|Fallen Angel Commentary
Author: MaroonTheory PM
This is my commentary of Fallen Angel by: xxBloodyGoddess666xxxRated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Horror - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 01-06-12 - id: 7717256
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Hello! This is my "Fallen Angel" Commentary. My comments will be in bold so its easier to spot. I hope you all find humor in this! Thanks!
Hai ppl, how r u? mi name iz LEA SIMMONS according to your profile, it's LWA n im here 2 brin u FALLEN ANGEL no flamz plz! Too late. You have 121 'flamz'
Hi mi name iz Lila Scarlet Lovless Okay who named that child? n im only 6teen yrs old. i hav pure blond har tat iz relly long You hear that? Its really long and fallz 2 mi hipz lik it sounds like Party in the USA "Im moving my hips like yah" a golden mist pssh. Som teim I lik 2 put blakk n purple hilites n it Just, no. Mi eyes r brite blu n i hav big blak lashes She sounds preety ghetto. i vry thin n hav big breasts (al te pervy guyz at mi skool lik 2 star at tem but i jut tel dem 2 GTFO!1! oh Lea, you like it;) ) i hav skin pur a wite n delikate fatetures Exactly what features do you have? Do you find yourself appealing?. mi lips r as red a a ruse n im az gracefus as a swan! -WTF? Oh yah I want to kill all these people.. i'm like a swan! A swan isn't a psychotic killer that runs around screaming 'Imma cut u!" I lik 2 wear blakk emo clotes Stop being so stereotypical-_- (if u dun no wat dat menz GTFO!1!) n lisen 2 cool music lik mcr n sulime You just ruined those bands. Der is a blak goffik cross on mi shulder (wen i get rlly angri or upset ill stert 2 glo a deep red!) And you say when you get angry is glows red.. this is the only time you mention it.
i aso nut liek other gurls becuz i hav a secert no1 noes! *Gasp*
Ima FALLEN ANGEL!1!111111!111! OH SNAP. I did NOT see that coming :O..
i waz sent her 2 erth becuz god dint lik mi n wanted mi 2 suffer. he waz afrad dat i wuld kill him!11!1! God overpowers you, you can't kill him.
da goffik cross iz mi birth marc n it seals mi powas. Wen itz glos dat menz it iz keepin me frum killin ever1 on de planet! Again, only time you mention that "so important gothic cross birthmark"
Sumtiems I wish dat da birth marc wuldent glo becuz dar r sum ppl dat I rlly hate. (leik dis preppy skimpi cheerleder name mary wo trip mi n laff at mi.) You needed to be tripped, sweetheart.
iv ben in2 5 diffarant skools cuz da techers dunt liek mi cuz im emo n dark n der jus a bunch of prepyy no it als!1! Teachers won't kick you out of school because they dont like you. And not all teachers are preppy.
sp now im n mi way 2 forcs washcington 2 go 2 a new skool. This has NOTHING to do with twilight. I don't see this random chick in the movie saying 'Oh im a fallen angel' Pish posh.
Da ride lased 4 hors n I waz board 2 deaf. dis waz da longest irde i evr had n mi etnir lif n it waz so i culd go 2 a skool fill wif PREPS! If you dont have friends get a goldfish.
den sudeny…DAR CAR STOPED! It was probably a stoplight.
WTF CAR!11! I shooted getin out of de buket o tras. IM GETTING WET!1!11!1111! (it waz rainin) Are you in a dumpster little girl?
i waked angrily 2 da fron of de car n wen I wen 2 check wat waz wrung som2 grabed mi wrist!1!1!1 Some2? SOME2? SOMEONE.
OMG LET MI GOOOOOO!1!1!1! i creamed kicken n stugglin bt da staenger waz 2 stong! You liked it :3
i turn 2 c who mi attacr waz n it waz an ugli guy wif long mold blond har! He look at mi wif a perv smil n puled mi to da woodz. Oh wow... who is this guy supposed to be? Some random kid? Ohhh hey its that one girl yah im just going to drag her into the forest and you know, do stuff.
I fel on da dirt cryin in mi short blakk dres wif wite frills cuz i c dat luk be4 n I new he want 2 sex me but insed he puhed mi 2 a tree n tiled mi head so mi nek waz showin. i stard a thim n notize dat hiz teth waz long n dat he waz a VAMPIR!1!11!1 :O I would have never guessed.
NOOO1!1111! i screamed agan butt he didt stop. DUNT DRINK MI BLOOD!1111!11! Of course he will drink your blood he is a vampire.
But he jus laff a ol menz laff n cotinu 2 tri 2 drink mi blood. He is more powerful than you.
i thot t i waz a gunner till hiz fas esplode rite in mi face n hiz blood waz drippin evrywere
n behid dem waz a smoking hawt pale guy!11!11 You may have thought it was Edward but it was probably PedoBear.
den i fainted!111111111! Oh... You fainted huh.
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Plz guyz tel me if it gud! :D :D :D Its not good, Lea.