you in about us?" Carly said with a perky smile.

"Well not on what we exactly do for classes."

"Oh that's easy, we really don't have any classes until the afternoon for an hour. We just roam or do whatever."

"Sounds like this class is a breeze."

"It is, really easy. We mostly just hang out with each other, because of the popularity we have. I love having attention, but I don't want people to just be star struck talking to us," Carly smiled.

"Oh, nice to know."

"Look at the food I have!" Gibby, I assumed showed a ham. I immediately flipped him over and took the ham from him eating it. "That was mine!" Gibby wined.

"Shut up," I said angrily as he hushed up immediately scared.

"So you're Sam, nice to meet you," A guy said.

"Yeah, and you are?" I asked, finishing the ham quickly.

"I'm Brad."

"Oh, good to know. Which means the last one is the king of the nubs himself is you Fredward." I saw the guy chuckle.

"Yeah, that's me." I frowned at the response.

"Well you're no fun."

"Well it's better than arguing with you right now." I was furious now.
"So you wanna know a fun fact?" I asked sweetly. Freddie gave a confused look and Melanie gave me a warning look. "Carly will never love you," I saw Freddie's calm façade snap. I love pushing people's buttons.

"What do you know demon?" He snapped as I grinned.

"I know enough to know that."

"Oh really, you've only known me for a couple of minutes and you think you can make assumptions?"

"Frednub, it's not an assumption, it's a fact that a girl will never like you."

"Really, I didn't see any of the girls that I fucked complaining." I was surprised, from what I heard from Melanie, I thought he would be purer than a Mary Sue.

"Maybe they only wanted fame of doing you. I mean you must have sucked." I saw Freddie growl as he got angrier.

"Guys! Stop it!" Carly commanded, as neither Freddie nor I backed down by our battle stance.

"That reminds me! Who was your first time Sam?" Melanie asked as I nearly fell over from the question. It was weird to even think about. I hadn't had my first kiss yet, let alone had sex.

"She probably hasn't had it yet," I heard Freddie sneer. That actually hurt, as I felt bad, and could feel the whole room stare at me.

"Oh c'mon Freddie! We've all had sex, we're teenagers for crying out loud! Even I have and Spencer allowed it! Don't forget we're all demons!" Carly said, rolling her eyes. I couldn't believe that. I mean, I knew I was the only demon who hadn't done it yet, but I didn't think these half angels would've. I was pretty sure to be an angel you had to save sex till you were married.

"I haven't," I said awkwardly. Freddie instantly cooled down, as he gave me a sympathetic look.

"Sam, I'm sorry about that. You should wait till have sex until you're ready, I just assumed because you were a demon-" Carly started.

"It's fine. I'm gonna go outside now," I said quickly, going out the door and trying to find a way outside. I found a fire escape, as I sat on the ledge there and stared out into the nighttime. I felt annoyed that I was the purist one of all the devils, and now was still with half angels.

"Hey," I heard Freddie as he moved to sit on the fire escape. I rolled my eyes.

"Here to mock me about never having sex?"

"No, I think it's sweet that you're waiting for someone special."

"What was your first time like?" I asked interestedly. Freddie blushed.

"Well, not that special, I had it with Patrice, you know her?"

"Yeah, super lust. Lost of guys like having her."

"It was okay. I mean, well it was, uhh-" I chuckled. "So you've at least kissed someone right?"

"Nope," I wondered why I was telling him these stupid secrets about myself, but that class as soon as I went in seemed like a trustworthy place.

"Yeah, secrets aren't really allowed with Carly," He said, as if he read my thoughts.

"So why has Carly been rejecting you? I mean, you're not to horrible to look at," I added the last part for good measure.

"We did date, but she only liked me for something I did. And to be honest, I don't know if I like her anymore because when we kissed I felt nothing. Actually with most girls I do anything with I feel nothing."

"Huh, sorry," I said as we both sat there in awkward silence. "Hey, wanna do me a favor?"

"What?"

"Kiss me,"

"Excuse me?"

"I'm not asking you to fuck me. I just want someone to kiss me and get it over with. I don't really like being on the verge of ending high school and not being kissed. And you sound experienced and someone who doesn't feel anything when kissing people. So if you felt nothing from kissing Carly your dream girl, you definitely won't feel anything with me."

"Are you sure?" Freddie asked cautiously.

"It's a damn kiss Freddie, not a marriage proposal. Just do it!" Freddie hesitantly moved in and kissed me softly as I felt spark explode. Suddenly I felt myself being pulled onto his lap, his tongue forcing itself in my mouth. I moaned as we started to have a fight for dominance, and soon I felt a hand on my back under my shirt. Now I knew why Melanie was saying he was such a great kisser. I guess the angelic devils do strive to be the best at their sin and virtues. The crazy thing was, I wanted him to move his hand up. The kiss ended abruptly as Freddie gave a horrified look.

"I'm so sorry Sam! I let my sin get the better of me!"

"It's fine, seriously. Wait, is this your way of saying my kissing sucked?" I narrowed my eyes getting angry again.

"No! But first kisses are meant to be sweet, not rough and tongue battle!" I chuckled.

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm not one for sweet and adorable. It was fine Freddie, thanks for the help," I smiled quickly and got off his lap. "We have some time left right? I'm gonna go visit my old friend quick," I ran off as fast as I could. That kiss was intense, and I'm not sure that's what I wanted.

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