|DP Funny Bloopers
Author: ghostfinder PM
Come and read about the DP Bloopers. It's not like IcARLY, I just change the lines a lot XDRated: Fiction K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 01-25-12 - id: 7773685
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Ultimate Enemy Bloopers
Observant 1: Now do you understand?
Clockwork: Yes. Danny Phantom grows up to be the most nuisance, puffy, loveable ghost on the planet. What do you want me to do about it?
Observant 1: Hey, Clockwork, you weren't suppose to say thAt
Observant 2: READ THE SCRIPT!
Clockwork: Okay, I forgot my line
Danny: And more important, what's with you?
Box Lunch: I am Box Lunch, the daughter of the Box Ghost and Skulker!
Danny: Umm... DOUBLE EWWW!
Sam: You missed your line.
Box Lunch: Darn it
Skulktech 9.9: I am Skulktech 9.9, the future Ghost Zone's greatest hunter!
Danny: Skulker and Technus together?
Tucker: Is that an "ewww" or a "yikes"?
(Metallic tentacles appear from Skulktech 9.9's back)
Danny: Definitely that's a DOUBLE AWESOMENESS!
Dark Danny: Sam and Tucker. It's been a while. Ten years to be accurate TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Danny, Sam, and Tucker jumped in and party with Dark Danny.
Director: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO PARTY IDIOT! GOD! CUT!
Dark Danny: So to what do I owe the blast from the past? (sees Clockwork's medallions Sam and Tucker are wearing) Clockwork! Reading his My Little Pony Book again eh?
Danny: I'll never turn into you. NEVER!
Dark Danny: Of course you will. (Transforms into Danny) It's only a matter of time.
Then Timmy Turner jumped in: It's only the matter that Dark Danny is a JERKINATOR
Dark Danny: (Hisses) What did you say?
Then Dark Danny and Timmy chases around in circle
Danny: Timmy! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO BE IN THIS EPISODE
Jazz: He'll (Danny) escape! He'll beat you!
Dark Danny: How? Is the answer A: The Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B: the only remaining portal? The one my brained whacked cheese-head archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going, too.
Jazz: "Cheese-Head"? Vlad Masters? He's your JERK FRIEND!
Dark Danny: Is the answer C: You? No, you can't stop me from cheating on the APPLICATION to the Mystical Island insolitifying my future, so the answer must be D: (zapping Jazz) KISSING DANNY ON THE LIPS! (Transforms into Danny and looks at the answers sheet) Well, what'd you know? The answer to the first question is... 1,000,000 dollars
Jazz: Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Kissing HIM on the lips.
Dan: Exactly truely
Crew 1: READ THE SCRIPT (Threw thr script on Dan's head hardly)
Jack: Where is he? Where's our son?
Maddie: What have you done to our boy?
Dark Danny: (Laughs) I am your CUDDLY WUDDLY BOY!
Maddie: What? But you're ugly and stupid
Dark Danny: What kind of parents are you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts and wait, did you called me ugly and stupid?
Maddie: Yeah duh, you are ugly and stupid
Dark Danny (growls): Never call me that name!
Jack: (to Maddie) For the record, he's gonna blow!
(Then Dan chases Maddie in circles)
Dark Danny: Hello? Danny Fenton? Danny Phantom? Ever notice the similarity? Jazz did.
Tucker and Sam: She did?
Jack: (aiming his ghost weapon at Dark Danny): Liar! Don't move a MUSCLE!
Dark Danny: Actually, no one's goin' anywhere. Not until it's time for you to be READY FOR THE WEDDING WITH Danny and ME!
(Then Danny comes in the Bride's dress and say it in girly voice): LET'S GET MARRIED HONEYBUNCH!
Jack, Tucker, Maddie, Sam, and Lancer: Eww
Dark Danny: What makes you think you can change my time?
Danny: Because I love you and my family!
Dark Danny: *Laughs* Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you are such a LOVER! You love me?
Danny: Yes! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
(Danny uses his Ghostly Wail on Dark Danny)
Director (sniff) CUT! That was so beautiful(Started to cry and weep)
Dark Danny: (in response to Danny's Ghostly Wail): That LOVE! Oh, it's not possible! I don't get that LOVE until WE WERE ON A DATE!
Danny: I guess the future will set our love in the beach just like Romeo and Juliet.
Sam: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
Tucker: Or maybe it's Ember's love spell again.
Director: CUT! GET EMBER!
Clockwork: (after halting time to save Danny's family) The Observants look at time as if it were a parade, each event passing by one by one in sequence right in front of them. I see the parade from above, seeing all the twists and turns it might...or might not take.
Danny: You knew all of this was going to happen, all of it! (They both fly over towards Danny's family) Even this part!
Clockwork: Everything's the way it's supposed to be and here we are, with you, a fourteen year old boy risking to save his fortune on everything to save the people he loves. (Hits his staff on his head)
Danny: Are you okay? (Then Clockwork passed ouT) NOT okay
Director: CUT! GET HIM AN ICE PACK ON CLOCKWORK.
Observant 1: You manipulated the boy! You influenced his choice!
Observant 2: That's a direct violation in the protocal of temporal displacement! In other words...
Both observants: YOU're broke!
Clockwork, smiling: True, I cheated, but wait. I'm losing my money for my acting careers?
Observant 1: Yes, someone has hijacked your BANK ACCOUNT!
Observant 2:And it's Cosmo and Timmy Turner
Clockwork: Cosmo and TIMMY YOU ARE SO DEAD!\