|A Whole Lot of Whatsit
Author: KayteaEM PM
A collection of 100 drabbles taking place in the Jeeves and Wooster universe. Prompts are filled in no particular order. NOW COMPLETE!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Bertram/Bertie W. & Jeeves - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 04-25-13 - Published: 01-12-12 - id: 7735116
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96. Writer's Choice – Joke
Mr. Wooster's breakfast was somewhat delayed and it occurred to me that a well-timed joke might lighten the atmosphere.
"Knock, knock, sir." I ventured.
"Who's there, old thing?"
"To whom, sir." I certainly didn't smile.
Mr. Wooster blinked.
"… I say, Jeeves, are you going to stand like some poor spirited lamppost, correcting my grammar no less, or are you going to finish the dashed joke?"
"My apologies, sir."
"Indeed! Abandoning the witty halfway through! Allow me: knock, knock and so forth."
"Who's there, sir?"
"A man who wants his blasted eggs, Jeeves."
"… Yes, sir."