Now THAT'S Irony! By: Els-chan

Disclaimer: You know the drill. Ranma 1/2 and it's lovely characters aren't mine, but I wouldn't mind getting them for a

birthday present!

A/N: Just some random little ficcie I came up with in English class. Let me know what you think, and maybe I'll write

more. Remember...R/R!!!!!!!

"This had better be good, Nabiki...30,000 yen just to see some old home video of Ranma..." Akane grumbled.

"Trust me, sister dear, this will be worth it," Nabiki replied with a smirk, then popped a videotape into the

VCR.

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i Genma's voice: /i "Ranma? Where'd you get to, boy? Ran...OH MY GOD!

i (Camera picks up on a shot of a very young Ranma in front of a vanity wearing an oversized dress and putting

on makeup)/i

i Genma's voice: /i "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

i Ranma: (turns to the camera) /i "Makin' myself pretty, just like all the girls. Ukyo keeps sayin' how he wants to

be a girl just once, so it must be fun or somethin'. I wish I could be a girl once in a while...."

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i Ranma: /i "Yo, Pops! Can I have a pet?"

i Genma: /i "What kind of pet do you want? A bird? A dog?"

i Ranma: /i "Nah...I really want a KITTY!!!"

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i (Camera picks up on a shot of a smiling Ranma clutching a tiny stuffed black piglet and waving to the camera.

Genma walks into the shot and tries to take the piglet away. Ranma bites him.) /i

i Ranma: /i "No! My Mr. Pig! You can't have him! Mine, mine mine!!!"

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Nabiki walked over to the VCR and stopped the tape. She then turned to the shocked, slack-jawed Akane.

"Well?"

Akane slowly turned to look at her sister, then suddenly burst out laughing. "Na...Nabiki...is that...is that it?

Is there more?" she gasped out between giggles.

Nabiki smirked. "I'm sure I could dig some more up...for a price..."