|The Prayer Warriors 1: The Evil Gods Commentary
Author: Void Child PM
This "fanfiction" I am commenting on is a disgrace to all mankind. This is an attempt of a humorous take on BelieverInChrist's story.WARNING:ORIGINAL STORY RATED M, BUT IT DESERVES A T RATING.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Percy J. - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,545 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 03-11-12 - Published: 01-24-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7772316
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Last chapter already. Quite an emotional story, isn't it?
Because Robert Siegfried asked me to do so, this will be the last chapter. I will continue my other Prayer Warrior story The Battle with the Witches, but it will not be as forceful as this one (even though I do not see what is wrong with this). A blind, deaf monkey with AIDS could see what was wrong with this. I will also like to thank Ebony Brown for proof-reading this story. THANK SATAN. Do I worship Satan? No, but as long as I am commenting on this story, I will say that, since only in BIC's stories, Satan is good.
Behold we were in deeps of the evil Hell! It was really hot, and it made us sweat. ...NO WAY! REALLY? In the heat we walked for what it seemed like many hours, but we knew it was only a few minutes according to Jerry`s watch. Jerry's watch sucks, then. We keep turning to see all the sinners chained up, it made us happy that these evil beings are being punished. Do you get off on this? Is all those sinners being punished giving you a boner or something? Percy was glad that he had turned away from Satan`s path, and turned to God, so that he wouldn't be punished like this at the final Judgement where the heavens open up and all the Christians go up to heaven and enjoy eternity with our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Hitler was a Christian...just saying. We soon came to a room, which was locked. So we prayed for an hour that God will make the door uncork itself and open and let us enter. And God answered our wishes and the door unlocked itself and we entered. And side was Hades himself. He looked even scarier than all the other false gods of the Greeks. He had burning red skin and brown satanic horns that were so long that they went around in circles many times. That picture in my head is actually kinda funny! He bereaved out smoke from his ungodly noises, and his hands were burning with disgusting black flames. The sight was disturbing, Not as disturbing as stoning your own wife to death and then expecting her to beg to be forgiven. but we knew that it was not as strong as he made himself out to be, and that God and his eternal only begotten holy son Jesus Christ of Narrative, our lord and savior would give us great strength and courage to defeat this evil satanic enemy that should before us.
And we stood up and said, "You evil rain of terror is about to end! For too long have you be sending death to all the Christians in painful ways. Once again, the Greek gods have done NOTHING evil in this story. You have been serving Satan and that is a sin, and it is too be punished. I hope you burn in the eternal flames of hells because you deserve it, you evil sinner, the most devilish of them all! Hades must be pretty patient to not incinerate them right now. Because of you sins, God refuses to forgive you, which gives us no choice but to kill you. Behold your eternal fate, the eternal flames of hell! Amen!"
Hades laughed and said with an evil deep voice, "Fools of want to play fool`s game. You will never be able to defeat me. No one can beat me, not even God and his eternal begotten son Jesus Christ. They all fear me, and there is no way even a Christian can defeat me. Because Christians are more powerful than God. No sword can stab me, because any stabs to me is creates no harm at all! And I am a master in sword fighting, greater than anything. I am the greatest of all the false gods of the Greek. There is no way on earth that you can beat me!" Funny how there are only two paragraphs of this story left.
And we said, "We are in hell, not on earth, and we have a weapon greater than a sword." And so we dropped down and we prayed dearly to God that he can punish Hades. And Hades dropped to the ground and then blew up, caused by our prayer. Funny how the EPIC BATTLE AGAINST HADES lasted two sentences. TWO. "This is one lesson you should learn, never take on a Prayer Warrior! We will win all the time, for God is on our side!"
And so we went back to the camp knowing that we had earned a place in heaven. Um...aren't you already dead? And so the entire camp partied in a Christian Manner know that we can worship God safely, and knowing that America was a Christian nation again. How so? And so we prayed and sang songs about God all night. And Percy then got married to Clarisse for they loved each other very much. And Satan ran back to England.
THE END WHAT KIND OF ENDING WAS THAT?
Amen and amen Well guys, that is the end. Stay on the lookout for my new story, The Prayer Warriors: Battle With The Witches Commentary!