|HDN Short Stories
Author: Nue7 PM
Will contain some bad language,crack parings,and forth wall breaking.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - IF & Compa - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 08-23-12 - Published: 01-12-12 - id: 7734250
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This is going to be some short(or long) stories of Neptunia. This would be the first fan-fiction I have published so I would gladly like reviews and advice (No flames please.)! Disclaimer: I do not own Neptunia or any of the characters. I will most likely never will so there is no need to worry. Also I'll make more when I have some ideas~!
This story will have IffyXNeptune. Not sure who I'll do next… I don't think I'll do any Mk2 characters until it comes out, mainly because I don't want to screw up there personalities. I might do one or two for Mk2 before it comes out, but I most likely won't. Anyways, on with the story!
~The Sparks of Curiosity~
IF couldn't believe she agreed to do this. Neptune, Compa, and herself where going on a camping trip.
"I only agreed to come because you wouldn't stop bothering me about it you know…" IF said, not enjoying the walk the party was taking though the woods. Both Neptune and Compa made her carry most of the baggage, which made things worse.
"Whatever! You know you wanted to come. I bet you'll love our camp-out!" Neptune said, only carrying a small backpack holding most of her clothes that she had brought along with her for the trip.
"I totally love it right now…" IF said sarcastically. "One of you could help me you know!"
"You don't need help, Iffy~! You're strong! Now pick up the pace!" Neptune said, completely ignoring IF's struggled to catch up with her and Compa. "Put some legwork into it Iffy!"
Compa didn't know if she should help IF or to keep walking with Neptune. She decided to look around for a campsite, before IF got really angry. "Ah! Look over there! Would that be a good spot to set up our tent?" She asked Neptune, who now stopped to look at the place Compa pointed out.
"Hmm…?"Neptune thought for a moment. "Ok~! This spot will do. You have a good eye Compa~."
IF quickly, or rather as fast as she could go, ran over to the now official campsite and threw down all the supplies, belongings, etc. etc, onto the ground. "Yes! Finally!" IF said with relief.
"Don't get all cozy yet! We still have to put up tent." Neptune said, trying to get IF off the ground. "Get up you lazy bum! You still have to help us with the tent, and knowing me and Compa, we'll probably set it up wrong!"
"Alright, fine! You two are hopeless…" IF said as she started to set up the tent.
"You're doing it by yourself?" Compa asked, she wanted to help, but it seemed like IF wanted to set up the tent herself."
"I can do it." IF said without turning from her work. "Go get some firewood if you want to help. I doubt Neptune would do it. She'd probably find a stick and poke things with it if she was looking for wood." IF said mockingly. Compa agreed and ran off, which left IF and Neptune alone together.
Neptune grabbed a stick nearby and poked IF in the back of the head. "You're rude, you know." She said as she continued to poke IF.
"Stop poking me!" IF ordered, but it didn't seem to work. Neptune continued to poke. IF turned around and snatched the stick for Neptune's hand. "I said stop!"
"Killjoy…" Neptune started to pout. She looked around for another stick. She thought she found one, but it turned out to be a stick bug when she picked it up. She let it go of the bug quickly. "O-ok, maybe this wasn't a good idea…"
IF walked over to Neptune and looked down at the stick bug. "Are you really scared of a harmless bug?" IF asked mockingly.
"No! It just was just a little creepy; I thought it was just a stick…" Neptune explained.
"Whatever. Anyways I'm done with the tent and Compa should be back soon with some wood." IF said, as she sat down on the ground to rest. "This has been a rough day, well for me it was." She looked up to the sky, which now had an orange hew to it. The sun was setting to the west. Everything was peaceful until…
"Iffy! Guess what!" Neptune said excitedly. She was holding one of the bags for their trip and was searching through it. Neptune pulled out marshmallows, graham crackers, and some chocolate out of the bag. "We get to make smores when Compa comes back!"
IF grunted. It wasn't very important to her. She continued to look up at the sky. All she wanted was some peace and quiet, and for this camp-out to be over with. She closed her eyes and began to think. She couldn't really think of anything, but then her mind started to drift off to a certain blonde-headed girl. She began thinking about certain "features" of the blonde girl. She tried to divert her thoughts to something else, but they somehow kept going back to those "features".
"Are you ok? You look like you have a fever." Neptune said as she looked down at IF. IF had a slight blush on her cheeks, but luckily for her Neptune thought it was just a fever.
"Y-yeah… I'm fine." IF said. 'I can't believe I just thought of Vert like that…' She thought. IF got up and grabbed a water bottle from one of the bags and began to drink it, thinking it would get rid of the color on her cheeks and to get her mind out of the gutter.
"Were you thinking about Vert~?" Neptune asked, hugging IF from behind. "Are you lovesick Iffy~? You have me and Compa you know~" Neptune said in a cutesy voice and played with IF's hair.
"What? No I wasn't! I would never!" IF protested. She didn't struggle from Neptune's hug though… In fact, she didn't really mind it. She kind of enjoyed it… 'Am I really enjoying this? Well I admit it's kind of comfortable, but still! It's from Neptune!' While IF continued to think, she didn't notice that Compa had came back with some firewood and that Neptune had let go of her. She continued to think and pander until something hit her on the head. "Oww! What the heck?" She looked up to see that Neptune had a stick in her hand.
"I didn't do it!" Neptune lied and ran into the tent. IF was about to go in the tent to teach Neptune a lesson, but she was stopped by Compa.
"Can you start a fire?" Compa asked. IF really didn't have time for this. "Don't worry! I'll give her a lecture about bothering people!" Compa assured. IF just sighed and proceeded to make a fire. After she got done with the fire it was almost night time, the sun could not be seen and the sky had turned dark blue. IF sat by the fire and started to relax. Neptune ran out of the tent and proceeded to make some smores.
"I'm going to sleep." Compa said from the tent.
"Ok!" Neptune replied and sat down by IF. She started to roast a marshmallow. "You want one Iffy?" Neptune asked, turning away from roasting a marshmallow.
"No… Also, your marshmallow is on fire…" IF pointed out. Neptune quickly put out the flame, but it was too late. The once white marshmallow was now black and crusty.
"Oh crackers! This sucks…" Neptune said. Then she tried to roast another one, it failed. Then another one, which also failed…
"Let me do it! You're so hopeless." IF said as she took the stick from Neptune and roasted a marshmallow, which came out perfect. She handed the stick to Neptune. "There…"
"Thank you!" Neptune made her smore and ate it. "Umm… You think you can make me another one?" She asked. IF just sighed and made another, but this time Neptune didn't eat it. "You sure you don't want one?"
"…" IF didn't say anything and took the smore and ate it.
"Hey you got some crumbs on your cheek." Neptune pointed out.
"Hmm?" IF never noticed that she had crumbs on her face, she also didn't notice that Neptune had gotten closer to her. Neptune then licked the crumbs off IF's face. IF quickly move away. "W-what the crap? Why'd you do that?"
"Because you had crumbs on your face!" Neptune said. IF didn't know what to say or do. "You're blushing…" Neptune pointed out. "Did you like that or something? If ya did then I can go a little further~" Neptune said erotically, leaning closer to IF's face.
"J-just shut up…" IF tried moving, but Neptune had her cornered.
"I was just curious of what would happen if I licked you." Neptune said. "I'm also curious of what you'll do if I did this." Neptune cupped IF's face.
"Wha-?" IF was cut off by Neptune's lips. IF tried to break free from the kiss, but she was too shocked. She slowly started to kiss back. The kiss started to get heated when Neptune opened her mouth for air. IF slipped her tongue in Neptune's mouth and pinned Neptune to the ground. Neptune quickly broke free from the kiss.
"H-hey this is supposed to be PG-13 so let's not go any further!" Neptune said as she tried to struggle free from IF's grasp.
"You started it!" IF said as she got off of Neptune. "And stop breaking the forth wall! I feel sorry for the person who has to fix it."
Neptune sat up and scooted closer to IF "So are we a couple now or what?" Neptune asked. IF really didn't know either.
"How about we never talk about this again and keep it out little secret?" IF asked. Neptune nodded and started to think for a second, trying to think of something to say.
"Does this mean we can still make-out?" Neptune asked seriously. IF thought about it for a moment.
"…Sure, I guess we can." IF replied and then the two of them started to make-out again. Little did they know, Compa had seen and heard everything…