Author: InvisibleNinja1234 PM
It is Megan's Birthday and Conner doesn't know what to get her, so he asks Robin. Suprisingly, he gives good advice, get Megan an American girl. Conner and Robin find they need backup Artemis to brave the torturous pink store.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Family - Richard G./Nightwing & Megan M./Miss Martian - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 02-09-12 - Published: 01-25-12 - Status: Complete - id: 7775336
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A/n: You see I was thinking up some new ideas and my sister came up to me and said "you should do a story where Megan has an American girl doll" and I thought, this is totally Megan! I DEDICATE TIS STORY TO ConnerKentGal101. So here is my story! Hope you're whelmed!
~~~Break line of doom! MUAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
Today was Megan's Birthday, and Conner, being her boyfriend and all, decided he had to get Megan a present. But what to get?
"Robin, what should I get Megan for her Birthday?" Conner asked Robin who was with Artemis and Wally, watching them fight over pudding.
"Um… Let me think for like 10 seconds," Robin responded "OH! GET HER AN AMERICAN GIRL DOLL!"
"That's actually a good idea!" Said Artemis; clearly surprised that Robin had come up with that
Robin sent a glare at Artemis "Despite what you may think, I am good at picking out presents. Just 'cause I'm Batman's partner does NOT mean I can't pick out a good presents for friends"
"Um Robin?" Conner asked tentatively
"Could you… um…could you help me pick out Megan's present?" Conner asked shyly
"Why of course Conner. I would be glad to help you," Robin said smugly looking at Artemis
Artemis just glared and walked away, and then Wally shouted after her "HAHA YOU'D BETTER GET SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN!"
"Wally, Find a better insult. I get tired of hearing the same ones over again," Artemis replied
Wally just pouted, and then went to raid the kitchen
Robin just smirked "Anywhoo, Lets go shopping Conner!"
BREAKLINE OF DOOM *CUE EVIL MUSIC* DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHH
After about 10 minutes Conner and Robin arrived at the American Girl Store.
"Well here we are. The American Girl Store," Robin said, "Maybe we could order on Amazon?"
"Why? We are already here?" Conner asked, he clearly did not get the whole American Girl Store is meant for GIRLS.
"Its Just… Never mind. Lets just get this over with,"
They walked into the store and were over come by the pink, little girls, and peppy workers
"I have just been scarred for life," Robin said miserably "are you sure you want to do this?"
"Yes. I think so. Lets just think of this as a mission Batman gave us," Conner said, clearly just as overwhelmed, heavy on the over, as Robin was.
Robin gulped nervously" Ya. This is a mission from Batman… that makes it only slightly better in no way at all,"
They walked around the store looking for the dolls.
"Okay. So I think we should call Artemis" Robin said
"Hey Artemis. So you see were at the store and…" Robin started
"You were overwhelmed by the pink, got lost, and don't know what to get her? On my way. Boys…" Artemis said, obviously knowing this would happen
IS THIS A BREAKLINE I SEE? NO? IT'S A BREAKLINE OF DOOM!
Artemis Arrived in 5 minutes.
"How'd you get here so fast?" Robin asked
" I figured you two would need help so I came up here after you guys left,"
"We need help picking out Megan's doll" Conner said bluntly
"Ya, figured that much," Artemis said, "So here is the plan. We get Megan a doll, a few outfits, get its ears pierced, earrings accessories, etc. Boy wonder, you're paying,"
"Well you have money right?" Artemis asked
"Ya… Fine I'll pay. Conner you owe me big time!"
"Awesome. Lets go,"
"WAIT," Robin yelled, and then started playing mission impossible on his phone, then grinned, "Okay now we can go,"
Artemis glared at him
"Fine," Robin said, clearly disappointed, turning off the music
As they walked into the store Conner and Robin braced themselves for the pink.
"Okay. Follow me." Artemis said
1 hr. later:
Robin ended up buying an American girl with wavy red hair, light skin, freckles, and brown eyes. They also got her 10 outfits (hey Robin was Paying), which included a cheerleader outfit, and some other random things they knew she would like.
"HOLY SCHIST! HOW MUCH?" Robin yelled, which earned him many disapproving glares from the moms at the shop. A little boy giggled, obviously glad something interesting had happened in this torturous pink store.
"Ah $1,000" the store clerk said nervously, "I-is t-that ok-kay" thinking this kid might try to kill her or something
Robin turned slowly sending the bat-glare times 100. If he was a demon he probably would have burst into flames "Yes," Robin said with such malice that it made Artemis and Conner cringe. "You owe me big time," Robin said in a level voice but was still incredibly frightening. Never get on Robins bad side. People tend to disappear, with out a trace. Robin handed her his credit card, signed the receipt then stormed out of the store seething with anger. "Megan had better love this freaking doll to death or else you both will pay," Robin said without looking at them, jumped onto his motorcycle and drove home.
"Wow," Conner said
"Wow is right" Artemis replied.
A/N: FIRST CHAPTER DONE! So this will be multi chapter, and in the next chapter you get to see just how angry Robin really is. Yes. He was holding back his anger. ANYWAYS, The next chapter will also be about Megan's birthday. So… Do you like it? Love It? Despise It? REVIEW!
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