|The Princess' New Groove
Author: Musical Ninja PM
Kagome was a selfish princess. But when she fires her advisor, Aizen, he turns her into a wolf and throws her out of the kingdom. Now she must team with a peasant named Kaoru Himura in order to reclaim her kingdom.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 06-15-13 - Published: 01-03-12 - id: 7708502
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Disclaimer: Everything used in this fan fiction is property of the ones who originally created them.
Author's Note:Hi guys! Happy New Year! I figured that with a new year, I'd start a new fan fiction. Well, I hope it comes out okay. Here it goes.
Please note that the italics will be the narration of Kagome, whom I'm using for Kuzco in this story.
Life Was Good
Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle it was a dark cold night and a thunderstorm was just about to begin. In the middle of the jungle was a shadowy figure sitting all alone, until lightning struck and the figure was easier to see. It was a wolf with black fur and brown eyes, complete with long hair on the top of it's head.
When the thunder boomed, the wolf screamed really loud; the high voice confirmed that the wolf was female. Then it started to rain on her, making the poor fox cry in misery.
"Will you look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?" the narrator said, "You're not gonna believe this, but that wolf was once a human being. And not just any human being, that girl was a princess, a rich and powerful ball charisma!"
While the narrator was talking, the wolf walked over a large leaf for shelter. Unfortunately, it filled up with too much water and spilled all over her head. This made her cry and whine even more.
"This is her story. Actually, it's my story." the narrator explained, "That's right, I'M that wolf. My name is Kagome, Princess Kagome Higurashi."
The wolf/narrator, now known as Kagome, began to walk back to the rock she was sitting on before. On the way she slipped and fell in some mud. When she got back to the rock, Kagome curled up into a ball and started crying her eyes out.
"I was the world's nicest girl, and they ruined my life for no reason!" Kagome narrated, "Still sound hard to believe? Well, how about this: you go back aways, you know, before I was a wolf, and this will all make sense."
In a nice looking room, was a baby girl with light skin, a whisp of black hair, and brown eyes playing with doll. This baby was Kagome.
The narrator Kagome giggled in embarrassment and said to the readers, "Oops. That's a little too far back. Oh! Wasn't I cute as a baby?"
While the narrator Kagome was talking, the baby Kagome gave her doll a hug. She ended up hugging it so tight that the head popped right off. Baby Kagome saw this and started crying. This kept up until a bunch of servants held out duplicates of her doll, and then she started laughing.
The narrator cleared her throat and said, "Okay. We should probably move on ahead here."
At last, the story really begins. A fifteen year old girl with long black hair ad brown eyes was standing in front of a mirror combing her hair. She wore green royal kimono with a falling leaf pattern. She was Princess Kagome Higurashi, before she became an animal.
When she was finished brushing her hair, Kagome threw the comb into it's holder and tossed her tiara in the air. She stood still and the tiara landed right on top of her head.
And then Kagome turned around, did a corny pose and said, "Oh yeah!"
Background Singer: There are despots and dictators
There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas
A man named David (Lilo & Stitch) rolled out a red carpet for Kagome, while a little girl named Mindy (Animaniacs) threw flower petals. Kagome walked on the carpet that was laid out for her. Although there was already a path laid out for her, Kagome snapped her fingers and a bunch of servants quickly built a whole new pathway for her.
There are kings and catty tyrants
Who are lacking in refinements
They'd be better suited swinging from the trees
After she went through the new pathway, Kagome snapped her fingers again and a man named James (Pokemon) put her in a chair and carried her up a large flight of stairs. When he reached the top, he dropped Kagome in her throne, which had a huge soft cushion.
She was born and raised to rule
No one has ever been this cool
In a thousand years of aristocracy
As she sat in her thrown, a huge ribbon was held in front of her; probably for a grand opening for something. Kagome took out a big scissor and snipped it. After that, three people held three babies in front of Kagome, and she took out a stamp and smacked their foreheads with it. And then, a cruise ship appeared new the princess and she flung a champagne bottle at it, sending it off.
After all that "work" Kagome let out and exhausted sigh. And then a servant named Tea Gardener (Yu-Gi-Oh!) wiped the sweat off her forehead and another servant named Katara (Avatar: the Last Airbender). And then a man named Fay D. Flourite (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles) gave her a drink of water. After taking her sip, Kagome was ready to spit it out. Another man named Yamcha held out a bowl for her to spit in, but she pit on his head instead. After the servants were gone, Kagome made herself comfortable in her throne.
An enigma and a mystery
In Mesoamerican history
The quintessence of perfection
That is she
The narrator Kagome was happy about the scene as she told the readers, "Okay. This is the real me. -switch back to sad wolf- Not.-switch back to happy princess-This!-switch to sad wolf- Not this.-switch back to Happy princess-Winner- switch back to sad wolf-Loser!"
The exterior of Kagome's palace came into view. It was a huge shiny palace with gold in a lot of places. There were lots of statues and pictures of Kagome everywhere, as well as armed guards.
"See this palace?" Kagome asked the readers, "Everyone in it is at my command. Watch this."
Back in the throne room, Kagome snapped her fingers and called, "Butler!" as if on cue, a man named Sebastian Michaelis wrapped a napkin around Kagome's neck.
Kagome snapped her fingers again and said, "Chef!" as if on cue, a man named Linguine (Ratatouille) came in with a whole buffet of delicious food.
Kagome snapped her fingers again and said, "Theme song guy!" once again, as if on cue, a man named Atticus Rhodes (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) came out of the top of the cake and yelled, "Oh yeah!" and then he started singing.
Atticus: She's the sovereign lady of the nation
She's the hippest cat in creation
She's the alpha and omega
A to Z
While Atticus was singing, Kagome snapped her fingers and several servants hand-fed her different foods.
Atticus: And this perfect world will spin
Around her every little whim
'Cause this perfect world
Begins and ends with...
At the pause, Kagome pointed to herself and said, "Me!"
Outside the throne room, two guards got ready to open the doors, but Kagome pushed them open herself and started dancing. The whole time, Atticus kept singing.
Atticus: What's his name?
Atticus: That's his name!
Atticus: She's the queen of the world!
Atticus: Is she hip or what?
While Kagome was doing the moonwalk, she didn't notice an old man named Pappy (Popeye) standing behind her. He tried to get out of the way, but she ended up bumping into him, which caused the music to screech to a halt.
In response, Kagome whined and yelled, "Ugh! You threw off my groove!" and then she turned around and pouted.
While Kagome pouted, a guard named Ludwig (Germany from Hetalia Axis Powers) came up to Pappy and said, "I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the princess's groove."
And then he picked up the old man by his shirt and threw him out the window. As he flew out the window, Pappy screamed, "SOOORRRRRRYYY!"
After an awkward silence, Kagome turned to Atticus and asked, "You were singing?" Atticus gulped and started singing again.
Atticus: What's her name?
As if on cue, a curtain went up, revealing a whole group of guards river dancing. And then Kagome appeared on the stage and danced free style.
Atticus: Is she hip or what?
Do you know she's the queen of the world?
At the end of the song, Kagome jumped off the stage and walked down a pathway of people who were bowing before her. And then she kicked down a door and yelled, "Ha! Boom, baby!"